Chapter 143 Doing Hair
The League Cup battle between Chelsea and Manchester United was temporarily exhausted, but the news media did not let them go the next day. The Times bombed Manchester United from the perspective of the Londoners, and the fingers were almost directed at all Manchester United players.
Especially in the frontcourt Trident Cristiano Ronaldo, Rooney and Dong Fangzhuo.
Because they have caused too much trouble for Chelsea in the game and are impressive, but these impressions are all bad impressions.
The Times actually used "fake fall madness" to describe them for the first time.
"Marteau United is not their strong strength at the beginning, but the three 19-year-old players in the frontcourt. These three players made a feast for fake falls. In the semi-finals of the League Cup between Chelsea and Manchester United, these three people contributed a feast for fake falls to us."
The Times also cited several examples.
"Short at the beginning of the first half, Chinese Dong tricked Terry and Bridge and cheated on set pieces in Chelsea's backcourt, causing Chelsea to lose one goal first."
"After that, Ronaldo broke into the penalty area and fell to the ground under Terry's interception. In response, referee Barry signaled the game to continue and ignored Ronaldo's request for a penalty kick. A few minutes later, it was Rooney's turn to fall to the ground. He and Gala fought in the penalty area and fell without hesitation."
"In the second half, China Dong received a pass from Ronaldo and also made a fake fall in front of the special team, but the referee still ignored it."
"The tragic thing is that at the last moment of the game, Rooney fell in the penalty area again, but this time it was true, and the referee still did not give a penalty..."
"There are so many fake falls from three people that the referee Barry dared not call a penalty at all. For players like Ronaldo, the referees always seem to be very careful. They must know that they are never accurate in judgment. Whether they are being fouled or being fouled, so it is always difficult for the referee to make a decision. Therefore, when Rooney really trips Terry in the penalty area, it is difficult for the referee to make a correct judgment at the first time. They subconsciously think that Rooney is being fouled, which is of course a punishment for them."
Although the Times is a little gloating, the analysis is not unreasonable.
In fact, since last season, Ronaldo has become the number one fake fall king in Manchester United. Since joining Manchester United, his fake fall seems to be as famous as his love for dribbling. Last season, his two falls against Fulham and Stuttgart even caused criticism from opponents and media attacks. Now it seems that he has paid the price for his weak feet. The referees are now particularly cautious about every fall he falls.
Unexpectedly, after a season, Rooney and Dong Fangzhuo were also labeled as fake-smashing. I wonder if this is the cause of Ronaldo taking the lead?
Anyway, this is definitely not a good thing for Manchester United. However, Manchester United is not a loser in this game. The advantage of drawing Chelsea away and getting two goals difference is actually holding the initiative in advance. Of course, the premise is that they do not lose to Chelsea at home and do not lose two balls. This is not a difficult task to complete.
However, Chelsea is really strong at present. Judging from the urinary nature of Manchester United in this season and a half season, any result will not be so unexpected.
But Ferguson doesn't have much time to think about the second leg because another heavyweight match is coming. Three days later, the league will challenge Liverpool away!
In the first half of the league, Manchester United defeated Liverpool at home, and Liverpool was sharpening the knife and waiting for Manchester United.
Liverpool also reached the semi-finals of the League Cup this season, but they had a day off than Manchester United. They ended the battle the day before yesterday and defeated their opponent Watford 1:0 at home in the first leg.
What made Ferguson most jealous was that Benitez sent a substitute player to win the game easily, just because their opponents were too weak, while Manchester United's full-scale sniping Chelsea was not the same concept at all.
Liverpool is somewhat waiting for work, while Manchester United is a bit of hard work.
Benitez obviously valued this game with Manchester United more. In order to avenge the away loss of the league and to defeat Manchester United, he competed with Manchester United for the third place in the league, and let the main players take a turn off early.
Ferguson sometimes thinks that the FA may be targeting Manchester United, otherwise why does the schedule always suffer?
First, they fought against Chelsea in the League Cup, then they had to fight against Liverpool in the league, and then they were tortured by the third round of the FA Cup rematch. This is not over yet, and they have to fight against Arsenal, Manchester City, and AC Milan one after another...
Anyway, Manchester United's road this year is really not that easy to walk. Although many problems were highlighted in Chelsea's game, Ferguson did not rush to correct them one by one the next day, but gave the team a day off.
The competition is so intensive that if he continues to torture the main players, the game will not start, and he may have injured or caught up with it.
He also specifically asked his assistant coach Queros to explain to two training madmen - Dong Fangzhuo and Ronaldo, who must give himself a vacation and not be injured due to overwork during training.
There is no way. In such a tense and sensitive period, Dong Fangzhuo and the others could only obey orders.
The two of them had nothing to do, so Ronaldo suggested.
"I'll ask you to do your hair. If you don't cut the black hair on your head, I think you climbed out of the cave."
Dong Fangzhuo's hair is quite long, no different from those ordinary nineteen-year-old children. His hair is almost covering his ears. He is not handsome at first, and if he doesn't take care of his hair, he really can't stand it anymore.
"Make hair?" Dong Fangzhuo was a little sensitive to these three words. After all, 2018 in his previous life had just passed. These three words are really too hot. Isn't that the story of Jia Mouliang and his wife?
"Yes, look at you so old-fashioned, how can you flirt with girls? You might as well like men, right?" When Ronaldo said this, he took several steps back.
"..." Dong Fangzhuo rolled his eyes.
"The little yellow hair on your head is not easy to see. In China, you can't find a girlfriend like this. You are just a gangster in society and can only ruin good women."
"Just kidding, I am tall, rich and handsome! I am tall, handsome and rich, and I play well in the ball!"
"Haha, tall, rich and handsome...Okay, okay, let's go do hair!"
C Luo led the way, but Dong Fangzhuo did not drive and followed C Luo to the city center.
The two of them were chatting on the way.
"That guy Rooney was surprised yesterday. He actually jumped out to help you. What does he mean?"
"I thought about it, probably to show goodwill to me."
"Please take him away so that he will not always be incompatible with us. How long has this guy not scored a goal?"
Half an hour later, Ronaldo and Dong Fangzhuo walked into a high-end salon club.
Maybe because yesterday's game was too tiring, Dong Fangzhuo fell asleep shortly after sitting in a chair...
C Luo looked at the mirror and looked at it, and kept instructing the hairstylist to ask the hairstylist to do his hair. After seeing Dong Fangzhuo fall asleep, his eyes flashed with a hint of cunning.
"hey-hey……"
"Come on, do it for him first, you can dye his hair purple."
"Then, shaved the hair on both sides and dyed it..." Ronaldo touched his chin and thought for a long time.
"It's dusty red! Haha!"
"Ben a little longer, fix it, and make it into the Tom Cruise style?"
Another half an hour later...
Chapter completed!