Chapter 0008 The legendary love at first sight
I don’t know that the great character once said that if a person wants to get out of the shadow of breakup, he will immediately enter the other end of his relationship. I feel that this sentence is so fraught with philosophical principles now.
Before I could enter the next relationship, I was fascinated by the beauty in front of me. What about Feifei, Huangmao, go to clean the toilet. I wish you lovers unexpectedly get pregnant and give birth to a baby named Fengjie...
I was so lustful and looked at the girl not far away. I had a quirk, that is, my girlfriend must be tall and her figure must be slender, and this girl obviously meets my goal.
She is about 1.7 meters tall, wearing a long light yellow down jacket, slim jeans underneath, long boots over the knees, and long shawls dyed with a faint burgundy red color and a pretty white face. She was looking at me angrily.
"Are you stupid? What are you looking at? I hit me, I don't know how to apologize!" The beauty came over and cursed me.
My face is already invincible, and I said breathlessly, "Why did you say so many people hit you? Is it fate?"
"Dear, you uncle, do you think there are people on the playground? I'm so stupid, sweep your snow!" The girl was a little tough, cursed, turned around and walked towards the teaching building.
"It's so fucking, it's so exciting! I like it! I really like the personality of this girl, not artificial, straightforward and cheerful.
"Who is this stupid girl? Why haven't you seen her before?" Wang Mumu asked Chen Chen in a gossip.
"Then I don't know where she came from? Look at Xiao Fei's stupid B, she's almost burrowing into her butt!" Chen Chen said with a smile.
"I won't fuck you, call Leilei and Zhang Wei. Let's hold an emergency meeting. The conference center is to help me take down this girl!" I was filled with blood, threw down the broom, and prepared to strike.
"You are awesome, I don't have the same tricks as you. I'm afraid that Zhang Kaifeng will kill me. I'll finish sweeping and discuss some shit meeting with you!" Wang Mumu was not bewitched by me, carried the broom and continued to work hard.
"Then you can help me sweep my portion, okay?" I said shamelessly.
"No!" Wang Mumu shook his head firmly and said.
"Fuck me, I'll give you a box of Yellow Crane Tower and a bottle of iced black tea, okay? Don't refuse, you're worth the price!" I offered the conditions.
"Get out, the prices are soaring now, and I have to rise too. You have to solve my lunch anyway!" Wang Mumu began to bargain.
"Okay! The deal is done! Chenchen and I will go to smoke. After class, you come to the dormitory to find us!" I agreed readily.
"Hey, this idiot, I'll be hovering at this price in my life!" Chen Chen said very melancholy.
We went to the bathroom to smoke a cigarette, chatted for a while, and looked at the time, and felt that it was almost done. We started walking towards the dormitory. When we passed by the teaching building, we saw the girl again, standing next to our extremely tough teaching director, and kept saying something.
My mood surged again. I walked to the dormitory with Chenchen strode and tugged on the bed. Suddenly I felt a stinking smell coming. I covered my nose and finally found a pair of smelly socks on Wang Mumu's bed.
I dare to wear other people's socks casually, but I definitely don't dare to wear Wang Mumu's socks. Why? Because of his socks, have you seen socks polishing your feet?? I have seen them, and I even fucked them, but I got a blood blister. Such tragedies often happen in our dormitory. Socks can be worn until they polish their feet. I have only seen Wang Mumu alone in my life, and at least two kilograms of mud on the socks.
We all once did a chemical experiment, which was to soak Wang Mumu's socks in a basin for a day, then pour the water on half of the apples and put them downstairs of the dormitory building. The next morning, you found dozens of rats who died tragically at the door of the dormitory. Later, this kind of super poisonous rat is powerful, which also caused classmates in the same dormitory building to rush to buy them wildly.
A rumor circulated in our school that if Wang Mumu's socks were brought to the battlefield, the Nanjing murder would happen again in Tokyo, and the country would be destroyed.
I quickly put my socks back to my original position, then returned to my bed like a wind and took a few deep breaths.
"What, I heard that our little brother Fei is going to fall in love!" Leilei's teasing sounded outside the door, and the three of them quickly pushed the door in, Leilei and Zhang Wei showed gossipy expressions.
"Cao, don't stare at me with this expression. Hurry up and help me think of a solution. I must take this girl off!" I glanced at several people and said firmly.
"Cao, according to Brother Zongheng..." Wang Mumu began to talk endlessly again.
Before he could finish speaking, we pressed him on the bed and beat him up. Finally, when he was talking, he stuffed his socks into his mouth to threaten him. He stopped resisting and sat on the bed with an innocent look.
"Okay, except for Wang Mumu, everyone else spoke enthusiastically. Once the opinions were adopted, I would like to ask him to smoke for a week!" I said generously.
"Then let me say a few words. I think if you want to catch a girl, you must know what she likes so that you can prescribe the right medicine!!" Zhang Wei plundered her few love experience at one time for a week and put forward a very useful suggestion.
"Bingo! This suggestion is reliable! Is there any?" I said in encouragingly with my eyes that were hopeful to Zhang Wei.
I saw that Zhang Wei had some trouble for a while, but he didn't want to smoke. After a long time of hard work, he said, "We can also use strange tricks to win, such as pretending to be a gangster and teasing her, and then you can have another hero to save the beauty at the critical moment. Of course, if you beat me up, you must add more money!"
"You can pull JB quickly. With your small body, you won't be beaten by that girl, you're already smoking from the ancestral grave. Brother, I advise you, don't pay your life for that cigarette, and you won't do anything!" Wang Mumu spoke quickly and said quickly, as if he was willing to accept any punishment.
Another beating, Wang Mumu was basically numb and his movements were very professional. He hugged his head with both hands and squatted on the ground, enjoying our raindrop-like fists.
"I said, brother, can you think of a solution?" I was almost in a hurry. Although I studied beauty for several years, it was only theoretical after all. I had practiced it once and was dumped by others, so I could only ask for these animals.
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