Chapter 165 The Magical Use of Cucumbers
For Xiao Yi, meeting an old man today is just a small episode of life. For him, it will not have much impact on his life. He still has to continue living his life. At least, Xiao Yi feels that he should be able to go home now...
No matter how cruel my father is, he will never be able to make a few hours of pornographic films. Please enjoy it yourself!
After hesitating downstairs for a long time, Xiao Yi decided to enter the door. Is his home here good? Why is it so difficult to go back to his home now?
After entering the door, Xiao Yi realized that it was right for him to come back, and there was definitely a spring light in front of him!
Even if it is summer now, even if the weather is very hot, Xiao Yi doesn’t think it is necessary to wear it so cool!
By the way, isn’t the air conditioner turned on at home? Isn’t this impossible to destroy the girls’ hearts after watching pornographic movies?
After thinking about it, Xiao Yi felt that he was still far away from these women. God knows what these girls can do when they go crazy!
Xiao Yi naturally couldn't ignore Yingying and Yanyan in the room. He decided to find a suitable seat to sit down and enjoy it.
"It's so beautiful, so beautiful! If I could always enjoy such a beautiful scenery in my life, I would have lived for many more years!" Xiao Yi thought to himself.
"Spit, what are you looking at! You're not afraid of having needle holes?" Ning Yuruo found a towel from somewhere and threw it on Xiao Yi's face.
Xiao Yi felt that Ning Yuruo was wrong. I saw if a girl had to have needle holes? This is obviously unscientific. If this is true, wouldn’t Xiao Yi have been blind after watching pornographic films for so many years?
"Hey, why are you stupid? We have finished watching it, but it's not interesting. Do you need to avoid it if you want to watch it?" Ning Yuruo felt unhappy when she saw Xiao Yi stop looking at him again.
Xiao Yi waved his hand boredly and said, "Okay, okay, there's no need, I won't watch it anymore. I really didn't expect that my father would have such boring times. Let's go out for dinner later!"
"Xiao Yi, you can't say this. Uncle is concerned about your growth. You see, my uncle has been abroad for so long, and he must have received the influence of foreignization. I heard that he is very open to this kind of thing in their place. I heard that parents will give their children condoms when they are adults!" Mo Qiaoqiao said seriously.
Xiao Yi yawned and said, "I know, I also heard that this is the case abroad, but we are Chinese people, so Chinese people have their own ideas and ideas. We can't forget it just because we stayed abroad for a few years! Besides, my father just gave me such a DVD, and did not prepare condoms for me."
Who knew that as soon as this was said, Mo Qiaoqiao blushed and said to Ning Yuruo: "Ruoruo, I'll leave this matter to you, you can settle it!"
When Xiao Yi heard what was going on, he was? Could it be that his father handed over the condom to Ning Yuruo? Then he asked Ning Yuruo to hand it over to him?
Ning Yuruo indeed took out a box from behind and threw it to Xiao Yi and said, "Hold it, this is something your father left at home, and left it for you by name. Don't look at me, it was mentioned at the end of the DVD."
Xiao Yi took the box with trembling hands. He thought to himself that this thing would be a condom that was said to be, and his father would not be so cruel!
After the box was opened, Xiao Yi wanted to kill him. This was the first time in his life that he hated his Ying level so well. He could understand what was written on it, especially a huge 0.03.
Is this thing the legendary thing the thinnest condom in the world? It seems that I am indeed my father’s own son!
But Xiao Yi thought it would be better not to use this thing. He was not worried that his father would find that there were fewer things after he came back to check, and he knew that it was Xiao Yi who did it. The key was that God knew how long it had been left, and what if it expired?
This is not a small matter. Once things fail and Xiao Yi himself has something to do with no clue, maybe he will die!
Originally, Ning Yuruo threw the box to Xiao Yi and ran back to the room in shame, but after a while, Ning Yuruo actually came out with two other girls again.
She smiled at Xiao Yi shyly and said, "Xiao Yi, have you seen this thing before? I mean, have you seen what it looks like inside?"
"Just kidding, I'm still a student, okay? How could I have seen such things!" This kind of thing must be denied. I really haven't seen such things, it's absolutely true!
Ning Yuruo immediately ignited after hearing this. She excitedly said to Xiao Yi: "It's such a coincidence! It's so great. We haven't seen it before. Why don't we have a look at our long experience together!"
