Chapter 194
I used to think that the sketches played at the Spring Festival Gala were just to make everyone laugh happily when they were having the New Year’s Eve dinner together, and nothing happened after laughing.
But today Xiao Yi finally understood that those interesting sketches contain huge knowledge!
Xiao Yi felt that maybe one day he was tired of this kind of life, he could find a place to live and write a book quietly. The name of the book was "On the Role of Sketches in Different Dimensions"!
Who would have thought that people in this world who have never heard of the jokes that are already full of streets on Earth have never heard of them. Isn’t this too funny?
Seeing these people foolishly doing this according to their own requirements, after doing it, a look even more Fan Wei appeared on her face, Xiao Yi had a very strange feeling in her heart.
By the way, is this because your IQ is too high or the other party's IQ is already in owed?
It would be fine if others were like this, after all, the masses do not have professional knowledge, and it is even more difficult to figure out such things in a while if they are not professional and not in line with each other.
But isn’t you Hua Qiangu claiming to have a deep understanding of elixirs? You don’t even know about this kind of thing. Don’t you feel ashamed of nodding along with the crowd in that place? What about the promised moral integrity and the bottom line?
"I didn't expect to meet a master today. We admit defeat. We will leave now and give us the antidote!"
Hua Qiangu is a happy person. After finding that the symptoms Xiao Yi really appeared on his body, he immediately expressed that he didn't want to get stuck in this matter. The degree of pleasure made Xiao Yi unable to adapt for a while.
Hua Qiangu didn't feel embarrassed at all. What's the point of saying that skills are not as good as others? Moreover, people still use poison. So many people have not noticed it, and they have not found it. What experts who use poison originally mean is to kill people invisibly.
Besides, there are so many sisters behind me, and I feel afraid that I will suffer losses. If there are many people and powerful people, there will be a helper in the fight.
But no one expected that life would be in danger when they came out. They were all girls. They were amazing in their daily lives, but they were really not good at competing in their cultivation. To be honest, they wouldn't be able to do it with real swords and guns.
Now that I have been poisoned by others before I can do it, I will not be able to bear the consequences of this group of sisters in this place.
Even if she is so popular among the sect, if so many sisters stay in this place and wait for her to take over, it will be a cave in the back mountain, and maybe she may be expelled from the sect!
Besides, the sisters came out to help her, and she felt sorry for her for her own affairs!
There is no way to do this. Since they have already admitted their defeat, they can't be as knowledgeable as a few women. Besides, I am weak in this world. If they really mobilize the forces of the sect to cause trouble, the consequences will be terrible!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi nodded and said, "Okay, since Miss Hua is willing to give me such face, we will naturally be able to talk about it! Xiaohong, give me the antidote!"
After saying that, Xiao Yi turned around and looked at Lin Fenghong stretching out his hand.
Lin Fenghong suddenly panicked. What antidote? Regardless of whether this poison exists or does not exist, after all, this poison was made by Xiao Yi. Where did he find the antidote?
Lin Fenghong looked at Hua Qiangu and then looked at Xiao Yi and said in a low voice: "Brother Xiao Yi, I don't have the antidote in my hand!"
"Are you stupid? Just take out some medicine to regulate your body. As long as you take it, you won't have any life, and there will be no big problems."
"Oh, I understand!" Lin Fenghong took out a small bottle from her body and handed it to Xiao Yi.
"Just make some cheap things and fool them. There is no need to take out anything too good. This thing is not very valuable, right?"
Lin Fenghong nodded foolishly and said, "This is a very ordinary pill, but Brother Xiao Yi, the other party is likely to recognize what this is. Are you sure you want it?"
Xiao Yi gave Lin Fenghong a look of peace of mind and then turned to Hua Qiangu and said, "Okay, the antidote is here, I will detoxify you!"
After saying that, Xiao Yi threw the small bottle in his hand into the air, and the bottle exploded directly in the air and turned into powder and drifted everywhere.
After doing this, Xiao Yi patted and said, "Now, as long as you wait for a stick of incense in this inn, you will not have any trouble after you inhaled the medicine into your body."
Xiao Yi is so smart. Since he can taste the medicine by giving it to others and then he can taste it. Wouldn't he just not let the other party taste it?
Anyway, this group of people is not poisoned now, so he has the final say on what to say or do.
But what Xiao Yi did not expect happened. Originally, as long as these people stayed here honestly and waited for Xiao Yi to be almost done, they would tell them that they had detoxified.
