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Chapter 3 "Bounty Hunter"

The sketch in this issue of Mahua is based on the western theme, called "Borrow Hunter".

In terms of subject classification, western films are North American specialties, just as martial arts movies belong to the most unique film theme in our China.

Western films, also known as denim films, have obvious characteristics: the inaccurate wilderness, the legendary image of a cowboy and the intense scene of a horse galloping and fighting with a gun.

Of course, it is unlikely that the sketch show will really show the wilderness or something, but there must be cowboys!

Mahua is best at creating a sense of stage, so although this article "Borrow Hunter" is presented in a funny way in the form of sketches, the necessary stage design and scene setting are still very important!

Chen Hui and Guo Ailun play a pair of bounty hunters.

The original third-in-command Yang Yuanhan was originally going to play a funny role - the one-eyed dragon with the highest bounty...

Unfortunately, he was exhausted.

This is the role Bai Xiaofei replaced!

...

Bai Xiaofei was a little nervous.

It's true. He also performed sketches when he was in school, and even when he graduated from the big chariot, he also played the second male lead.

He was also very nervous, always feeling that he had stage phobia...

That scene is called "Before Falling"...

At that time, there were many bigwigs from brokerage companies who came to watch the scene, but of course only a few of them were finally picked out. Half a year later, and the only one who made a name for himself was Bai Xiaofei's roommate Dong Jian. His mother was the number one agent in China!

It’s too difficult for newcomers to get on top!

One carrot and one pit, the total population is only so many. If you come up, who will go down?

Bai Xiaofei had already figured it out. He is now working as an assistant director at the TV station. After ten years of hard work, he might have the opportunity to direct a TV series himself. Even if he won't become famous in this life, he will at least make many friends.

Well, he is very busy at Xihong City TV station, and he is full of good friends, except for his lack of a girlfriend.

This is also the main reason why Mahua proposed to let Bai Xiaofei go on stage, but no one opposed it.

Otherwise, at this time, I will write a bad pen and say, "I can do it too."

That would be very embarrassing...

In fact, there is no difference between performing sketches on stage and acting in dramas. It is impossible to do it for a second time. This thing has extremely high requirements for actors!

Don’t underestimate the sketch actors!

When Liu Dehua and Huang Qiusheng were filming in the mainland, they met a bald man. The bald man performed improvised and precisely, which surprised the two of them. So when director Chen Jia came forward to shout, he immediately asked about the origin of the person.

Director Chen said that there are so many such actors in the mainland!

By the way, that drama is "The Mouse Falls in Love with a Cat", and the bald actor is Guo Donglin!

Guo Donglin, Fan Wei, Yingda, and Guo Da are all powerful people!

Bai Xiaofei has seen his performance on stage. Uh, it can't be called a terrible sight, but it's definitely not very good!

Sketch performances must be relaxed.

This is very important!

...

"Next, please invite the 'Mahua' Chen Hui team!"

With the continuation of the host Wu Bo, Bai Xiaofei followed Guo Ailun and took the stage.

Only then did Bai Xiaofei notice that there were two young ladies in the team who looked quite like 3,000 yuan a night. After the end, let’s ask them to go to the movie?

Two... are a bit difficult to deal with, share one for their own brothers?

Anyway, Xiaojiu is rich!

That's it!

"Wow!"

The curtain opened and the audience responded enthusiastically.

After all, Chen Hui's team performed very well. The first episode of "Tropical Thunder" and the second episode of "Prison Killing" all brought different laughter to the audience.

When the audience has a sense of expectation for you and you can come up with something different every time, you succeed!

The scene is a bar, and the prop group is carefully prepared, almost replicating the bar in the classic western film "Red Dead Redemption"...

The opening show was a stage show.

Bai Xiaofei doesn't need to dance with him. He appeared in the middle of the show, and now he is not on the court...

After the dance ended, Chen Hui began the performance: "Thank you, thank you everyone for welcoming us two outsiders in such a warm way!"

"Thank you!" Guo Ailun continued with a smile.

"My cousin and I are from New Orleans, my name is Chicken Wings!"

"My name is chicken legs!"

"Thanks!"

Several supporting roles returned to their positions one after another, Chen Hui and Guo Ailun sat down and began a conversation between praising and teasing.

The form of sketches is actually very similar to crosstalk, and they all require language burden. The difference is that sketches can be supported by props, giving the audience a more realistic feeling!

Chen Hui began to tell his glorious experience in a tone of recalling the past: "Five years ago today, a level 9 wind was blowing. We stood on the cliff. I shot Tom Cruise, the fastest gunman at that time..."

Previously, a supporting role decisively stood up to stop him from pretending: "Haha, did you beat Tom to death? He was standing on the edge of a cliff and was blown down by the strong wind and fell to death!"

"...Did you fall down during the duel with me?" Chen Hui remained calm in the face of danger.

"right…"

The supporting role is a little speechless, but Chen Hui is telling the truth.

"I tell you, Tom is just a bad mind. He is standing against the wind of the ninth level. He is wearing a cloak. Who doesn't he get?"

After forcibly explaining, Chen Hui continued to pretend to his cousin: "Look, the hat I wear now is his. We bounty hunters all have this kind of hat. The longer the hair on the hat, the more powerful it is! "

"Brother...why don't you give me this hat?"

Guo Ailun snatched the hat and put it on his head.

"…Oh, this hat is really not suitable for you, it shows that you have a big face!"

"Brother, I don't like to hear what you said!" Guo Ailun said in a very anxious voice: "Does my big face show? Is it big?"

This is a very common self-sarcasm.

"...Brother, I tell you that this hat was exchanged for my life, symbolizing the honor of a gunman!"

"Haha, I've exchanged it for my life? Didn't you come from the strong wind?" The one who mocked him just now stood up.

"Brother, there are two things. First, you are the one who is still alive and the longest hair I have ever seen; second, you are dying. We have a one-eyed dragon. He specializes in killing people with long hair on the hat. Whoever has long hair on the hat, he will fight to whom he has. None of the people who have dueled him are alive. Therefore, he has become our most wanted criminal with the highest bounty! Just as you brag just now, I see, you should throw the gun quickly and go home!"

The setting of this supporting role is to introduce the theme - Bounty Hunter!

"...That's because he was lucky enough to not meet me, and he also had a one-eyed dragon. When he met me, do you believe it or not, I beat him into a pair of eyes?"

Hearing this, Bai Xiaofei knew that the "one-eyed dragon" he played was about to take the stage!

As a sketch, it’s all about coincidence!

So, accompanied by solemn music, Bai Xiaofei, wearing a fake beard and a single eye mask on his face, stepped onto the stage.

By the way, he also wore a hat on his head. The hair on the hat was very long, obviously much longer than the hair on Chen Hui's hat.

Judging from his outfit, he is the one-eyed dragon with the highest bounty in the legend!

In front of the windowsill, Bai Xiaofei happened to have a look of eye contact with Chen Hui.

"Yo, hairy!"

The corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he made an expression of encountering something fun, stretched out his fingers, and gestured to the pistol.

"Bang!"
Chapter completed!
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