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Chapter 1007 [After the expression pack shadow, there is no suspense first]

There were many highlights at this Oscars, and the host Seth McFarlane became sneered as soon as he came.

This guy sang a spoof "we saw your boobs" that made countless Hollywood actresses ashamed. During this period, there was a group of men dancing with him, and the harmony of the gay choir at the end, which was so cheap.

In the lyrics, Seth counts the actresses who "dedicate themselves" in the movie, and teases the actresses who have revealed their fucks in the movie, including Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Scarlett Johnson and other Hollywood actresses, who were shot one after another, and Kate Winslet was shot several times in a row.

Naomi Watts was photographed with a surprised expression, Theron was photographed turning black, Meghan was also named and appeared in the lyrics, Seth sang "But we have never seen Meghan Fox's breasts before."

Megan smiled and covered her face with her hands, otherwise it would be the kind of laughter that broke out from both rows of teeth. She has contributed many emoticons online and wants to be more low-key before the award results are announced.

Many people online commented that this song is an insult to actresses.

It is worth mentioning that Jennifer Lawrence's name did not appear in this song. Because of the butterfly effect, her fame was completely unfair and she could not be thoughtful.

There is also a performance later, and Katherine Zeta Jones once again performed the classic clip "all that jazz" from "Chicago".

The "Avengers" gathered to award the Best Photography and Best Special Effects Awards, and the superheroes appeared together, with extraordinary aura.

Awards were announced one by one, and the crew of "The Happiness Line Behind the Dark Clouds" was running. Finally, it was the best actress' turn. When Meghan heard the host announce his name, his mouth opened his O-shaped mouth and stayed for 5 seconds before he realized that he had won.

The competitors all showed regretful expressions, especially Naomi, whose acting skills are actually better than Meghan.

Well, not only Naomi, 90% of Hollywood actresses have better acting skills than Meghan. But Meghan has a reborn person in the backstage and wins in the script. He always finds roles that suit his temperament to play, and has been polished by the director for three months.

If it weren't for Guo Xu, she would never be nominated for Oscars and could only be nominated for Jin Luomei. The next step is to play Meghan in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

With Guo Xu helping to plan his career, Meghan won a series of titles, Best Transformers Girl, Most Charming Lesbian, twice nominated for Best Actress, and now he has become a Best Actress.

Her big mouthed personality has become a "true temperament" character, and she has never said a serious wrong thing to offend people.

After Megan took the stage, she excitedly thanked the crew members, family, and a group of friends. She specifically mentioned Alexandra Dadario, Amber Hilde, and Teresa Palmer, saying that she often discussed performances with them as an important reason for the progress.

All three girls attended the award ceremony and sat very close. The close-up shot of the cameraman was taken, which became a highlight. The media often said that they were the four major actresses who will make the company famous tomorrow.

Chinese media often say that they are four young actresses. Now this statement is inappropriate. Meghan won an Oscar and won a high box office in a commercial film. This is a symbol of status.

In the future, when the media mentions her again, the word "movie queen" will be added.

What the fans online discussed was that Meghan became an emoticon again. After becoming famous, she attached more importance to her image. If she couldn't help but want to laugh, she would cover her mouth with her hands. But this time she was so happy that she couldn't help but cover her mouth with a trophy after she went on stage, so she laughed like a silly sister.

At this award ceremony, Meghan completely suppressed Emilia Clark, the first person in the emoticons, who came to play soy sauce. She neither smiled until her face collapsed nor gave a speech and turned into a "pea Sagittarius". She looked like a beauty when she was quiet.

Megan finally said: "I feel like a great man, at least I finally beat Jason once in the Oscars."

All music awards were won by the movie "Les Miserables". Guo Xu did not win the Oscar for "The Legend of the Car", but he was nominated for Best Actor at the previous Golden Globe Awards.

Many fans left messages online to discuss Meghan and Guo Xu.

"Megan's role is really fun. She is also very straightforward. Her expression when she was surprised and her silly smile when she said her feelings are not artificial at all. She is much cuter than Hathaway, who won the best supporting actress."

"Jason will definitely challenge the entertainment industry after retirement, so he has to play with a movie star first."

"I am so magnificent that I am the eldest of Meghan. After winning the award, I became the eldest sister of the four actresses in 1986."

"Actually, Jason doesn't have to do anything. It's just that the money earned by the pizza restaurant is enough for him to eat for many lifetimes. Fat fox will be on the market sooner or later."

The NBA regular season continued, and Guo Xu became serious in the second half, because many people on the Internet said that they hoped that he could keep his average score of more than 20 points per game in each season. If he didn't even score 20 points in the last season, he would be forced to death.

After Guo Xu increased his singles, he played 30+ in 10 consecutive games, and his data quickly rose to 23.8 points, and he averaged 13.3 assists per game.

Those who questioned that Guo Xu had passed his peak period immediately shut up. If he did not retire, the defenders of other teams would have no choice but to double-team him.

In the second half, the Suns lost only 5 games, with a record of 67 wins and 15 losses, ranking first in the league with no suspense. Without a star center, the Suns almost scored 70+ games, just because the inside offense was not stable enough, and there were people standing up to score points in every game on the outside.

The 2-8th place in the West is the Thunder, Warriors, Spurs, Clippers, Lakers, Kings, and Grizzlies.

The 9-15 are the Nuggets, Mavericks, Trail Blazers, Jazz, Rockets, Hornets, and Timberwolves.

The Mavericks' record has been declining again and again. Nowitzki can't get rid of the bad guy's hat and has not even scored in the playoffs. The Trail Blazers played well in the first half, and Rubio was seriously injured and reimbursed in the second half, and the team suffered a 10-game losing streak.

Rubio was hit by Kobe in the game against the Nets. After an MRI test, his left knee injury was diagnosed with a torn cruciate ligament, and the recovery period took 6 to 9 months.

Although Kobe has injured many people, with iron elbows and iron knees, everyone still believes that he did not do it on purpose.

The Knicks achieved the best record in the East, with only 59 wins and the Cavaliers ranked second with 54 wins.

The 3-8th place is the Heat, 76ers, the Bucks, Bulls, Nets, and Celtics.

It was too easy for the Eastern Conference to enter the playoffs. The Celtics made it to the playoffs with 38 wins. The Nets' winning rate was finally half, with 41 wins, and only one game was injured by the core Bulls.

9-15 are Wizards, Magic, Raptors, Pistons, Pacers, Eagles, and Bobcats.

The Bobcats are at the bottom without any suspense. The only highlight is that DeRozan averaged 22.6 points, 4.7 rebounds and 4.3 assists per game, and they exchanged them for a strong man from the Thunder.

Anthony averaged 30 points per game and won the scoring top for the first time in his career.

Guo Xu has won the assists for the second time, averaging 13.3 per game, and for the ninth time in his career, only once less than Stockton.

Many fans also hope that he will play for two more years and break Stockton's record. Guo Xu thinks it is meaningless. Too many assists does not mean that it can help the team win. What's the same thing as those who have two finals in their lifetime and still have the data in the finals?

Even if he won more awards, his total assists would not catch up with Stockton in the short term, and the total number would depend on his long playing time.

Dwight Howard won the rebounding champion again, averaging 12.6 per game, and his teammates helped him with his data.

Ibaka won the blocking champion for the second time, averaging 3.1 per game.
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