But who knew that these people actually started to breathe desperately, trying to suck the powder into their bodies as soon as possible, the scene was too funny. Seeing these people breathing violently, Xiao Yi, who was blushing and thick-necked, was afraid that he would laugh if he accidentally couldn't help it.
"Okay, okay, you can leave, the toxins in your body should have been cleared. Diarrhea may occur after you go back, and this is normal. Don't worry. I said it is a medicine to regulate the body, so the toxins in your body are excreted!" Xiao Yi clapped his hands and said professionally.
Lin Fenghong came up and asked, "Brother Xiao Yi, didn't you say that they were not poisoned at all, why did they still have diarrhea?"
"Scientific research shows that when a person is frightened, the body will have a stress reaction, which is usually manifested as vomiting and diarrhea, which is normal. You don't know what science means? Of course, even great things like me don't know what science means. The only one who understands the meaning is that the bricks called beasts!"
Hua Qiangu tried the numbness on her feet, and the feeling of numbness on her feet disappeared. She stood up from her seat and bowed to Xiao Yi coldly, "Since that's the case, I will say goodbye to Mr. Xiao Yi. The green mountains will not change and the green water will flow forever. We will have a date in the future!"
After saying that, Hua Qiangu waved his hand and took his sisters away!
Xiao Yi also felt that the other party should be like this. He had already lost such a big person here. When would he have to wait until he didn't leave? Could it be that he would stay in this place and wait for Xiao Yi to invite them to dinner?
After watching Hua Qiangu walk away, Xiao Yi bowed to the other guests of the inn and said, "Everyone, I was really offended just now. In fact, you don't have to worry at all. I don't know how to use poison, and everyone is not poisoned, it's just a little trick."
Xiao Yi felt that such a thing must be explained clearly. With so many people here, maybe there will be people who will participate in the Ghost King mission for a hundred years in the future. He doesn’t want to make enemies for no reason. If someone is slapping him behind the scenes, it will be embarrassing.
The people around him smiled and said that they didn't mind much. Whether they were real or fake, or even forced to pull the corners of their mouths twice, they must make their expressions seem to be indifferent.
For sword cultivators, the fighting style they are used to is to face-to-face with real swords and guns. They are both disdainful and scared of the way to kill people quietly by poisoning them in secret.
It is not a shame to die under someone else's sword. As a sword cultivator, they can die on the battlefield and make their greatest destination.
But if you die inexplicably on the dining table or on the pit, it would be embarrassing. Your reputation will be ruined forever!
After thinking about it, Xiao Yi said again: "To express my apology, I decided to invite everyone to dinner tonight. I wonder if you have time!"
As soon as this is said, the people around them immediately found various reasons to leave!
Isn’t this a joke? A master who uses poison wants to treat himself to a meal. Is this meal so delicious? Maybe he will have bleeding from his orifices as he eats it!
When everyone saw this situation, they bowed and returned to their room. However, most of them immediately started sitting on the bed and meditating and vicious!
"Brother, didn't the person named Xiao Yi just now say we're fine? And they also said that they don't know how to use poison at all. They just wanted to scare the enemy!"
"Erlangzi, you are really a Erlangzi! Do you believe whatever he says? You believe even if he says he is your father?"
"How is that possible? I know who my father is. If he dares to say that, I will beat him up!"
"Isn't that all right? Since he can't believe what he said, why do you think he didn't poison us at that time? And why do you believe that he detoxified us? If someone is really a master of poisoning, would he tell you that they really use poison? Then everyone will be on guard against him and let him do what he wants?"
"But I don't think it looks like it! I think this person is still very honest!"
"This is because you have too little experience in the world. I have seen several experts who use poison before, similar to those named Xiao Yi. They are all the guys on the surface. If you find him laughing and stabbing you on the body, don't be surprised!
So don’t continue to talk nonsense to me in this place now. What you have to do is to go back to your room quickly and use your skills to kill me! I don’t believe that he didn’t poison him. If he didn’t poison, why did so many of us have numb at that time?
This is the best proof. He was lying. He was poisoned at that time, so he was a master of poisoning. Such a person is really sinister. If there is no need in the future, don’t offend such a person!”
Erlangzi didn't know so many things. He had just come out of the master's sect. After hearing his elder brother's end, he was so scared that he no longer needed his elder brother's urging. He rolled back to his room.
In this way, the news that a poison-using expert lived in the inn in Longyan City spread like wildfire!
Chapter completed!