Chapter 568: One Second Man
After being beaten up by Xiao Luo, Su Canye fled from the apartment in a mess. Zhang Dashan lay on the floor and scolded Xiao Luo for being confused. His mother said that he would do it.
"I agreed to keep the matter in Luofang secret. Your big mouth is so good that I shouted out directly. Your reputation for me has been reduced to half." Xiao Luo was somewhat resentful about this matter.
Zhang Dashan defended himself aggrievedly: "Cousin, have you not seen that menopause woman so aggressive? Let's not be cowardly, just do it."
Xiao Luo was too lazy to pay attention to him, so he found a set of pajamas and prepared to go into the bathroom to take a shower and rest.
"Old Xiao, that Chen Qingyan made me moved. I had a very strong premonition that she was the woman of my life." Zhang Dashan sat up and felt hysterical while touching his chin.
Xiao Luo couldn't help but feel funny: "You seemed to say that to Huang Meizi in the past."
"Damn it, this is different. I have long given up pursuing Huang Mei. Chen Qingyan is my delicacy. Look at her figure with a bulge and a wildness all over her body. If she could conquer a woman like her, I would be willing to live for half a lifetime." Zhang Dashan said.
"Don't get hysterical there. If you really want to pursue others, just quit some bad habits!" Xiao Luo advised with great thought.
"Not nor no!"
Zhang Dashan kept shook his head, "As the saying goes, the turtle looks at mung beans, and it will be fine if he meets them. If Chen Qingyan is the best thing I can do, then I will change my balls."
When Xiao Luo heard this, he felt that it was reasonable. After all, each carrot and vegetables have their own preferences. He couldn't figure out what type of Chen Qingyan likes. Maybe she likes Zhang Dashan, a heavy-tasting dish, otherwise she wouldn't have said that she thought Zhang Dashan was interesting just now.
"You can't change the others, but you must change this female vote. If you are caught in again, don't think I will take you." After saying this, Xiao Luo went into the bathroom to take a shower.
"Damn, you're still a brother!"
Zhang Dashan waved his hand and stood up from the ground.
At this time, Xiao Luo's phone on the desktop vibrated and the screen lit up, which was a WeChat message.
Damn, it's the news about Goddess Su.
"Old Xiao, Goddess Su has sent you a message." Zhang Dashan shouted in the direction of the bathroom.
"Help me see what it is."
Xiao Luo opened the bathroom door and was shampooing his hair in a bath towel. He cared too much about Su Li, so he wanted to reply as soon as possible. He was quite sure that the message Su Li sent would definitely not involve the privacy between men and women. Of course, there would be no problem for Zhang Dashan to show it.
"Damn it, you're so crazy, you're taking a shower and opening the bathroom door."
Zhang Dashan complained, then picked up Xiao Luo's phone and checked the message sent by Su Li, "Cousin, what she sent you was an angry expression of Maruko."
Maruko's angry expression?
Xiao Luo was stunned. It seemed that this was not the style of that woman. Could it be that she could only reveal her side by text messages?
"What are you going back, say it quickly?" Zhang Dashan urged.
"Just answer a question mark." Xiao Luo said without hesitation.
"OK"
Zhang Dashan immediately replied with a question mark.
Not long after, Su Li sent another expression, a little kawaii girl gritting her teeth, and she even clenched her fists and smashed her over.
"Cousin, she sent you an angry expression again." Zhang Dashan shouted in the direction of the bathroom.
Xiao Luo couldn't figure out what the woman was doing.
"Let me leave that, don't pay attention. Ask her by myself after I finish taking a shower." After that, he closed the bathroom door and was about to wash his whole body. He didn't expose his whole body to others' habits.
Zhang Dashan did not do what he said, feeling itchy. He wanted to know why Su Li was angry, so he replied: "Wife, what's wrong with you?"
After a while, the phone vibrated and Su Li returned.
"You have been neglecting me since you came back. Do you still have my wife in your heart?"
Damn, Lao Xiao, this bastard, even Goddess Su dares to neglect him. He is so unkind!
Zhang Dashan was indignant for Su Li, and cursed Xiao Luo in his heart, and immediately replied: "Wife, you misunderstood. I was tired of the boat and my body was a little tired. In this way, I will come to you after I finish taking a shower. Let's be intimate and love you."
Brother, I can only help you here!
Zhang Dashan put down his phone, as if he had done something extraordinary, and felt that this was resolving Xiao Luo's marriage crisis.
In Su Li's apartment, Su Li had just finished taking a shower and walked into the bedroom like a lotus, and saw her best friend Shen Qingyan holding her cell phone, her face full of incredible feelings.
"What's wrong?" Su Li asked in confusion.
"Li, I really didn't expect that you and Xiao Luo had developed to this level."
Shen Qingyan handed the phone back to Su Li, meaning you can take a look at it yourself, "I originally wanted to test Xiao Luo, but if I say so explicit, I can reply, which means that your relationship is not as cold as you say. This is obviously a loving couple."
After reading the chat content, Su Li's pretty face turned red with a blush. She thought to herself why that guy could say such words. Then she thought that she was the one who said something cute first, and Xiao Luo's reply was reasonable.
"Miss Shen, you did a good thing!"
She scolded Shen Qingyan angrily, and then rushed out of the bedroom quickly and explained it to Xiao Luo immediately and did not misunderstand.
At the same time, after learning about the chat information, Xiao Luo, who had taken a shower, came to Su Li immediately without saying a word to explain the matter clearly.
"Bang bang~"
The sound of the door opening sounded, and the two met in the corridor, with their eyes facing each other.
The woman was wearing a snow-white long bathrobe, with two slender legs naked and exposed, with a large spring ray on her chest, her skin was as soft as cream, her cheeks were rosy, and she was born with a beauty. The man was wrapped in a white bath towel, her upper body was naked, with clear lines, revealing a sense of beauty.
Why did he dress like this? Is he really going to come...
Su Li's pretty face turned red with hot red, even the back of her ears turned red.
Xiao Luo was also stunned and thought to himself: Is this woman willing to pick her when dressed like this?
"That..." the two of them spoke in unison.
He was slightly stunned, and then said, "You talk first."
They were stunned again, because they were talking at the same time, and the two looked at each other in surprise, and then smiled awkwardly.
"You'd better tell me first." Xiao Luo made a gesture of invitation.
Su Li nodded and said hurriedly: "I didn't send the WeChat message just now. I was taking a shower just now."
Xiao Luo suddenly realized that he was surprised. How could Su Li send such a message? He smiled dryly: "Actually, I didn't send that WeChat message, I was taking a shower just now."
"Is that right? Then you should take care of your phone more in the future and don't let people get angry."
"The same to you."
The two of them had nothing extra to say, and after they finished speaking, they returned to their respective apartments.
"Old Xiao, why are you back? A man in one second?" Zhang Dashan came up and asked with a frown.
Xiao Luo forced a smile: "Dashan, look at what's behind you?"
"Behind me?"
Zhang Dashan turned around in confusion and found that behind him was empty, "Nothing, Lao Xiao, why are you..."
Chapter completed!