Chapter 285 The rhythm of the scumbag
The emotional Su Lan is so charming that it makes people feel heartbroken. This is an idea that suddenly pops up in Xiao Yi's mind!
It is hard to imagine that the frost beauty Su Lan would have the tenderness of a little woman. She now looks like a young wife on a wedding night. Although she is a little shy, she willingly devotes herself to her husband.
"It's over. Is it a mess of my brain to play games? How could Su Lan be like this? It would be quite normal for this kind of thing to be with the silly girl. This must be an illusion, or Su Lan deliberately said this and set a trap for me to make mistakes. Xiao Yi, you must hold on and must not be defeated by beauty."
Thinking of this, Xiao Yi immediately said to Su Lan with a serious and painful look on his face: "Sorry, Su Lan, I know I was wrong. I shouldn't look at your underwear while brushing my teeth, nor should I think of some messy and dirty things in my heart. I promise I will never be like this next time!"
It was normal not to say this, but it was troublesome as soon as it was said. Su Lan's face turned redder than before, especially when Xiao Yi said that he was indeed thinking about some messy things in his heart. Su Lan felt that he could not live a whole person.
She is still a big girl with such an old age. Even though she got drunk last time, she was not clear-headed. In fact, she basically couldn't remember anything that happened at that time. But now it's different. Now her brain is clear and even the four operations with six digits can give answers within one second. Now, how can she bear it if Xiao Yi's teasing is too much and apologizing?
But even so, Su Lan still didn't plan to escape. Things have already achieved this. If she nodded now and left, wouldn't the previous efforts be wasted!
So she held back the tears caused by shyness and said to Xiao Yi: "Do you like bullying people so much? If that's the case, I'll bully you in the future!"
Xiao Yixin said that it was a matter of killing me. I had seen Dream of Red Mansions before, but why didn’t I feel that girls would make men feel excited when speaking in this way? Now Su Lan said these words with this expression, there was indeed a kind of rainy pear blossom.
"This, Sulan, I admit that I was wrong. Let's not make such jokes. OK, it's easy for me to misunderstand and make me make mistakes. I'm just a not-too-mature boy. You have something to do with such a beautiful girl!"
Xiao Yi was embarrassed and said to him, because he found that he could not make any other choice except this choice. He could not pounce on the toilet like a beast, and he would possess it. Who knows whether Ning Yuruo was waiting to go to the toilet at this time?
Of course, Xiao Yi would never admit that he was worried that Ning Yuruo suddenly rushed in and ruined good things, mainly because he felt that he could not do this, otherwise what would have happened!
"Xiao Yi, you just said that I am pretty? Do you think I am pretty?"
Men, you will never keep up with women's thinking because their way of thinking is originally from another dimension. It seems that the focus of the problem should be on this matter itself, rather than whether Su Lan is beautiful or not!
Xiao Yi replied a little confusedly: "Yes, you are very beautiful. I think even Ruo Ruo, who is very upset about you, will admit this."
Su Lan, who had tears in her eyes just now, said happily after hearing this: "Is this really the case? Then who do you think I am better than Qiaoqiao? What about Ruo Ruo?"
"Ahem, how do I answer this question? Didn't you offend me? You are all very beautiful, but your beauty is not the same type!"
Su Lan suddenly rushed up and gently pressed Xiao Yi's lips with her index finger and said, "Okay, don't say it, this is enough. Thank you for praising me for being beautiful. You can rinse your mouth quickly, the food is about to be cold."
After saying that, Su Lan turned around and walked away. Xiao Yi was completely stupid. Did he just say that the parents were beautiful after looking at the girl's underwear, nothing would happen? If this was the case, it would be great!
Su Lan, who walked out of the toilet, was in a very good mood and even began to sing songs softly. This made Ning Yuruo, who had just walked out of the room, feel like she was facing a great enemy. No matter from which angle Su Lan's current performance was not a normal reaction!
"Hey! How are you doing to Xiao Yi when you go to the bathroom? I'm warning you, if you dare to force yourself to the archery, I'll never end up with you!" Ning Yuruo's nervous hands began to tremble.
Su Lan gave Ning Yuruo anger and said, "I'm in a very good mood today, so please don't destroy my good mood! Also, please don't use your own behavioral code to measure others. Do I need to be a bully? In my opinion, love is more spiritual. Of course, if Xiao Yi likes physical things, I wouldn't refuse."
"Bah! So shameless. I've said these things before I can do anything. I advise you instead of having time to have spring in this place, why don't you explain this to Qiaoqiao. I think you two may never be friends again!" Ning Yuruo shook her head and finally found a few friends. Unfortunately, two of them were destined to be strangers to the other person!
Su Lan said while spreading the chopsticks: "It doesn't matter. I don't think I don't care about anything else as long as Xiao Yi can be by my side. By the way, Xiao Yi praised me for being beautiful when he was in the toilet!"
