Chapter 1427 - Free Shipping! Dear!(1/2)
"Damn Li: $500! When I haven't seen shells, what kind of cannons are, don't tell me it is a 50mm caliber mortar."
"I have a big black intestine: of course...of course not!"
The prodigal businessman Chaka smirked twice and quietly wiped a cold sweat. If Li Bai didn't mention this, he would have prepared a 50-small cannon to deal with it. Anyway, they are all cannons! A small tribe with a few small 50 grenades left, can there be still a living person?
$5,000 is enough to buy several 50mm caliber mortars.
With such a quotation, every shell is a waste of money. If you pay 50% of the money with your cousin, you can make a lot of money.
"Damn Li: At least 100mm caliber howitzer, don't fool me. $500 per round, if you insist on $5,000, let's not talk about it."
Li Bai put pressure on the profiteer Chaka Abalutta, who is unrecognizable to business.
This unscrupulous businessman who was so heartbroken was not even spared his friends.
"I have a big black intestine: $2,000, really, the price is conscientious. You search on Taobao to see if there is any lower price than this!"
Asking for a lot of prices and returning the money, the profiteer Chaka has completely entered a professional state.
Who sells shells on Taobao?
Don't you want to get stuck?
The only one who dares to sell a shell of $2,000 is no other semicolon.
"Damn Li: I will sell you $2,000. I will have as much as you want. I can't get more than $800!"
It's really annoying to bargain with a tycoon!
If he hadn't known this Lao Hei and knew that he was not a bad person, he really wanted to press this guy to the ground and rub him hard to let him know how much taels of dry food he could have.
"I have a big black intestine: This price is really not good, Lao Tie! That's my cousin, the government army, and I have always checked it strictly. This money is not only the money for shells, but also the cost of handling the upper and lower parts and the wear and depreciation of the cannons. You have to pay the price too low. If you add it, how about $1,500? Otherwise, send a team of soldiers to you, the cost-effectiveness is also very high!"
The profitable businessman Chaka used the trick of trying to get. He first cried and complained, listed difficulties and formed price defense lines, and then gave a plan that Li Bai probably looked down upon.
What kind of soldiers can easily find a few damn desperados who want money and live, give a few ragged AKs and a hundred bullets, and the cost will not exceed $300, and it can be easily handled.
Neither Li Bai nor Chaka took the innocent heart of the Huda tribe.
In the African wilderness, the rise and fall of indigenous tribes is as common as the alternation of dry and rainy seasons. Every year, many tribes disappear, and many tribes split or temporarily form them.
There is no saying that Black Lives Matter here. Tu Heizi's life is as cheap as the weeds in the wasteland, and no one cares about their life or death.
So Chaka didn't ask Li Bai why he had to spend a lot of time renting cannons to bombard an inconspicuous small tribe.
Under normal circumstances, the cost of destroying a small tribe is only $500 for the day, and it is even less than more.
"Dog Li: $1,000, if you don't do it, I'll do it myself."
At least I have a special tavern in my hand, so it is not a big deal to organize some people.
"I have a big black intestine: $1,200, it can't be lower anymore. It guarantees that the service will be available for home without any consequences. Can my cousin take the blame?"
In order to earn the money, Chaka turned around without hesitation and sold his cousin Kamo Osaka.
The major battalion commander of the Artillery Battalion of the Dune Giant Brigade was widening his eyes, watching his cousin chatting with others on WeChat, and the square words that were constantly refreshing on the screen of his mobile phone, he couldn't understand at all!
How could I even expect that I was betrayed by Chaka in various ways!
If they could understand what the two were talking about, they would probably be almost ready to beat my cousin’s shit out!
The powerful major officer of the dignified government army takes the blame for others!
You are not my dear cousin, you are pretending to be a devil, you will play!
"Dog Li: $1,100, it's not that I can't find anyone! I look down on you no matter how tall I am."
"I have a big black intestine: The deal is done! How many times do you want!"
Chaka Abalutta was very straightforward. He and his cousin estimated that the shells were considered to be exercise consumption, and the artillery wear and tear was reported to be normal depreciated. As for the soldiers, labor and capital asked them to go east, would they dare to go west? So there was no cost at all! Pure profit! Hyper profit!
In Africa, where bureaucracy and warlordism are prevalent, collecting black money and hitting black guns is nothing special.
As for whether the poor Huda tribe is innocent, no one cares!
This is all fate!
