Chapter 131 Everything is abnormal
Xiao Yi is more and more fond of this game because in this game you can experience a lot of things that you cannot experience in the real world.
For example, if you do massage, according to the normal plot, Xiao Yi wants to do massage and health care, at least he has to find a job after graduating from college and then spend some time in society to meet some friends and other things.
There are too many restrictive conditions here, no wonder some people have never done such a thing in their lifetime.
But after saying a few words in the game, Lin Fenghong took it seriously. She pulled Xiao Yi into the room and started massage.
Of course, because of different world views and values, the massage Lin Fenghong thought in his heart is completely different from the massage Xiao Yi thought in his heart.
When he was in the sect, Lin Fenghong often helped his senior sisters and all massage each other.
At the beginning, I was very tired every day, so massage each other was a very practical way to relax the body. In Lin Fenghong's opinion, massage is used to cure diseases and strengthen the body, and has no other purpose.
But this is not the case for Xiao Yi. How many ladies in the massage parlors in later generations had real skills? For Xiao Yi, massage was just a means, a means to quickly narrow the distance between men and women.
Therefore, when two different values collide with each other, conflicts will inevitably arise!
"Oh my god, Lin Fenghong, what do you want to do? You want to kill me, right? Be gentle, I said, are you going to give me a massage or are you going to remove me from a big piece?"
"Brother Xiao Yi, can you calm down? It's said it's a massage. You heard that any massage is not so powerful. I tell you that massage should be done hard, otherwise it is impossible to open the blood stasis on your body to achieve the purpose of relaxing muscles and activate the meridians?"
"I don't understand! Why do I think that other people's massage is not like this!"
"It's obvious that the so-called massages you see are all written by laymen! I tell you that this is the ancestral technique of our family, and it's absolutely impossible to be wrong. Please, it's almost done when I put your legs on your head!"
"Oh, don't look like this, how could I put it on! Where is the promised oil push?"
"Look at it, you're just too impatient. Let me clear the meridians first. Then you can absorb the essence of the medicinal oil more fully, right?"
Don’t say that Lin Fenghong is not only saying that he really has skills in his hands, but he doesn’t think that the movements are very rough, but the effect is very good.
At least after helping Xiao Yi massage, he really felt that his waist was no longer sore and his legs were no longer hurt. It was not difficult to go to the fifth floor in one breath! But even so, Xiao Yi had no happy expression on his face. A cold face always made people feel that he owed him a lot of money.
Originally, I ate well below. I heard that I could do massage, ice and fire, and so on. After taking it, I almost let someone tear it down.
That's fine. Although the technique is not very skillful, I don't know which manufacturer produces the three-no product. I have the shamelessness to say that I can thank her? Where is the face?
"Captain, your complexion is much better. Have you heard of having a massage?" Han Bailu, who came back from the city lord's mansion, couldn't help but step forward and tease her after seeing Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi glared at him fiercely and said, "Of course, the silly girl's technique is really unspeakable. If you don't believe it, I'll ask her to massage you later to ensure you will die! Can you say something else? How about you doing when you go to the city lord?"
"Aren't I just coming back to report you good news? The city lord is very satisfied with our performance. You see, I have brought back the reward." As he said that, Han Bailu took out two magic weapons from his body, and the right to allocate the magic weapons was still in Xiao Yi's hands.
After looking at it, Xiao Yi sighed and said that it was indeed an ordinary person now. He waved his hands casually and said, "You guys can separate them, just fill in the spirit stones at that time. By the way, did the city lord say when he planned to clean up the Hundred-year Ghost King?"
"It seems that this is not decided yet. The city lord said that he still needs to discuss with his subordinates before he can't send out the specific arrangements. Maybe he will hold a meeting first!"
As soon as he heard this, Xiao Yi knew that there would be no chance in a short period of time, bureaucracy would kill people! When a meeting was held, everyone would be able to argue for that little bit of interest for a long time. God knows whether the Hundred Years Ghost King had already started to be violent when everyone was really ready to take action.
"Did you say when the meeting will be held? Who will be held according to the meeting?"
"It seems that the mission will be released later. Anyone who has accepted the mission can go to the Lord's Mansion to have a meeting. The reward distribution will be announced at that time. Captain, we see that our team is well-known now. Do you have to try to take the lead first?" Han Bailu asked excitedly. The two of him and Xu Ziyuan just submitted the mission items and their reputation increased a lot.