Being humble and studious is a good quality, but the problem is that you cannot be interested in everything!
This kind of thing is not something that girls in the same country should come into contact with at this stage. Do you need to be so curious about the baby!
What's so coincidental? If it's not coincidental, it's wrong!
Finally, Xiao Yi always feels it is strange to use this place. Is it necessary to increase this kind of knowledge?
However, looking at the three girls, Xiao Yi felt that even if he refused now, he would forcefully snatch the things and take them apart.
"Okay, I'm not doing anything bad anyway, just take a look. Actually, I'm quite curious!" Xiao Yi said this with a pretentious look, then reached out and tear open the packaging.
Xiao Yi didn't know if the packaging boxes of the condom were as beautiful as the ones he held in his hand. If it weren't for the words above, Xiao Yi would have regarded this thing as candy in the supermarket!
The packaging inside is also very beautiful, colorful and bizarre.
Ning Yuruo carefully picked up one with her nails and held it in her hand, looked at it and said, "So this thing looks so cute!"
Xiao Yi rolled his eyes and replied, "What's the use of cute packaging? I don't know what it looks like inside. Besides, do you need to be so cautious? This thing cannot make you pregnant?"
"Xiao Yi, pay attention to your words. You are talking to a lady now. If you say this, you will not be able to find your wife in the future!" Ning Yuruo stood up with her eyebrows and said.
"Whose lady will have such an interesting research with such a thing in her hand?!"
"Then what, should we open it and see what it looks like inside? It doesn't seem to be effective when packaging it through!" Mo Qiaoqiao asked blushed.
Xiao Yi never understood why a girl had to study this kind of thing well. It would be fine if she studied it. She looked shy and looked so shy, but she still had to continue researching. Why bother herself?
As the saying goes, have you never seen a pig run away? So Xiao Yi said that Ning Yuruo took the condom in his hand and skillfully opened it and took out the inside!
"Wow, what's the smell? Why does it smell like chocolate?" Ning Yuruo's eyes lit up immediately! No one had ever told her that this thing tasted!
Xiao Yi smiled obscenely and said, "That's right, this thing does taste chocolate, it says, and it's absolutely natural and harmless! Not only does it taste chocolate, but it also has banana apples. You can choose from various flavors at will. There is always one suitable for you. How about you? You're moved! It's better to act than to be moved!"
Under Xiao Yi's powerful ability to deceive, Ning Yuruo obviously nodded, but fortunately she finally reacted and glared at Xiao Yi fiercely and said, "What are you mixing with? Isn't it just a variety of flavors? This group of people is really a problem. This thing is used for use, not for eating. What does it mean to make the taste?"
There is no way to explain this. Could Xiao Yi tell Ning Yuruo that this thing can actually be used for eating, at least for licking.
The content of this conversation is too vulgar, and Xiao Yi can't say anything. Once he says it, no matter what Ning Yuruo thinks, anyway, a hat of a hooligan will definitely be buckled on his head!
"It's strange, why are there hard spots on it? Don't you feel uncomfortable?"
Xiao Yi and Ning Yuruo looked at Su Lan with horror. The beauty of the iceberg had opened a condom at some point and then studied it seriously.
Her white and slender fingers as white as green onions kept touching the floating point on the condom, and always felt very interesting!
Xiao Yi almost vomited a lot of nosebleed when he saw this scene. It was so exciting. He had even brought himself into the scene in a vulgar way. If he could be treated like this by Su Lan, he would be willing to die even if he died!
Ning Yuruo's flower flowers are full of thoughts. When she saw that Su Lan was very interested in this thing, she immediately started to instigate: "Hey, Su Lan, Xiao Yi just said that this thing is non-toxic and harmless and has various flavors. Do you want to taste it? How about I'll find you a cucumber?"
“Yellow, cucumber……………”
Ning Yuruo's voice kept lingering in Xiao Yi's ears and could not dissipate for a long time. Xiao Yi felt that he was about to start getting to know Ning Yuruo again. Why did Ning Yuruo know that cucumber can be used like this!
Su Lan naturally won’t be fooled. She glanced at Ning Yuruo coldly and said, “If you want to try it, do it yourself. If you don’t have the courage, let others help you try it. It’s really a joke!”
"I won't have the guts!?"
"If you have the courage, come!"
"I'll come!"
"Why should I be crazy with you?"
"You dare not!"
"Come on, I'm afraid of you!"
Chapter completed!