Chapter 854 - Return to the original owner
Three hours later, Li Bai and Professor Zhu came to the door in a car.
The two saw Xu Wensheng tied to a wooden pillar, and were surrounded by a witch who was dressed up in a "glorious" manner and had lipstick and blush, and they could no longer see them.
Just looking at this old woman, Li Bai had the urge to shout "He Fang's evil spirit".
After a closer look, hey? It’s very professional!
The big devil looked gloating.
If you come out and get along, you have to pay it back!
"Old Xu, are you?"
The scene in front of him made Professor Zhu laugh and cry. The village where Xu Wensheng is located is just a feudal superstitious activity, and even the great gods jumped on it. It was all messy, and it seemed that they were being tossed out.
From the archaeological excavation site to here, in order to fight against science and unscientific, the old professor and the big devil fought each other all the way, and even the driver was almost blown away.
That's right, both of them are quarrels!
One talks about the leverage theorem of mechanics, and the other says that the ancient Greeks didn't even know what the earth was, and they might think that the earth was a plane.
I want to pry up the earth and wait until Galileo and Magellan are born.
Then I mentioned Dmitry Ivanovic Mendelev's periodic table and was immediately replied to God. Comrade Mendelev must be Suchaharcan's fellow disciples and practiced Sleeping Arhat Fist, otherwise how could he dream of the periodic table of elements be dreamed? This is unscientific!
Then there is Thomas Alva Edison's sweat of 99% plus one percent of the inspirational genius formula. So, use scientific methods to solve the components of inspiration, please answer!
There is definitely no way to answer. If you use biological theory, you will not be able to find a standard answer for at least a hundred years. Perhaps you can find a few answers in the field of philosophy, but there are too many derivative private goods from philosophy, and it is the home court of Li Datong, so Professor Zhu can't argue at all.
Although both sides are experts in digging pits, one specializes in digging pits that kill people, and the other is good at digging pits that live people. Unless Professor Zhu turns into rice dumplings and uses his home court advantages, there is no possibility of winning.
This is a war between gangsters!
Only Lao Li knew that his son liked serious nonsense the most.
"Help, help!"
Seeing Professor Zhu and Li Bai, Xu Wensheng, who looked aggrieved, was almost about to cry.
Professor Zhu picked up the shelf and shouted at the village party secretary, witch Si Aunt and others: "You can release him quickly, otherwise I will call the police immediately."
He is a cultural person and a real expert. He is not afraid of these local snakes. If there is any slightest change, some big shots will take the initiative to stand.
Li Bai said, "Wait!"
Professor Zhu said dissatisfiedly: "What are you waiting for? You've already done this!"
"Take a few buckets of water for him to rinse. Look at this piece, tsk!"
Li Bai looked at the sanitary napkins on Xu Wensheng and felt disgusting. It seemed that he had used it and had all kinds of fishy and slutty, which was no better than just fishing out of the cesspool.
What should I do if I let it go and the other party rushed towards him and Professor Zhu?
"Uh, yes, rush!"
Professor Zhu frowned, and what Li Bai said was indeed very reasonable.
This guy is simply a stinky guy. I'm afraid he's not much worse than falling into a cesspool. He just wants to vomit.
"Hey! Who are you?"
The village party secretary was not interested in the two uninvited guests, Li Bai and Professor Zhu. He also said that he wanted to release others and thought he was who he was!
"us……"
Bang!
Professor Zhu was about to introduce himself as an archaeological team and was preparing to make a good argument with the other party, but was interrupted by Li Bai's sudden snap of his finger.
What's the theory?
One snap of your fingers can’t handle it, then two!
Although I said I didn’t want it, my body was very honest.
The village party secretary and several villagers brought a fuel water pump, threw the water inlet pipe into a nearby water cellar, and handed the spray gun that came out of the water respectfully to Li Bai.
A stream of water spurted out, and biubibiu... poured Xu Wensheng from head to toe and penetrated.
What are the things that children's urine, black dog blood, garlic water, turmeric powder, sanitary napkins, and countless versions of the incredible evil-repelling objects, all of which were cleaned up.
It cannot be said that there is no other odor on your body, but there is a hint of dog smell.
emmmmm... The water source drawn by the pump comes from the water cellar where Xu Wensheng's "waste" yellow dog fell into. The dog's urine had long been polluted by the pool water. Now it sprayed on his owner again, and the aftertaste still smells.
It's much cleaner than before.
After spraying it, Li Bai closed the water throat nozzle. He did not step forward, and stood there and waved his hand with disgust. The rope that tied Xu Wensheng tightly broke and finally allowed him to regain his freedom.
Xu Wensheng, who was sprayed with a dizzy vegetable by the water column, collapsed to the ground, gasping heavily while trembling all over his body.
It was autumn at this time. Although the sun shone on the body, it made people feel warm, but after being poured with such cool water, the body temperature was severely damaged and the cold was very cold.
Fortunately, after listening to Professor Zhu's suggestions, Dahu brought a blanket from home, which made Xu Wensheng barely take a breath.
Bang!
Li Bai casually relieved the hypnosis of the village party secretary and others, and they were no longer needed here.
After the amnesty, all the villagers all rushed to escape more than a hundred meters after the general amnesty, and their faces turned pale and were very frightened.
This group hypnosis technique is quite terrifying.
"Who are you?"
The village party secretary was even more courageous, and he only laughed fifty steps a hundred meters away. He stood twenty steps away from a distance, hoarsely and loudly to give himself courage.
As for the mass opera and dance artist, Aunt Si didn't care about the guy who was eating, so she ran away.
In her opinion, it was clearly that she pretended to be a god and was eventually caught up with the retribution of ghosts and gods. She did not escape at this time, and then when would she wait?
An hour later, Aunt Fourth rushed into the Municipal Public Security Bureau and asked for arrest.
The police comrades refused to do it. Why did they arrest people without any violation of the law? They actually encountered the public security bureau without doing this.
The fourth aunt was wise in a hurry, and slapped her with a big ear on the spot, immediately seeking kindness and gaining kindness.
For the crime of obstructing public service, administrative detention for fifteen days.
The Public Security Bureau is responsible for the Western Geng Metal White Tiger, the evil spirit gathers, and the court's luck suppresses it, so that no evil will invade it.
"I am Zhu Chaoye of the archaeological team, this is my business card."
This time it was finally Professor Zhu's turn to perform, and he took out a business card.
After hesitating for a while, the village party secretary dared to come over and take the business card. As soon as he got it, he hurriedly returned.
This time, I stood ten steps away, looked carefully at the business card in my hand, and said stutteringly: "I am the party secretary of this village. My name is Guo Xian. What are you doing here?"
Perhaps because of the role model, after he stood a little closer, the villagers in the distance took the courage to walk back twenty or thirty steps, trying to see a more real life.
"us……"
As the representative of the two, Professor Zhu looked at Xu Wensheng, who was sitting on the ground tremblingly, and said, "Old Xu, have you forgotten something and didn't give it to me?"
"thing?"
Xu Wensheng was still slowing down his energy and was stunned, then suddenly shuddered.
How come I didn't expect it.
He trembled and took out his wallet, pulled out a crystal clear green object from the middle of several paper tickets, and gritted his teeth and threw it at Professor Zhu and Li Bai.
Li Bai stretched out his hand gently, grabbed the object that flew over, shook it, and disappeared in his hand, and then said, "It was finally the object that returned to the original owner."
"It's all my fault, it's all my fault! It's a moment of greed!"
Chapter completed!