Chapter 136 - Trash talk
"Everyone, everyone, hello, seniors, okay!"
The tall young man clasped his fists a little clumsyly, perhaps because he was nervous, and his fists were completely opposite. He clasped his fists with his left hand and his right hand was on it, which seemed like he was saluting the dead. .
For the sake of the old master, no one cares about it, but they are all very surprised that this young man looks tall and handsome, and he actually stutters.
"Hundred Steps Divine Fist" said the old master He Xiangpeng with a helpless look on his face: "It's been so difficult to find such a suitable seedling. Although he is a little stupid, he is still working hard. Don't laugh at me anymore."
His unique skill of fame, "Hundred Steps Divine Fist", has strict qualifications and not everyone can learn it. It took him thirty years to find such a disciple who can inherit his legacy.
"Congratulations to Brother He!"
"Congratulations, I'm not good at it, and I will definitely be able to carry forward my brother's mantle."
The old man Liu Ci and others congratulated each other, not caring about the clumsiness of the new disciple of the Grandmaster.
The "Hundred Steps Divine Fist" that shocked the martial arts of Qianjiang Province is about to be lost, which is not a secret in the Chinese martial arts world. All martial arts families across the country have recommended young children to join Master He, but this unique skill is beyond ordinary people's ability to learn, so that Master He has been able to find an heir for a long time.
"Who is this?"
He Xiangpeng saw Li Bai standing in the pavilion behind the six famous masters.
Taking advantage of the advantage of geographical advantages, Li Bai was not squeezed out by everyone and remained here. However, all the people present, Mr. He knew him, but there was only such a strange face.
Li Bai clasped his fists and said, "Li Bai, a psychiatrist at the Seventh People's Hospital, and a member of the Anti-Fethical Superstition Association."
The previous identity of a psychiatrist at the Seventh People's Hospital was already surprising enough. What the hell is the current anti-feudal superstition association?
Everyone's eyes gathered, as if they were watching the spy who had been involved in our party, as if this guy was here to make trouble (that's right, that's right).
"This little friend should also be considered a person in our martial arts world, but he practices differently than others, he practices skills!"
Shao Dongbo, a famous martial arts master who had planned to introduce Li Bai to the Martial Artists Association, broke the brief silence, but the old man also heard Li Bai's rejection.
"Oh, what technique did you practice?"
"Hundred Steps Divine Fist" Mr. He became interested unexpectedly.
The theory that the term "martial arts" and "art" was divided into "martial arts" and "art" was spoken from Mr. Shao, and the effect was completely different from that of Li Bai himself, which means that some people in the martial arts industry in Huxi City have gradually begun to accept this theory, at least not causing too much trouble, and most people will express curiosity.
"Zhuyouzhi, hypnosis, magic, rhetoric, spell, all skills that borrow and guide external power can be called art."
Li Bai repeatedly retells the definition of art, which in a sense is speech.
According to advertising theory, repeating it seven times can make people leave an impression.
Repeat is a kind of power, and lies will become truth after repeating them a hundred times. This is the "Gopbels effect".
When someone can master all the principles of everything in the world, just a gentle tweak of the strings of rules will trigger a storm on the other side of the ocean. There is no difference between people and gods at this moment.
However, although there are theoretical possibilities, the probability of mastering all origins is that the prime number is used as the denominator, infinitely close to 0, which is equivalent to the chaotic and disordered nebula accidentally condensed a Ferrari 458.
The scene suddenly became quiet.
"I see!"
Although he was not clear about the wise, Master He still politely expressed his understanding.
There are all kinds of weird things in this world. Suddenly, a young man who claims to have mastered "art" appeared, which is nothing unacceptable, not to mention that Zhuyoushu, hypnosis and other words are not new terms, but no one has linked them to martial arts before.
"It's simply arbitrary. Martial arts are martial arts. Where does Zhuyou art come from? hypnosis arts, all of them are evil devils and evil ways. I'm also embarrassed to compare them with the Chinese national martial arts and attack techniques. Yiming, try his skills."
Surprisingly, there was a loud refutation in a rough voice. Not everyone at the scene was willing to accept this theory, but he regarded it as a side-minded person.
The one who responded strongly was Wu Jun, one of the six famous masters. Xiao Jiangnan had been standing beside him before, trying to establish a good relationship, hoping that the other party could say a word or two for the Yongling Martial Arts Fitness Hall in the martial arts world.
