Chapter 166 - The West(1/2)
Even Li Bai did not expect that the amount of information that a snap of his fingers and a look could carry was so large. He just gave it a try and did not expect it to succeed.
If you want to blame, you can only blame Cao Mengde's disciples for being more or less thief. As the saying goes, being a thief is guilty and has negative psychological defense values, and there is not even a little decent resistance. It will collapse at one touch and the empty door will be wide open.
Even ordinary hypnotists can handle them easily.
The devilish means lead to the evil deep in the hearts of those young people...
"I want to soak, I want to soak, soak for me, soak for me, drink o fruit milk, hug health, drink o fruit milk, and hug deliciously, I want to soak, I want to soak, soak for me, soak for me, soak for me, soak for me, soak for me, soak for me, soak for me, soak for me, soak for me, soak for me, soak for my health, and hug health..."
They actually jumped around neatly, and I don’t know where they learned it from, and they were full of square dancing routines.
Who said that only Asan can dance in group dance? These young people are not bad either!
Everyone's eyes were jumping straight.
Damn! What's going on?
Cao Mengde, who pretended to be in a bath with a nitrogen bath, never thought that he would actually encounter a ghost.
This method is unscientific!
"Evil, evil art!"
The arrogance disappeared in the blink of an eye and disappeared, as if it had never appeared before. At this moment, only a full of fear was left in my eyes.
"What about you?"
Li Bai still grabbed Cao Mengde's fist and twisted his wrist, causing the other party to twist his whole body unnaturally.
He suppressed the opponent tightly with the small joint technique of pointing to the surface. Even if he rolled with the flow, he would not be able to keep up with the speed of Li Bai's twisting his arm.
Seeing that the disciples he brought were like being possessed, singing there, Cao Mengde said tremblingly: "We are facing the sky, and we go halfway, and the well water does not interfere with the river. What about this?"
"I think it's pretty, go and lead the singing!"
Li Bai glared at the retired thief and pushed it out casually.
"I, I don't want it, I don't want it, I, I want to soak it, I want to soak it, give it to soak it, give it to soak it..."
It is hard to imagine that a rough man in his forties, pulling his steel wire voice, howling shrillly turned into a serious advertising song. I don’t want to go seamlessly to what I want, it’s simply amazing.
Confronting the government is to commit suicide, and confronting the psychologist is to die, and not to die again.
If you challenge both, haha, the harem of the Seventh People's Hospital welcomes you!
The word "Beijing" in the lyrics is replaced by "harem". Well, you can imagine... no matter how strong the three views are, they will collapse.
The unscrupulous devil searched for advertising music and enthusiastically accompanied them.
The people in the hotel lobby silently took out their mobile phones and turned on the video recording function, even Liu Jiu, the president of the Xiaoxiang Anti-Fethical Superstition Association, was no exception.
The single was cycled for three rounds, and the hypnosis effect was finally lifted.
Cao Mengde, whose old face was flushed, was no longer as powerful as he saw others, and walked out of the hotel with his disciples and grandsons in a dusty manner.
Before they could walk to the automatic turning door, the lobby manager stopped them.
The five-star hotel is just taking advantage of the situation, so I am not afraid of these guys. I handed the note with a wide finger to the yamen, and all the guys who come to make trouble have to go to prison.
"Everyone, if you want to leave, you will pay first!"
The retired thief poured liquid nitrogen randomly. The ultra-low temperature not only freezes many ornamental plants, but eventually spills on the ground, but also freezes and cracks the flower pots and marbles. The hotel party suffered a lot of losses. How could the culprit run away like this?
"How much?"
Cao Mengdela couldn't let go of this old face and wanted to leave in a hurry, but the hotel lobby manager did not plan to let him go.
"This requires the engineering department to calculate to know that you can't leave now!"
Cao Mengde roared: "Give me a number, it's okay to have ten thousand yuan?"
"It's not calculated yet. Otherwise, you mortgage your ID card here and calculate the compensation amount at that time so as not to find someone."
