1345 - Confession(1/2)
"Please believe me, I'm professional!"
Li Bai was so happy that he came to the opposite side of the Indian, looked up and down, and asked, "Have you taken medicine recently? For example, sedative tablets or antidepressants?"
"I don't have one, I'm fine!"
Indians just have their bodies not obedient, but their mouths remain independent.
Li Bai said very seriously: "No, your situation is very serious, and you will have delusions and hallucinations, such as learning to bark by dogs!"
Although the other party has not registered yet, the doctor's parents are concerned that it is not uncommon to open a green channel for Indians, and the medical expenses are still charged.
"I don't know how to bark, wool, wool, wool..."
The Indians' righteous protests turned out to be barking.
I'll go! ~
Luan Zhengwei, who was watching the show, almost sprayed a mouthful of tea.
When Li Bai talks about learning to bark, Indians really bark. This medical skill is really amazing!
With this white coat as a cover, it is indeed difficult for people to think about whether it was Li Bai's move. Most of them, like Luan Zhengwei, they believe that it was an Indian's own fault. They said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao arrived, and said that he was sick, and the disease was immediately committed.
Thai people couldn't help but widen their eyes and became suspicious. Could it be that Indians are really sick?
Normal people can't say "What I say is evidence!" If you say this, you will be beaten!
Luan Zhengwei did not press Ah San to the ground and rub him hard on the spot, and he was already quite well-educated.
“…Wool, Wool…”
There was a lot of dog barking in the room, and I don’t know where the dog came from.
Indians did not believe in this evil and continued to yell, but the loud barking of dogs still came out of their throats.
At the door of the room, the military dogs of the Chinese peacekeeping force, Xiao San and Xiao Si, came to hear the sound and poked their heads and thoughts. Where did this little brother come from?
Military dogs are not guardians, so there is no need to tie them on a rope all the time. As long as you don’t take the initiative to tease them, the probability of being bitten is very small. Even if you are bitten, you don’t even need to get rabies vaccines. Military dogs usually get more epidemic prevention injections than people.
The two brothers from Kunming looked up and said, "Damn, this dog is exactly the same ugly as a human, and they are simply invisible. I was furious, "Where did the monster come from?"
“Woo woo woo woo…”
A deeper growl came from the throat of the mistress of Kunming.
Xiao Si simply roared.
After all, it was a well-trained comprehensive military dog. It did not rush in rashly, but guarded outside the door and barked to maintain a basic deterrence.
"Wang!Wang!Wang!"
When the Indian saw two dogs, he immediately panicked, pointed at the mistress and the little girl and shouted.
“Wow, wool, wool, wool, wool…”
The meaning is: Damn! Where did the dogs come from? Pull them away quickly!
Luan Zhengwei looked confused. What are the Indians talking about?
Thais have the same expression. I only know Thai, Chinese, English, Russian, French, Arabic, and Hindi, but what is the saying of this dog language?
People don’t understand, but dogs understand!
Xiaofan has never visited the dock, but he dares to drive the two brothers away?
I was furious on the spot!
The cry of Xiaosan and Xiaosi exploded their ears!
Since fighting with the social geese in the military camp, the two dogs have also brought some sense of looking down on the world, which is obviously being led by mistake.
"Miss San, Xiao Si, come back!"
Hearing the lively dog barking, the trainees in Kunming shouted from afar. After all, there were so many eyes in the military camp that they would not be able to cause any problems, so they were mostly fighting with the big geese that sneaked out. This time I don’t know where the corner was fighting.
The two dogs' voices disappeared immediately, but they were impatiently moving around in the circle. After all, the shoveler still had to listen to the words, but that person's slutty thing was really hateful.
The mistress was more active, so she left her brother and ran out, circled around the trainer, and then ran two steps towards the door of the small conference room that received Indians and Thais, and turned back again.
The trainer was confused, but immediately understood the mistress's meaning. He hurried to the door of the conference room, but saw the Indian who was barking.
