Newtonian mechanics is actually only suitable for the classic universe. To be honest, everything may not be followed by the three major laws.

But at least, at the current stage, it is still a classic law, and it needs to be used in many places.

However, in front of aliens, these may be very ridiculous.

Just look at the aliens, you will know that they are almost laughing crazy...

“Is our scientific theories a joke?”

"This is too shocking..."

When everyone laughed at the surface, some scientists felt very uncomfortable, but if you imagine it carefully, it was understandable.

They have been a hundred thousand years of experience from others, not to mention a hundred thousand years, but the cognition from thousands of years ago is ridiculous now.

From the perspective of aliens, the Earthlings seriously put the 'law' in the form of axioms and presented it to her, which is completely presenting a collection of jokes.

"But you won't be laughing like this, right?" a physicist said secretly.

"For cultural differences, modern people may not laugh like this when they see some nonsense theories of ancient people, but they have known it for a long time. After all, they are in line with each other, so they have expectations in their hearts."

A sociologist whispered: "But aliens are different. Think about it, it will naturally not be funny if you have heard a joke like this. But aliens don't know that the earthlings know the world in this way and have no psychological expectations. Suddenly seeing our scientific theories is like a person who has read too many jokes and suddenly hears a 'brained' laugh point."

When there are huge differences in physiological and cultural differences, the funny points are naturally far behind.

Some real daily jokes on Earth are different, so aliens will not react at all. For example, some jokes that mock physiology, and the physiological structures of aliens are different, so they naturally don’t feel it.

But science is different, it is an objective observation and summary. Some physical motion phenomena are found on Earth and aliens.

So even if the theory is wrong or inaccurate, aliens can understand it and know what these laws are saying.

When you understand what these laws are saying and have a corresponding sense of resonance, you can conclude that if the Earthlings and aliens have a ‘common language’, it must be a scientific language or a mathematical language.

Because these two bypass cultural differences.

Mechanics, the black ball civilization must have made some theoretical mistakes and cognitive biases back then.

This is the limitation of the times, but the black ball civilization's misunderstanding of science back then may not be at the same point as the current earth.

Therefore, the "physics joke" of the earth may be very mysterious in the eyes of aliens...

"Aliens don't have low laugh points. Maybe she has high laugh points in her civilization."

"But under various factors, the scientific theory of the earth just hit the alien's g-spot."

The consulting team quickly figured out the situation.

What do they do? They are responsible for analyzing alien behavior and giving suggestions.

When any aliens do anything, they must rack their brains to understand the profound meaning behind it and provide convenience for diplomatic work.

The alien in front of me was actually laughing like a dog when he saw Newton's mechanics. This is not a trivial matter, and representatives from all countries attached great importance to it!

And the truth behind this is not difficult to make up for.

When an alien has huge differences in technology and culture, it feels very funny to see their scientific laws, which is not a difficult thing to understand.

And what was the tone they set not long ago? It was just thinking about ways to make the aliens happy.

Unexpectedly, aliens did not understand the art of the earth, and they were expressionless when watching the comedy of the earth. As a result, Newtonian mechanics hit the joke.

"She's funny..."

"But it's easier to have a funny thing!"

In order to show the beauty of the earth, they prepared many artists, including comedy performing artists, who were just trying to coax aliens.

Later, it was discovered that the aliens were not in the same dimension as their artistic cells, so they gave up this kind of plan that directly made people laugh.

But now, this plan is going to be re-implemented, but it doesn’t take any comedians, scientists!

Science is the most classic and truly enduring comedy theme in the universe!

The Earth Talk Show Master is in the theoretical physics community!

...

"Each planet orbits around the sun along its own elliptical orbit, and the sun is in a focal point of the ellipse..."

"What? You say it again?"

"Every planet..."

"Hahahaha! That one opens... opens..."

"Kepler..."

"Hahaha, that Kepler is a talent!"

“…”

Watching aliens amuse themselves by Kepler's three laws of planetary motion, the theoretical physics community was in pain and joy.

Telling the laws of the classic physics community, there are comedy performances in front of aliens.

Newtonian mechanics is a joke, and Kepler's planetary motion is the three major jokes.