The hotel lobby manager saw that he might be beaten if he stopped these guys.
"for you!"
Although he was so angry that he gritted his teeth, Cao Mengde took out his ID card from his wallet, handed it over, turned his head to the disciples and said, "Give him the ID card!"
The others also took out their ID cards with a dim heart.
After handing over the ID card, a group of people came out in a mess, and a farce came to an end.
"Old Chen, your membership is not simple!"
Fatty Yang came to Chen Yong's side again.
Old Chen said proudly: "I haven't said before that Xiao Li is our secret weapon!"
Although he said this on the surface, he was still very surprised. Xiao Li's ability to cause trouble and his ability to deal with trouble were also unexpected.
"Thank you, the friend from Qianjiang Province draws his sword to help. Lao Yang, I won't introduce it to us."
Liu Jiu, the president of the Anti-Fethical Superstition Association of Xiaoxiang Province, came over. He inherited the traditional hand-color art, so he bowed to Li Bai and Chen Yong with his old style with his old foundation.
Others nearby surrounded them, including members of the Xiaoxiang Anti-Fethical Superstition Association and representatives from all walks of life who attended the founding conference.
Before, Cao Mengde made trouble and poured liquid nitrogen into his own way was incredible. He almost made the "ghost hand" Liu Jiu unable to get out of the stage, casting a shadow on the founding conference of the Xiaoxiang Provincial Anti-Fethical Superstition Association.
But no one expected that such an awkward situation would be resolved so quickly that everyone could even catch them off guard.
A cup of cold water broke the deadlock, and a snap of his fingers made Cao Mengde and others throw away their armor and flee in panic.
With such a scattered turmoil, everyone present was amused and laughed. Is this retired thief here to cause trouble or give faces?
"President, these two are representatives of the Qianjiang Provincial Anti-Fethical Superstition Association, Li Bai, and the other is the vice president of Qianjiang Provincial, Chen Yong."
As the backbone of the Xiaoxiang Anti-Fethical Superstition Association, Fatty Yang hurriedly introduced the president "Ghost Hand" Liu Jiu.
"Sure enough, the Yangtze River is pushing the old wave, and there are talents in the generations of the country. OK, okay! Thanks to the two of you this time, otherwise my old face would be fucked by someone. Please give me some advice on what method Cao Mengde used to let liquid nitrogen pour on himself, but it would be unharmed."
"Ghost Hand" Liu Jiu shook hands with Lao Chen and Li Bai again with gratitude, and at the same time, he was humbly asking for advice without any shame.
Later, he also saw some notions.
A cup of ordinary cold water broke Cao Mengde's so-called Nine-Turn Light Body. This authentic secret method of Xuanmen is probably still to be discussed. Now it seems that it is mostly a means of scammers in the world.
Old Chen looked at Li Bai and shrugged his shoulders. To be honest, he didn't understand it. The two sides had no brainstorms in the fight.
"Actually, Cao Mengde's method is useless. Liquid nitrogen is also real liquid nitrogen. Just pour it directly on himself. If anyone changes it, it can do it. The temperature difference between liquid nitrogen and skin is about 200 degrees. At the moment of contact, a stable steam layer will form to isolate the liquid nitrogen. However, this duration will be very short, and it will not exceed ten seconds at most. Once the skin temperature drops to the temperature difference between liquid nitrogen and liquid nitrogen, the steam layer will disappear. At that time, what flows down will not be the liquid nitrogen that evaporates rapidly but pieces of frozen meat. This is called the Leidenfrost effect. The same principle is also given to putting liquid nitrogen in your hand. If you don't take it out quickly, hahaha!"
Li Bai laughed and explained to Liu Jiu, Lao Chen and others.
While using science to expose others' pretentiousness, he secretly used spells himself, became a referee, and played football again.
This crushing bullying makes people feel inexplicably refreshed.
It turns out that your own happiness should still be based on the pain of others, and Demon Li will never have any psychological burden.