What happened to this Ah San?
The trainer was stunned!
"It's okay, take the mistress and the little sisters away! Stand at attention, turn back, start, go!"
As soon as Luan Zhengwei slapped the order, the two dogs turned around and left without hesitation, and stopped barking. After all, they were well-trained Great Kunming.
He was afraid that two big Kunmings would rush in and bit A San's diplomats.
"Wang!"
The Indians finally understood that they were afraid that they could not speak the complete human words, so they could only bark at the dog and immediately collapsed on the chair.
"Xiao Li, is this guy still saved?"
Luan Zhengwei glanced at the arrogant guy and turned his gaze to Li Bai.
"Well! Although there is a possibility of cure, it requires multiple treatments and long-term medication."
I'm afraid only Li Bai himself knows whether he is a delusional obsessive-compulsive disorder. He acts like a kind-hearted doctor who is compassionate.
However, everyone else was stunned and thought that this Indian, who had a little dementia, really had this problem.
Who made this guy act less normal from the beginning? Now it can't even betray others.
To put it another way, Indians really need to treat it, and they are so crazy that they don’t know how many taels of curry fried rice they eat.
"Poor guy, send him back!"
Luan Zhengwei looked at the civil servant of the Thai Embassy and said, "I'm sorry, let's let you go this time. I will arrange someone to escort you back later."
"It's okay, I'm disturbing!"
Thais are eager to stay out of trouble. This muddy water is not easy to get away from, so it is naturally better to be able to hide from a distance.
He suddenly thought of something and continued, "Luan Zhengwei, can I meet those two citizens of our country."
"sure!"
Luan Zhengwei could not refuse, he looked at Li Bai, the two witches were each other's relatives.
It is completely understandable that the official Thai embassy requested to meet the people of the country. After all, the two witches beat the Russians up.
Fortunately, the Indians didn't touch, otherwise this trip would be a troublesome again.
"I'll call!"
Li Bai took out his mobile phone, wandered around, and so on, and he was all the ones who were not short of money.
From the cafeteria to the regiment command center, it is a maximum of two minutes' walk, and the witch with pink face on her face was called over.
"This one is Long Qingyao, whose English name is Joey Joe, and next to her is her sister, Hong Li, whose English name is Holly Holly, Qing Yao, Hong Li, this one is Kun Laye De of the Thai Embassy."
Li Bai took the initiative to introduce each other to the two witches and the civil servants of the Thai embassy.
The word at the front of the name represents social status, Kun means Mr. or Ms., just like Wu from Annan.
“Savadika!”
"Swipe your card!"
The big and big witches have their hands together. Thailand believes in Buddhism, so it is absolutely right to combine the etiquette.
"Hello! My compatriots!"
The civil servants of the Thai embassy used Thai language.
As a result, all the witches were confused.
Although their characters are Thai, they have never learned Thai seriously at all. It is already a big deal to be fooled by a few words. If you talk about more than ten baht, you may have to be fooled.
"They are Chinese, they can't speak Thai, they can use English."
Fortunately, Li Bai was present, otherwise he would not know how to make the past happen.
"Oh, I understand!"
The civil servant of the Thai embassy expressed his understanding that Chinese people are sometimes very closed, and it is even more surprising that they can speak English. In addition to Thai, the popularity of English is quite high.
He changed into Chinese and said, "My surname is Zheng, the second-class secretary of the embassy. If you have any questions in Somalia, you can come to me. This is my business card."
Appearance is justice and is qualified to receive additional preferential treatment.
What's more, in Asia, everyone's aesthetic views are basically the same, and they will not be as hungry as the black uncles in Africa, and even gorillas can get away from birds.
The Thai surname is at the back, Germany is in Chaozhou dialect, which means that the second secretary of the embassy is like the two witches, both Chinese.
It's just that one is the real Li Kui, while the other two are real Li Gui.
"Thanks!"
Xiao Hongli took the business card politely.
To be continued...