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Chapter 26 [The most romantic thing I can think of]

It was April Fool's Day again, Guo Xu carefully paid attention to everyone's actions, especially how two boxes of Gatorade drinks entered the house. He saw that Haslem and a substitute insider had arrived a while ago, moved the drinks in, put them on the ground and went out to move other things, no one took care of them.

Everyone arrived. After warming up, the three players first came and drove three bottles, and then placed them on different positions on the sidelines, on the ground and on the windowsill, so that they would not make mistakes in getting the opponent's drinks. These three were defenders and one substitute inside.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" asked Billy Donovan, a coach at the University of Folk.

Donovan is 35 years old this year, and his reputation is touching. He looks like a big triangle on his forehead and looks like a Saiyan prince, which is very intimidating.

His player career was not successful. He was selected by the Utah Jazz in the 22nd round of the third round in the 1987 NBA Draft. He chose to retire after two years in the NBA. In his previous life, Guo Xu had a relatively outstanding coaching career. He coached at the University of Florida for 19 seasons and won two NCAA championships. He later became the third head coach in the history of the Thunder.

Guo Xu got too close to him, which finally aroused some suspicion. His eyebrows were not evident and made people want to take a look.

Guo Xu directly put Brad Stevens's idea on himself. "Sorry, I am a basketball enthusiast, a Pacers fan, and I usually pay attention to the NCAA. I want to go to a university to be a basketball volunteer in the future. I want to hear you learn something about tactics, is it okay?"

Donovan doubted that he was. "Then listen, what's going on with your eyebrows?"

Guo Xu took off his hat and smiled bitterly: "I have had a strange disease and my whole body loses hair."

Hair loss all over his body is really pitiful. People around him looked at him with pity.

Bonner opened his mind, shivered, and glanced at his crotch. Poor kid, this is the rhythm of being alone.

They didn't think about "This is a spy" because they had never heard of any player in the semi-finals who had a hair loss due to illness. If so, it would definitely be unforgettable at first sight. After all, there is a red-haired player among the players who can attract attention.

During the next cycle, Guo Xu got a clean work with a good time. He ate two tofu burgers at noon and took a taxi to a pharmacy.

Guo Xu entered the door and asked with a smile: "Is there any laxative? The very powerful one."

The black female nurse in the shopping guide looked at him in confusion, not as if she was sick. "What are you doing for laxatives?"

Guo Xu sighed: "I am a student at Purdue University. My roommate in the dormitory has bad intestines. I haven't had a bowel movement for several days. Today he feels very uncomfortable in the dormitory, so I asked me to buy some medicine for him. We are all poor students and have no money to go to a large hospital for treatment, so... I need the most powerful laxative, the faster the effect, the better."

The nurse smiled and expressed her understanding. Medical insurance in the United States is very disgusting. Students really can't afford to see a doctor. As long as they call a taxi to the hospital and do a random examination, it will cost more than 2,000 US dollars. It is even more expensive to have intestinal problems. Maybe they have to take a video to make sure it is not a serious illness such as intestinal obstruction.

"In this case, it is actually the most suitable for using Kaiserlu," the nurse introduced.

Guo Xu waved his hand: "When he went out, he specifically told me not to Kaiselu. If I brought that back to him, he would jump from the bell tower of the school. By the way, what is Kaiselu?"

The nurse smiled and said, "I miss you, it's better if you don't know."

In fact, Guo Xu knew that Richardson had a Shapi dog at home. When he was in high school, the dog was very constipated, so the pet hospital opened this thing. Then Richardson went to give the dog an enema at the order of his parents. Guo Xu helped press the dog. The scene was so beautiful that he didn't want to have this memory at all.

Guo Xu bought powerful laxatives as he wished, and only three small pills were used. The nurse said one pill was enough, but he said it was a backup.

According to the nurse, this medicine is extremely effective. As long as people take it, no matter how constipated, they will clear the intestines in ten minutes.

The medicine must be used with caution, because the patient will not have ordinary diarrhea, but a spectacular scene like "flying down three thousand feet, suspected that the Milky Way fell to the sky". It is said that someone mistakenly took this medicine outside and sprayed it into the elevator...

If Guo Xu hadn't been handsome, he would have been very righteous at first sight, and the nurse would not have sold him.

To be on the safe side, the nurse asked: "Today is April Fools' Day, I have to ask, aren't you using this prank? It would be a crime to give normal people this medicine."

"Miss, where are you thinking? Do I look like a person who can commit crimes? For pranks, I want to take a crutch, put on sunglasses and pretend to be blind, and then hit the beauty I like, coming towards me." Guo Xu smiled.

The nurse imagined it, clasped her hands together and sighed: "It sounds really romantic."

It’s romantic. A handsome guy may like this. If an ugly guy does this, he will be 100% like a hooligan and will be beaten to become a real blind person.

After getting a haircut, Guo Xu went to the stadium. After Haslem put down a box of drinks, he based on his memory, unscrewed the three bottles of Gatorade that would have been taken away at the earliest, quickly put the pills in, and then twisted the lid, without any flaws.

After doing all this, Guo Xu left the stadium for a while. When everyone arrived, he came late with a mop. He did not talk to anyone and tried to avoid the butterfly effect.

The players warmed up like before, listened to tactics, and prepared to fight in groups. The three players also picked up three bottles of drinks. Guo Xu chatted with Donovan and said what they wanted to be a basketball volunteer.

The confrontation only took 5 minutes, and today's highlight was staged. The players who got the first three bottles of drinks said they were feeling uncomfortable and were in a hurry to find the toilet.

There were only few people in the team who could play, but Donovan lost his temper when he saw this: "I repeatedly told you not to eat messy things, what did you eat at dinner?"

"Nothing, it's just fast food." Mike Miller replied.

A black player interrupted, "Is it because there was a dish that wasn't fresh at noon? We went together, and most of us were fine."

Others also expressed their opinions, and no one thought about the drinks, because 7 people had already drunk drinks, and they brought them by themselves. Who would have thought that someone would add the drinks? It seems logical that only three bottles added to them seems to make no sense. If it is to harm them, everyone can have diarrhea.

There are only 9 players who can play in group battles, which is embarrassing. The coaching staff is older and playing with the boys does not have a good training effect. The more reliable thing is that Donovan comes out of the field himself, after all, he has played as a point guard in the NBA.

But Donovan still has to watch the training effect on the sidelines. He thought for a while and said to a white young man who was about 1.8 meters tall and over 20: "Tony, can you go up and play for a while?"

"Ah? I'm here?" Tony pointed at himself and smiled bitterly, obviously not confident.

He is a team's unpaid volunteer. He usually studies video and does logistics. He has no muscles, has poor defense and is also very amateur in offense.

Of course Donovan also knew that Tony went up to play and trained poorly, but there was no better way now.
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