Xiao Yi stretched and said, "Let's talk about it, we will participate in this mission, but we are definitely not the leader. The purpose of our participation in the mission this time is to follow the world and feel the atmosphere of the large-scale battle. As for whether we can get the reward, it's secondary. It doesn't matter, everyone's safety is the first."
That's what Xiao Yi really thought. At that time, the big monsters of the Hundred Years Ghost King will definitely not be able to be dealt with by just a few people. Maybe they have to fill in their lives. Since it's a war that doesn't kill people, it's hard to say that they can pass it over. As long as the person who dies is not his own, Xiao Yi doesn't care.
He never thought that he would finally kill the Ghost King and get the magic weapons promised by the city lord. His mind was not at all on this.
As long as he can see the century-old ghost king Xiao Yi, he plans to stand in the safest place to watch from the battle. It is naturally good that everyone can beat him. If he can't beat him, he will be the first to apply oil to his feet.
Anyone who wants to grab the last kill will do whatever he wants. Anyway, as long as Boss dies, he will definitely drop equipment when he is. Only Xiao Yi can see these equipment himself. How comfortable!
"Captain is wise. Let them be online at that time. Let's wait and see for a while."
"That's how it's going. I'll go back to my room first. Remember to call me if you have anything." After saying that, Xiao Yi patted Han Bailu on the shoulder and went back to the room.
Based on his experience, these bureaucratic people want to decide what they can’t do if they can’t do it for ten days or half a month, so they don’t have so much time to wait in this place. Let’s go back to the real world first.
Xiao Yi came out of the game and found that Ning Yuruo was asleep. Listening to the uniform breathing of Wei Ruo from the other side of the room, Xiao Yi still felt unreal.
When I thought that I was foolishly confessing to Ning Yuruo to Xiao Yi's face today, I felt so hot. I was also stupid at that time. Ning Menghu just said so casually, why did I take it seriously?
But after saying that, I didn't regret it. Anyway, it was indeed a feeling in my heart. Since Ning Yuruo didn't accept it, she could be friends with her better, an ordinary friend.
Just as Xiao Yi was thinking about what state hello to Ning Yuruo tomorrow morning, the security door was opened and a figure sneaked in from outside.
Obviously, there are only three people with the keys to the Xiao Yi family's house. Now both of them are at home, so the one who just came in must be Su Lan.
Because the lights were not turned on in the room, Xiao Yi didn't see it very clearly, but judging from the other party's body shape, it should be Su Lan.
When Su Lan entered the room, she seemed to not see Xiao Yi, but just started to take care of her slippers. Xiao Yi didn't know what was wrong, and she didn't want to talk at this time, so she didn't say hello.
But after a while, Xiao Yi felt that he could no longer speak, because Su Lan took off her shoes and started taking off her clothes again! By the way, this is not their family, why don’t you know how to avoid it at all?
Xiao Yixin said what to do to show kindness? Didn’t he just say anything, but Su Lan mistakenly think that he is asleep now? Do you really have to lie down on the bed and pretend to be asleep immediately?
"Ahem!" After thinking about it, Xiao Yi felt it would be better to remind the other party, otherwise there would be a misunderstanding at that time, neither of them looked very good on their faces.
When Su Lan heard the noise, she was planning to take off her skirt just now, she immediately turned her head and looked at Xiao Yi and said, "Hey, Xiao Yi, why are you in this place? Good evening!"
"Good evening? Why can't I be here? This is my home!" Xiao Yi was almost amused by Su Lan's words. What's wrong with this child? How come he feels so funny.
Sulan hiccupped and said, "Yes, yes, this is your house. I remembered that I am temporarily staying in your house now. Look at my brain."
While saying these words, Su Lan's hand was always holding her skirt tightly, but after she finished speaking, she let go and the skirt on her butt slid to the soles of her feet in an instant.
This is not the end. When she slipped to the soles of her feet, she kicked her skirt aside and couldn't wait to rush into the toilet. Soon a clear sound of water flowing appeared in the toilet.
At this time, Xiao Yichai vaguely smelled a faint smell of alcohol. The beauty of the iceberg actually drank and was drunk.
Just when Xiao Yi's mind was not able to analyze what was going on, Su Lan had already walked out of the toilet. She came to Xiao Yi swayingly and then made Xiao Yi's body!
"Baby, pour a glass of water for your sister!"
Chapter completed!