"Damn Li: Five shots, howitzers with a caliber of 100mm can be seen at dawn!"
The $5,500 deal is already a big business for a major of the Somali government army.
Even if I share the money with my cousin, Kamo Osaka is still the one who gets the big head, and there is at least $4,000.
"I have a big black intestine:... I'm going to die, dear!"
It was not a big deal for the Chinese army in the middle of the night, with a straight line distance of 30 kilometers and arriving before dawn, but it was an unprecedented challenge for the Tu and Black Army, which had low combat effectiveness.
In contrast, five shells are just trivial matters. The artillery preparations of related companies, the traction vehicles, the gathering of personnel, and the deployment and calibration after arriving at the position are not too long.
Of course! With the range of the artillery, there is no need to close to the fire, it only needs to be close to ten kilometers to twenty kilometers, which is enough to put the Huda tribe within the death distance of the shelling and bombardment.
"Damn Li: If you can do it, do it, get out if you can't. In addition to cannons, I also have rockets and missiles to find. The money problem is not a problem."
Lazy people talk a lot about things, and Li Bai is a little impatient.
Isn’t it just a matter of doing two tricks? Where are so many cocks?
"I have a big black intestine: Dry it, leave now, dear! Are you paying for it in cash? Or swiping your card? Or taking a salted fish!"
Lao Hei's business is the boss, not only Taobao, but also physical and personal salted fish.
"Damn Li: Of course it's Taobao, give me a link!"
Li Bai dared not give the money to Chaka directly. This guy is definitely brave enough to criticize his money.
A tyrant businessman is a businessman who is not a businessman. As long as you give some chance, you will gain a better position and act like a scoundrel.
"I have a big black intestine: OK, let's get on the link!"
As a Taobao store, opening a new link is just like playing.
"Fu Buy this section of contents of 12345678ABCD? Taotaobao? [152 specifications of five-spice tea eggs free shipping]"
The price is converted into RMB, and the numbers are naturally beautiful.
A five-spice tea egg costs RMB 7,590. What kind of fairy tea egg is this?
Swish! ~
Five in seconds.
I'll go! This guy, Chaka, is still engaged in an event, quickly use coupons, a coupon of 200 yuan for 20 yuan, plus gold coins, and save 30 yuan directly, and you will get the breakfast money tomorrow.
"Address: Group 152, Heizi Village, Earth, Milky Way, Recipient: Li Da Datou, Mobile Number: 13××××××××××”
Don't care about these details.
If Lao Hei dares to be scheming, Li Bai will give him a bad review of the return and let this guy hide in the corner and cry.
"I have a big black intestine: It's shipped! Dear!~ I'll give you a good review! Dear!"
Dad Ma didn’t know that his Taobao platform actually made people sell such expensive tea eggs. I was so angry!
After pressing it all over, Li Bai finally put down his phone.
The big and big witch looked at him and waited for the following.
There is also Turizi Bazu of the Flaop tribe, who was also confused. He didn't have a mobile phone and couldn't understand the content chatted on WeChat.
"Wait for an hour and then start acting, Bazu, you will be with me later!"
Li Bai pointed at Tu Hei's side.
Compared with the witch, Tu Kuroko is even more unreliable. She is famous for not being able to succeed and failing.
Obviously, Li Da Demon was very clear about when the demon Qingyao would make a big fuss, but he didn't know when the Tuhei Bazu would pull his back.
After a while of confusion, his mind finally turned around. Bazu nodded vigorously and sat next to Li Bai.
"Uh-huh!"
This smells of sweat!
Li Bai quickly added a barrier to himself.
The demon girl Qingyao and the little demon girl Hong Li quickly followed suit. This dark seed is so smelly. I don’t know when the last time I washed it, maybe three days ago, a week ago, a month ago, or a year ago.
In places like Africa, it is not an exaggeration to take a shower twice a day.
If I haven't washed for more than two days, is that still a human being?
It's not smelly from the sky yet!
Humans are not wild animals, so they don’t need to draw territory for themselves with a strong human touch.
What's more, the body odor between different races is that black people smell bad, white people smell bad, yellow people smell bad, and yellow people are simply hurting each other.
Those who fall in love across races are all heretics.
It's late at night and people are quiet.
One person and two demons started a picnic, beer, coffee, kebabs, fried chicken, and well, there was also an old Hei Bazu who almost ate his fingers.
Although there is a language barrier, eating does not require much information.
To be continued...