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Chapter 1109 - Flying to the side pot

Wait! What's going on?

Dean Zhou, who was sitting in the audience, became more and more wrong as he listened, and his eyes became wider and wider.

In the morning, in the cafeteria, who else can this Professor Ikabod meet?

Isn’t it just that boy myself and Li Bai?

Why did you give him a warning?

Although President Zhou wanted to complain about his injustice, Professor Ikabod Reus did not know him so well. He felt that he was justified and the evidence was conclusive.

Isn’t there a saying in China that there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts, which fully proves the fighting spirit of the Chinese people.

This is a historical origin. Myths all over the world say that when humans are trembling under the power of divine power and surrender to the rule of gods, the Chinese people are not. Today, they shoot the sun, tomorrow they will kill gods and destroy demons, and they will kill whoever they catch, and they will fight against the sky and the earth, and they will not believe in anyone who believes in anyone. The front foot will make the gods golden body, and the good men and women will not be able to be pious, and the back foot will be demolished with light. The young generals step on another step, and they will be afraid of themselves when they become crazy.

So in the real history of China...

Come on, be good! Let the labor and capital fight, just fight!

Damn, is it cold?

How fucking it is really unbeatable!

How warlike is China armed with Confucian classics? It is indifferent to life and death. If it weren't for the long supply line and the unfamiliar dog legs rebelling in front of the formation, the Tang Dynasty almost destroyed Persia, and it would be impossible to operate all the way to Europe.

Therefore, the surrounding countries have been conquered one by one, and they have been conquered one by one. They are heartbroken. Why do these small countries give up Chinese characters and create their own characters? It is because the history recorded in Chinese characters is simply unsightly!

When Chinese people find that there is nothing to argue in the world, then they will argue with themselves.

Why are Japanese people so enthusiastic about the Three Kingdoms? It’s not their own history, but because they like to hear Chinese people criticize themselves. They are so happy that they can’t help but argue in reality, and it’s good to yy.

In Europe and the United States, books on Chinese history and characters are written more and more than those written by Chinese people themselves, especially in the past decade, the relevant interpretation works in bookstores in Southeast Asia have increased even more.

There is no other reason. Who makes China a big IP? It is extremely suitable for hot speculation?

Before coming to China, Professor Ikabod Reus had a lot of knowledge about the history of China, and was not ignorant. As an expert in hypnosis who is good at pondering people's hearts, the specially prepared speech report was quite pleasant, which just scratched the itch of the Chinese.

Now, taking advantage of the experience I encountered during breakfast, I took it out as a story to tell it, and to some extent, I also praised the Chinese people.

Look, I'll have breakfast, and I'm hypnotized before I know it!

The young man ate more than a dozen plates of food in one go. Is this still a normal person?

It must be hypnosis!

One of the seven deadly sins, gluttony, is impressive.

Professor Ikabod is also used to speaking. The jokes come at your fingertips, and the words are so exciting that they keep arousing applause.

Only Dean Zhou was suspicious in the audience. Did Xiao Li use hypnosis?

Used it?

Because of the lessons learned from the past, he had to wonder whether Li Bai would really hypnotize the special guests of the exchange meeting again.

He felt that during lunch break, he had to have a good talk with this guy.

"Xiao Li, is it you?"

The more Grandma Wang listened, the more she felt that it was Li Bai's work, which was indeed suspicious.

She pretended to be a foreigner, and she looked as if nothing had happened afterwards. If this kid had done it, she wouldn't have found it strange at all.

Isn’t Dr. Chen Sheng in the Seventh Hospital like this!

"It's not me, I don't, he's talking nonsense."

Li Bai immediately denied the third consecutive time.

When did he hypnotize this foreigner?

I have eaten so much, so do I still need to hypnotize others?

Li Bai naturally thought so and explained it this way.

However, Professor Ichabod Reus had his own analysis and actually found a series of so-called "clues" from entering the cafeteria to leaving. He also compiled a complete set of hypnotic techniques.

It has to be said that this famous hypnosis master who is not inferior to President Zhou Da’s level, and the hypnosis technique compiled by himself is quite feasible.

The layman watched the excitement and the experts looked at the tricks. The hypnosis masters present seemed very interested. They nodded and agreed with Professor Ikabod's inferences and techniques, which seemed to have become a real technical exchange. It seemed that they unexpectedly encountered Li Bai, a "big foodie", but it was just an excuse.

He had just had a simple breakfast and was frightened by Li Bai's big appetite, but he was forced to make up something that was unknowingly implied by clever techniques, and then stepped into the hypnosis trap.

As for a dozen plates of food in a row, it became a kind joke, and it seemed that it was really so edible.

The Dean Zhou, who was in the audience, looked increasingly ugly, and kept looking back at Li Bai. It was all the good things this kid did, which made him unable to tell whether the foreign special guest was saying true or false.

Li Bai, who was sitting behind, was also helpless. What was this?

The idea of ​​professionals is really terrible. It would be a pity to write such a set of things out of nothing.

Some masters scattered in the seats everywhere kept looking at Li Bai, and could probably guess who the initiator of this hypnotic prank was.

Some young juniors in the venue may not have this level, but the young man brought by President Zhou Da is a real master of hypnosis, and he is indeed capable of letting a top hypnosis master get attacked.

The secret method of hypnosis last night's "Spirit Monkey Engs the Mountains and Forests" is the best evidence.

Everyone talked for only half an hour in the previous speech. After this foreign guest came on stage, he felt like he was talking, and he was out of control. He talked for more than an hour. It was almost time to dinner, but he was still unsatisfied.

Professor Ikabod Reus really wanted to share his experience with his colleagues in China. Using the example of breakfast, he brought out a series of exciting content and became the most popular speaker at the morning of the exchange meeting.

When his mouth was dry and finally stopped, the translator who was translating for him was almost pale.

I kept talking for almost two hours without stopping, and I didn’t even have time to drink saliva, which was indeed a considerable consumption.

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