If Cao Mengde knew that this young man had such a bad hobby, even if he had ten courage, he would not dare to come to the door to find a rashly. He was too immoral and lacked great virtue!
When Li Bai finally said that he would not take out his hand quickly, Liu Jiu and others couldn't help laughing. No wonder Cao Mengde just reached into the plastic basin containing liquid nitrogen and stirred it a few times, and then pretended to insert it into the branches.
"The scams are becoming more and more cunning now, and they are really hard to defend against!"
"Ghost Hand" Liu Jiu smiled bitterly and shook his head. He almost misled the last time he was cheated, which made the Xiaoxiang Anti-Fethical Superstition Association make a big joke at the beginning of its establishment and became the laughing stock of Xingcheng.
Unlike the Qianjiang Anti-Fethical Superstition Association, which is born and self-destructive, the Xiaoxiang Association has financial appropriations. Although it doesn’t have much money, no matter how small the mosquitoes are, they are still meat.
Nowadays, the approval of fiscal expenditures is becoming more and more strict, and there is a fixed number every year. Some people eat more, while others eat less. Each fund is very fiercely competing for, even if it is a small amount of money from the Anti-Fethical Superstition Association.
Maybe someone is waiting to see Liu Jiu and the others’ jokes!
"In fact, it is also because of the information gap. The ancients believed that going to the sky and the sea, calling the wind and rain, controlling the thunder, and even destroying the world are all methods of immortality. But now, planes entering the sky, submarines entering the sea, meteorological instruments calling the wind and rain, power plants creating thunder and lightning, a large number of electrical appliances consume this electricity, glowing, heating, cooling, running thousands of miles a day, atomic bombs and hydrogen bombs can easily destroy the world. We are still physical mortals, eating grains, birth, old age, sickness and death. In addition to being a little older than the ancients, we have not necessarily become immortals. I have also seen fake Taoist priests who play super-large magnetic levitation coils. If it weren't for the early exposure, maybe we would have seen real flying swords and magic weapons in a short time."
Li Bai's nonsense skills increased again, which attracted everyone around him to nodding in agreement.
Qingliang View in Huxi City almost turned high-tech into black technology, and it was only one step away from success. Unexpectedly, he got into trouble with Devil Li, and it turned out to be really cool!
"It's better to read more!"
Listening to your words is better than reading for ten years, Liu Jiu, who suddenly felt that the "ghost hand" who benefited a lot, sighed without knowing that he was standing at the bottom of the pit and looking up at the stars.
The two provinces anti-feudal superstition associations are here, but they do not know that the biggest feudal superstition is right in front of us. They have successfully penetrated into our party and fooled everyone.
A farce came suddenly and went suddenly, which did not cause any trouble to the Xiaoxiang Anti-Fethical Superstition Association, but instead made Cao Mengde and others fall a big frustration.
Someone has already spread the magical song and dance of "I want to soak" to the Internet.
The colleagues in the thief world looked at the old senior who was leading the dance on their mobile phone screen in amazement, and could hardly believe their eyes.
The thief who even had no choice but to do anything about the six doors, is he swollen and touched?
The old and young men in the public security systems of Tianxin District, Yuelu District and Kaifu District are almost laughing crazy. The thief actually has this day!
After returning home, Cao Mengde, who was furious, learned that the scene of him dancing in the hotel lobby was spread online. He had become a joke in the thief world and even the entire Star City. He vomited blood at that time, and was immediately called by his daughter and son-in-law to be sent directly to the hospital.
A serious injury to the vitality cannot be escaped.
This is just a wave of openness.
The common people who only care about their own food, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea do not know it, and even if they know it, they will not care. However, for the Jiuzhou Metaphysic Society behind Cao Mengde, it means a lot of trouble, which is equivalent to being slapped on the ground with a random slap.
The Jiuzhou Metaphysical Society covers thirteen southern provinces and two municipalities directly under the central government, with more than 5,000 members. Although it is relatively loose and not closely connected with each other, it is still a behemoth compared with the newly established anti-feudal superstition association.
To be continued...