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Chapter 61: Fake it and get fucked

Therefore, according to old sayings, in addition to the habit of confusing the king and chaoticing the world, the "immortals" from China also have the tradition of assisting the founding king. Recommended: The new work of the great master Pai Dakang "Mysterious Wizard" http://m./2_2866/

The earliest recorded one is Guangchengzi, Huangdi’s teacher.

Legend has it that in ancient times, there was a tribe named Jiuli in the lower reaches of the Yellow River, and there was a chief named Chiyou. He was three heads and six arms, copper heads and iron foreheads, eating sand and gravels, and invulnerable to swords and guns. There were 81 brothers in total, and he was good at using swords, spears, axes, and sticks. Even the leader of the Central Plains at that time, Yan Emperor, was defeated. He could only join forces with another tribe leader Huangdi to fight the enemy. The two armies fought in Zhulu, but Chiyou was too brave to fight, and was also good at controlling the five weapons. The clouds and mists changed, forcing the coalition forces to be unable to win in nine battles. He could only ask for advice from the "Immortals" Guangcheng of Kongtong Mountain. With the help of the latter, he finally killed Chiyou, completely unified the Yellow River Basin, and became the common ruler of the world.

Later, similar legends have been found throughout the dynasties, such as "The mysterious bird of destiny descended and gave birth to Shang", "King Zhou was unrighteous, and monsters were full of evil spirits, Ji Chang raised an army and attacked Shang on behalf of Tian", etc., which were full of irresistible temptations.

After all, who doesn't want to win the world

As for the reason for doing this, it is very simple.

Only when the dynasty reincarnation can they take their luck and change their destiny against the will of heaven. It is impossible to ignore the world after the disaster is ruined. Even in order to save time, they must shorten the process. In fact, many immortals who have lived for a long time like to change their vests and destroy the dynasty they have established themselves.

In Zuo Ci and Yu Ji's opinion, the group of people in front of him are quite good.

The red-faced and black-faced men in the head have reached the strength of first-class generals. Although the other one with big ears and shoulders is a little weak, it is almost the same as the second-rate generals. Not to mention that such a power configuration is placed in the court, even if there are no fewer prefectures and counties under the jurisdiction of the Han Dynasty. As long as the world is in chaos, it will definitely stand out from the heroes and become one of the most vassal forces in the world.

So they are not worried about not being able to yell at the scene.

As the saying goes, ambition is proportional to ability. As long as you reveal your true abilities, I believe that the embarrassment caused by the mistake just now will be forgotten soon.

After skipping through the previous incident, Yu Ji, who was sitting on the elk, took out a handful of soybeans and sprinkled them on the ground, and then began to whisper at them in front of everyone.

"Please look at it. This is my unique skill - the art of sprinkling beans into soldiers, which can add hundreds of troops in an instant."

Before he finished speaking, the soybeans were as if they had come alive. Under the influence of the spell, they quickly absorbed the surrounding nutrients and water. In less than half a minute, they broke out from the ground and grew into human-shaped states more than one meter and nearly two meters high. Each one had hands and feet and had complete facial features. If the lower half of his body was not buried in the land, the exposed skin was too colored like soybeans, and the hair was replaced by a small piece of green bud, he might have been directly admitted to the wrong.

"How is it?" Facing the surprised gazes of Liu Bei and others, Yu Ji said proudly, "As long as they put on armor and weapons, they will be the most well-trained soldiers."

Obviously, anyone can see the horror of sprinkling beans into soldiers. Not only is it easy to create, but it can produce hundreds of people at once. It is also born from spells. These soybean soldiers can be obeyed without fear of death and injury. In addition, their hardness is higher than that of the human body. Once used in battle formations, they can easily decide the outcome of a war.

So, now you know how powerful we are...

Yu Ji, who showed his skills, could already think of the other party's bowing, and Zuo Ci, who was beside him, also introduced in cooperation: "This is my senior brother Yu Ji, who was Chong of Langya Palace, who went to Fengque to treat the people in Wujun and Kuaiji. He wrote a hundred and seventy volumes of mantras, called "Taiping Qingling Book". This technique of sprinkling beans into war is one of them."

Unfortunately, the development of things was a little different from what they imagined. After a brief surprise, Liu Bei and others showed some contempt on their faces.

"I dare to ask the immortals, if these soybean soldiers are injured and their limbs are cut, will they return to their original form?"

The one who spoke was Zhang Fei. If he had been in the past, he would have been frightened by this magical magic and had infinite awe of the people he used. However, after receiving simple and advanced ideological education and transformation, Zhang Fei, who had established correct values ​​and worldview, could only look down on him.

That's right, this guy is simply a traitor, it's too wasteful. He actually uses such a magical spell in meaningless killing battles. He doesn't understand its true value at all. He just takes the pearl as a stone.

Without applying any additional fertilizer or water, just put it in the soil, you can use spells to directly spawn them, allowing them to grow from soybeans to grow taller and larger than ordinary people in a short period of time. Fools know what this means.

It can be said to be the gospel of all the common people in the world. It can live countless people and be admired and grateful for by future generations forever!

However, Yu Ji was not sure about the origin of this contempt and only regarded it as his own magic power and was underestimated.

"You really have no eyes. Haven't you seen the ground where they came out white? The bodies of these soybean soldiers are all made of bean meat. Unless they cut off the green buds on their heads or have not been watered for a long time, they can keep moving."

Yu Ji said coldly, and cut off an arm of a soybean soldier closest to him.

It can be seen that after the piece of bean meat fell to the ground, except for losing moisture and slowly starting to harden, there was no other change. Facing this scene, everyone was excited.

In fact, they have long noticed this point. Wherever soybean soldiers grow, even the dead grass and snow water on it no longer exist. Obviously, the essence of this spell is to allow crops to grow rapidly by absorbing a large amount of nutrients around them. But this is a guess after all, and only after getting the answer can they truly determine the value of this spell.

This is a merit of being able to be famous in history. Even if you pay the price of everyone's sacrifice, you have to keep these two fakes!

"Senior brother seems to be a little wrong..."

At this time, Zuo Ci finally realized something was wrong. The eyes of these people looked at them like hungry wolves, with endless greed in surprise, as if they wanted to swallow them alive. Even though they claimed to be extraordinary "immortals", Zuo Ci felt a little scared.

What happened to these people? When they saw the "Immortals" coming, they not only were they unrespectful, but their eyes shone.

However, it is too late to run away at this time.

Not to mention the determination of Liu Bei and others, Nanshan, who was alarmed, had locked two fakes with the iron-blooded spacecraft.
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