"Yes, Master!"
A short and strong young man wearing a black vest squeezed over from the crowd, clasped his fists at Li Bai, and said, "I'm here to ask Xu Le, please ask your skills."
Both the master and the apprentice had a bad temper and started to fuck him if he had disagreements. The people in the pavilion immediately retreated, for fear of being affected by the fish in the pond.
"Hundred Steps Divine Fist" Master He unexpectedly did not dissuade him. He and many people wanted to see what this "technique" was. Even if it was necessary to stop it in the middle, it would not be too late to take action.
The two famous masters, Liu Ci and Shao Dongbo, did not stop them. In their opinion, Wu Jun's apprentice's martial arts are incompatible with Xing Feng and Hu Chenmin, and the possibility of winning is slim. It will be decided at most three rounds.
The storm caused by Li Bai's "skill" is getting bigger and bigger.
Xiao Jiangnan, who was standing in the crowd, smiled bitterly. He finally joined Wu Jun and others through the relationship between practicing Baji and Chaquan, but because of his relationship with Li Bai, he had probably lost all his previous efforts.
At this moment, Xiao Wei squeezed to her brother, bit her ear and whispered softly. After a moment, Xiao Jiangnan showed surprise on his face. The things he had tried his best and planned to pay some price to do were actually solved gently.
It’s really not bright in the east and the west. Even if Wu Jun and everyone doesn’t speak, with Mr. Shao’s guarantee, Yongling Martial Arts Gymnasium is completely stable.
Xu Le, who was covered in strong flesh, made a tiger down the mountain, but Li Bai casually picked his nails and said, "Have you watched "Smurfs"? Do you know, I hated Gege Witch when I was a child, not because he was a villain, but almost 100 episodes. I didn't even catch a Smurf, and even posted a Smurf sister. I was worried for him. Sometimes I thought, Gege Witch was here to catch Smurfs or send girls. The protagonist of the whole "Smurfs" should be Azmao. I can't afford to encounter such a pig teammate like Gege Witch. Oh, the cat is not going to break it up. Even if I replace Gege Witch with a Husky, I guess it will be a long time ago..."
Everyone outside the pavilion is almost lost. Is this a duel?
Why did you talk about "The Smurfs"?
This is a wrong style!
"No, you can't insult Gegew. Azcat is the pig teammate. Without this stupid cat, Gegew would have caught the Smurfs long ago."
What is surprising is that Xu Le actually took the blame and everyone fainted.
But something even more terrifying happened. Wu Jun, who was furious, jumped into the pavilion, pointed to his apprentice and Li Bai and shouted: "No, this is a conspiracy between the Gege Witch and Blue Dad. An evil deal. Gege Witch can create a Smurf sister, and Blue Dad can also use magic to create Smurfs. Many Smurfs have fallen into the hands of Gege Witch. Hunting games can make Smurfs more delicious. This is the main reason why Gege Witch and Azmao are chasing them."
"No, Gege did not catch the Smurf. You are a subjective conspiracy theory!"
The apprentice seemed dissatisfied and started arguing with the master.
"I eat more salt than you eat. You know, no conspiracy can play dozens of episodes. You young guys are just tussang."
Wu Jun roared at his apprentice Xu Le's nose.
Everyone was shocked. What was going on in this world?
How could the master and apprentice argue like this for a cartoon that a child watched?
Liu Ci, one of the six famous masters, wanted to stop the pair of masters and apprentices who were wronged. When his eyes passed by Li Bai, he suddenly stopped, wait!
A flash of lightning flashed through his mind, and Liu Ci seemed to have captured some incredible truth.
How is this possible?
In front of everyone, Wu Jun and Xu Le, the master and apprentice, unknowingly, got each other's move!
Recognizing that someone was staring at him, Li Bai nodded at Liu Ci and smiled.
The common trash talk tactics in the NBA are used to turn decay into magical effects in his hands. As for the fight, that is secondary.
The arguing of the master and the disciple made his brain hurt. Master He, the "Hundred Steps Divine Fist", also noticed something strange and said, "Okay, Brother Wu, stop fighting for the Smurfs anymore, let's stop here!"
"Brother He, come and evaluate this principle. Why is this dead child so naive?"
Wu Jun seemed to be still unsatisfied. He opened his mouth and suddenly realized something was wrong. Finally, he came to his senses. Why did he end up? Why did he get involved in the Smurfs?
Chapter completed!