"I don't know if this bastard is concerned about his mouth!"
When Xiao Yi was having dinner, he thought that Ning Yuruo today was very abnormal. He used to mess with her. Even if he got angry, he would be angry all night long. He would definitely forget it when he woke up the next morning. Why did he have an overnight revenge today?
"Xiao Yi, do you still want soy milk? Just sit down and give me the bowl. Why are you so kind of polite about such a small thing? Didn't you feed me food yesterday?"
Xiao Yi suddenly felt that compared to Su Lan's current situation, she seemed even more abnormal, and her enthusiasm was a bit unbearable.
"Xiao Yi, don't move, just tell you not to move, just don't move, can I eat it, can't you? There's something on the corner of your mouth, I'll wipe it off for you. By the way, what do you want to eat in the evening? I asked Ruo Ruo to cook yesterday, I'll come tonight. I remember you like meat, right? And you like sweet taste. I remember, I'm so good.
If you want to eat in the future, let me know. I will make it for you often, and you can practice your cooking skills. After getting married, you can cook and make your husband and children eat chubby and fat!"
"I'm full!" Ning Yuruo slapped the table and she finally couldn't listen, especially when Su Lan said that husband, maybe Xiao Yi couldn't understand, but Ning Yuruo knew that Su Lan was clearly taking advantage of Xiao Yi. Otherwise, the words "my husband" should be said instead of just saying the word "husband" after calling Xiao Yi's name. This sounded more like a name for Xiao Yi, rather than a noun.
Xiao Yi looked at Ning Yuruo with some concern and asked, "Ruoruo, why did you eat this little? Didn't the doctor tell you to eat more?"
"It's menopause!" Su Lan wrote lightly, almost choking the other two people to death.
Xiao Yi touched his nose awkwardly and said, "I'll just come by myself. Why are you particularly enthusiastic today?"
"It's the estrus period!" Ning Yuruo, who suffered a loss, immediately choked.
Su Lan glared fiercely and decided not to spend her precious time on her casual conversation with Ning Yuruo. She directly picked up half of the fried dough sticks that Xiao Yi placed on the table with her hands and said, "Xiao Yi can't spend anything, just eat this little left, come and open your mouth, huh, so behave!"
After saying that, Su Lan also tapped Xiao Yi's lips with her index finger twice, which reminded Xiao Yi of the previous scene of the two people in the toilet.
"Xiao Yi, be careful. A woman has not had much contact with men for twenty years. Now she is so old that she is in heat. Be careful that she will eat you directly. She is very hungry now!" Ning Yuruo said impatiently.
"Don't worry, I am a human being and can control my own sacrificial pussy. Now I just want to get close to my good friends. But this old aunt who is already in menopause should pay attention to her temper and don't get angry at others at any time. People are likely to be afraid of you, and it's better to betray everyone!"
Although Su Lan said that her stomach no longer hurts, Xiao Yi felt that she should stay at home for a while. However, Su Lan insisted on following the two of them to school, saying that it would be good to meet two new classmates even if she didn't go to military training with everyone.
Xiao Yi agrees with this point. After all, humans are social animals, and you cannot live alone for the rest of your life. Knowing two new classmates is beneficial to the girls around you. Expanding your circle of friends will make their lives more colorful.
When they walked to the playground of military training, the three people were finally leaving, mainly because Su Lan was going to go to their Chinese department. At this time, she suddenly grabbed Xiao Yi and looked at Ning Yuruo with a little embarrassed expression and said, "Ruoruo, I have something to say to Xiao Yi, can you let us talk alone?"
Of course, Ning Yuruo knew what Su Lan was going to say, so she must have told Xiao Yi to like him. Although she was very unhappy, Su Lan's attitude that night was already so firm. It was really something that no one could stop her from getting married.
So Ning Yuruo snorted coldly and said, "Okay, you two will talk slowly, you must be careful. It's better to talk about the end of the world. Then I don't have to worry about it!"
After Ning Yuruo walked away, Xiao Yi asked embarrassedly: "Hehe, Su Lan, what's the matter with you leaving me alone?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Su Lan's lips were already pressed on his face, and then her voice softly said in Xiao Yi's ear: "Xiao Yi, I like you, I want to be your girlfriend! This is not a question, this is a sure word! I'm going to our class to be a fool!"
After saying that, Su Lan turned her head and ran away like a wind, but Xiao Yi could still see that her ears were already red.
Just when Xiao Yi's nose was still filled with Su Lan's body fragrance, Mo Qiaoqiao's voice came from behind him again.
"Xiao Yi! Xiao Yi, why are you stunned? I have the answer to the matter you asked before! I agree!"
"ha?"
"What a haha! You kid don't admit it anymore! You are really afraid of you. I can't promise you. I said I promised to be your girlfriend!"
"ha?!"
Chapter completed!