Of course, not everything is laughed at. Like thermodynamics, aliens just smile lightly.

The mathematical theorems can't touch the funny points of aliens at all.

Through continuous observation and summary, everyone found that it is normal for mathematics to not be able to touch the funny point. Mathematics is a rigorous basic tool and has nothing to do with observation accuracy and technical limitations. Therefore, at most it is useless, without any mistakes, and there will be no funny things.

As for the few laws such as thermodynamics that have not been laughed at, it means that either the joke is old-fashioned, the black ball civilization has made similar mistakes, or... it is simply right.

"That piece of ferrous metal should be a cutting-edge material in the contemporary civilization, and it itself violates thermodynamics."

"Yes, I thought the thermodynamics would be laughed the most. I have been observing that piece of ferrous metal for a long time. It seems that all particles are stagnant. No, I feel that it is not composed of particles at all, but an indivisible Planck's extreme material, which has been enlarged to the macroscope..."

"Tsk, what we think is just a sign that the technical gap is too big."

Several scientists were chatting, and the Canadian representative urged: "Stop talking! Who should be on the stage? You, Dr. Galrio, go up and say one."

"..." Dr. Galio went up laughing and crying.

He is a theoretical physicist, but the country is asking him to tell jokes to aliens at this moment.

After thinking about it, he did not say the law, but said a guess.

"The mass calculation method of neutrinos is..."

Galio started to talk a lot in front of aliens, and even took out his design drawings from the lab.

Everyone was stunned because he was talking about a difficult problem he was specializing in: how to calculate the mass of neutrinos?

In this regard, he actually gave a solution that felt very reasonable.

A complete set of physical models is structured. Theoretically, his approach is feasible. As long as a qualified precision analyzer is made in this direction, the mass of neutrinos can be measured.

"Hahahaha!" After hearing this, Sister You laughed excitedly and snatched the drawing and Galio's design manuscript.

These data, together, build a complex model, which is cutting-edge theory.

"Remember it!" Canaan was recording frantically at the Blue and White Society, very excited.

Yes, this is a theoretical conjecture that is unverified because engineering has not met the standards and cannot be proved.

However, this is what Canaan wants, because on their side, let alone the feasible solution to measure the mass of neutrinos, even whether the mass of neutrinos is still being proved!

Here are copying the answers crazily, while there are also sorrowing.

"What's this...hahaha..." Sister You grabbed the information and smiled.

The other end of the Blue and White Society: "Damn it! Their scientific research foundation is much higher than ours, and this configuration is simply amazing!"

"Hahaha...what do you think? Earth scientist...hahaha! It's so funny!" Sister You shook her head and said.

The other end of the Blue and White Society: "Oh my God, what do you think? It provides important new ideas for measuring the mass of neutrinos! Before that, we were completely blank in this field!"

Dr. Galio looked at the alien who was happy and smiled bitterly.

This is his lifelong hard work. Although everything is based on theory and is just an unproven solution, it is also the only theoretical feasible solution that humans can come up with.

I didn't expect that it would be so ridiculous in the eyes of aliens.

Seeing this, Sister You smiled and said, "I really want to see you make things and actually measure the data. Do it well. You must come up with more interesting solutions at that time... Hahaha!"

Galio said a little strangely: "Is it right or wrong?"

"We never thought of this plan. The idea is too clear... hahaha! This is too troublesome... too funny, but if I insist on using this method to measure it, it can be measured, so you may not be sure... hahaha." Sister You smiled.

Galio knew it, he understood!

There are actually many methods. His method is theoretically possible, but it may not be possible with the skills of the earthlings.

With the same theory, aliens can measure it based on this method, which is the gap in actual productivity.

And why is it so ridiculous? It's just troublesome. Technology is constantly moving towards convenience. If it is said that its solution is the most perfect measurement solution, it is definitely impossible.

There must be more perfect aliens, so I think his theory is very funny.

What does this mean? It’s like you can calculate the mass of the earth through a formula, but you have to design a super large scale to weigh the earth piece by piece, and then you are worried: Oh, engineering technology is not enough, you can’t make such a powerful scale.

The imagination is so clear that aliens are laughing to death.
Chapter completed!