Life will make you suffer for a while.

After you get used to it, you will suffer for the rest of your life.

but……

You don’t need to be too pessimistic in life. There are still many things in life that will get better with time.

It’s like some people are just fat, but they will become very fat after a long time.

Of course, some changes are very conventional, while some changes are... a bit shocking and shaking.

For example, when you suddenly wake up from your sleep one morning, you find that your good brother who has been with you for decades is gone.

So……

"ah!"

In Haotian Jiayuan Community, Gongchen South Street, Brother Ya screamed in the bathroom, and then he quickly covered his mouth.

Shocked!

Frightened!

Can't believe it!

What's going on?

Brother Ya quickly washed his face with cold water, trying to wake up.

"This must be a dream! I must still be dreaming..."

After repeatedly slapping himself in big mouth, Brother Ya shouted to himself very hard, "Wake up! Zhang Qiya! Damn, don't dream, you are just a pure man, how can you not bring a hand?"

At this moment, Brother Ya is determined to die!

Look at yourself in the mirror, that's right!

Me, that's me!

Although I get angry after seeing it, I have a beard and have a clear edge on my face. No matter how you look at it, I am a pure man!

But dig down...

Don't do this!

God!

Just kidding, can you be more serious?

For example, let me go out and pick up five million lottery tickets!

For example, if I was asked to walk on the street, I was kidnapped by a bodyguard sent by a rich woman!

For example, I suddenly became the only heir to a family of 10 billion!

All of the above, my brother Ya Zhang Qiya can happily accept unconditionally.

But now, can you stop making trouble?

I saw a ghost last night, licked the ghost, and sprained my ankle. Why did even the "good brother" abandon me today?

The underside was empty, and Brother Ya couldn't help but feel a strange fear in his heart.

He walked out of the bathroom and looked at the eight yellow-haired little brothers lying in the living room. For some reason, that classic question suddenly appeared in his mind.

Q: What would you do when you wake up one day and suddenly find yourself becoming a woman?

When this question was the most popular on the Internet, Brother Ya and his younger brothers saw it and they all smirked at each other and agreed that the standard answer must be "Let your brothers have fun first."

I was so sad at that time, but now...

Damn! This is really something that happened.

Brother Ya looked at them and touched himself again. He couldn't help but tighten all the holes in his body!

"Damn it! But don't let these guys find out that I'm..."

Seeing one of the little brothers turn over, Brother Ya was so scared that he immediately ran to the door.

"No! No! It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, I have to go to the hospital for a good check-up."

Brother Ya didn't dare to stay any longer, so he tiptoed to open the door and rushed straight to the hospital.

The most terrifying thing in the world is not that I suddenly wake up and become a woman, but that I have eight brothers sleeping beside me. What’s even more terrifying is that I once said that if I become a woman, I should let my brothers have fun first.

It's so good for your mother!

Then, in this rental set of three bedrooms and two living rooms.

Brother Ya’s starlings woke up one after another.

The first thing I did when I woke up was of course going to the bathroom.

Standing by the toilet in a daze, he reached out and pulled down.

Everyone was extremely frightened and felt that they were dreaming.

However……

Such a magical and embarrassing thing must not be known to others!

Otherwise, you will be forced to fulfill your once "happy" promise!

So, everyone knew very well, woke up and discovered this amazing thing, and they all consciously fled from this terrible house as soon as possible.

...

On the other side, the morning sun was already shining on my butt.

Li Sao was lying on the bed, still sleeping soundly.

I was busy until three or four o'clock yesterday, but he was exhausted.

When he returned to the room, he fell asleep. He was still drowsy until dawn. Li Sao didn't want to wake up and wanted to sleep for a while, but he was awakened by the noisy subwoofer radio outside.

"Sister Qiao! Sister Qiao... Why is it so noisy outside?"

Because of the noise, Li Sao stretched out and pushed the door out, and found that Qiao Jie had already come back.

"I don't know. It seems that the store on the corner of the street has been rented out. Today is the opening event. Li Sao, why don't you go and have a look? It seems that I'm hearing about some lucky draw!" Qiao Jie said with a smile.

"No! No! This kind of lottery activity is a scam that is a scam that is a scam."

After waved his hand, Li Sao was about to turn around and go back to sleep.

However, Qiaojie looked at Li Sao with a smirk and asked, "By the way! Li Sao, why did you sneak back in the middle of the night last night? Are you not used to sleeping at Aya's house?"

"I...I'd better go and have a look! Maybe I can get some small gifts or something, which is also excellent."

When Qiaojie asked, Li Sao's handsome face turned slightly red. He knew that Qiaojie also heard something yesterday.

So Li Sao quickly slipped out of Sao's house and looked for the lively music broadcast sounds.

I don’t know if I don’t look at it, but I found that there are quite a lot of people.

The newly opened store is quite large, and it is at the corner of the intersection, with enough people flowing, and there is also an open space in front of you.

A big red festive stage was placed on it, with the host holding a microphone and vigorously promoting today's lottery.

There are many people, and it is probably because it is now summer vacation, so many parents take their children out.

A bunch of parents are queuing up to draw with their children.

The way to draw is that there is a large turntable on the stage, and the pointers correspond to the first prize, second prize, third prize and encouragement prize respectively.

It seems that children are particularly interested in activities such as lottery. Each of them looks eager to try and can't wait.

"Okay! Wow... Now our lottery event has officially begun today. This kid, you are the first lottery draw. Let's see how lucky you are today?"

The host also looked excited and said to the first child who came up to the lottery, "Put harder and turn the turntable..."

Seeing that child, Li Sao was about to be in junior high school, and rubbed his hands with excitement, and then started to rotate with force.

"First Prize! First Prize! I must win the first Prize!"

After the child was playing, he stared at the turntable with high tension and shouted loudly from his mouth.

"Tsk! This method of lottery has been revealed online for a long time. The turntable has been tampered with, and it is basically impossible to win the first and second prizes. When the pointer stops, it is definitely an encouragement or third prize..."

Shaking his head, Li Sao, who has always been a slut, despises the most disgusting of the merchants.

This is a typical person who wants to be a bitch and set up a archway. You said you wanted to attract traffic in a lottery event. This is a good thing, but you don’t want to produce a prize and tamper with the lottery props. What’s that?

However, just when Li Sao thought that the child would definitely not win the jackpot, the turntable's pointer slowly stopped.

The pointer gently slid across the third prize area and entered the second prize area. It seemed that there was still some force, and it moved forward with difficulty...

"First Prize! First Prize..."

This time, the child became even more nervous and shouted wildly inside his mouth.

It seems that God is just trying to slap Li Sao in the face, and in the end, the turntable is actually stopped in the first prize area under the attention of the crowd.

"Oye! I won the prize, mom, I won the first prize! It's the first prize!"
To be continued...