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Chapter 317 Brutal Fart

Xiao Yi actually really wanted to tell Su Lan that she had completely failed in this battle. Although she was thinking of getting Ning Yuruo drunk and then running over by herself, she must have fallen first. After all, Ning Yuruo came first. It took her unknown how long it took for Su Lan to wake up again after she went back to sleep.

"Okay, we will have a long time together in the future. Let's go back to bed first. If you don't sleep after drinking so much wine, you will have a headache." Xiao Yi, who had coaxed and persuaded, finally invited Su Lan back to the living room, but at this time he was already sleepless, so he simply stopped sleeping and went straight into the game.

Entering the game again, Wanwan was already standing in the login interface and waiting for Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi actually envied Wanwan. She was much better than humans without having to sleep.

"How is the game updated? Can I go in now?" Xiao Yise looked at Wanwan in a daze. The little girl's figure is really nothing. It's indeed something designed by the system. If a person can really look like this, it will definitely be a type of disaster for the country and the people on the current earth.

"Yes, master, the system has been updated. Do you have chosen to enter the game now?" Wanwan asked without an expression on her face.

Xiao Yi felt something was wrong. When did Wanwan talk to her so politely? Although Xiao Yi's master is nominally, Wanwan has no sense of being a subordinate when she comes into contact with Xiao Yi.

Are these words so official now? It seems that this is the first time Wanwan has seen Xiao Yi, and she has no feelings for herself. She is completely a robot designed by the system.

It is true that Xiao Yi himself admitted that Wanwan was originally a robot designed by the system, but this robot was flesh and blood and emotional before. Basically, Xiao Yi had already regarded Wanwan as a normal person. Now he suddenly changed his attitude and made him feel uncomfortable.

"I said Wanwan, are you sure you have nothing wrong with it? Why do I feel like you are weird? Did this child eat the wrong thing today? Why did he talk to me with such an attitude? Did he have a stomachache or fever?" Xiao Yi put his hand on Wanwan's forehead.

"I'm fine while playing, but this time the system held a meeting and said that we sword spirits should look like sword spirits. In addition, we also recommended a model representative for us to learn from her. We also asked each of us to write a 10,000-word study report and hand it over. Do you think the system is too confused?" Wanwan said angrily.

Xiao Yi was moved and had a fuss for a long time. This was not Wanwan’s abnormality, but the abnormality of the leader above. It turned out that the world was similar to that of the earth. As long as the leader got nervous, the person below him would work like a madman.

"That's right, I think it's like this. I think you're pretty good now. I've already regarded you as my friend. If my friend becomes a robot, I think I'll be very unhappy. Don't pay attention to what the system says. He knows nothing. He must have never been with people, so he took it for granted. It's not me, look at the bullshit plots he designed and the inexplicable monsters, and you will know that the system is definitely not reliable!" Xiao Yi loudly expressed his support for Wanwan.

Wanwan was moved in an instant and burst into tears. She even forgot about Xiao Yi's hand touching her when she didn't allow it. She looked at Xiao Yi with gratitude and said, "Master, you are so good. I really like you so much. It's my blessing to be able to follow you! You dare to openly say bad things about the system in this place for me."

"Of course, I don't dare to say anything. I am a player and an old man! If I really annoyed me, I will be passive and lazy. Besides, the system will definitely not hear it in this place, and I will say what I am afraid of."

Wanwan suddenly looked at Xiao Yi with a look of looking at the dead and said, "Master, you are a big mistake in thinking this way. As long as you say bad things about the system in the game, he can hear them no matter where you say bad things about the system. After all, the game itself is a system, and you are really brave. I hope the system will not cause trouble for you in the past two days!"

Xiao Yi looked around secretly and asked in a low voice: "I just complained a few casually, it's not so serious, the system is so slim? What if he wants to cause trouble for me? Just kill me in seconds?"

"This is not the case. After all, it is not allowed to erase you without any reason. Even the system itself cannot do this. It is also created by someone. However, it is definitely okay to cause some trouble for you. For example, to increase the level of the monster you are going to hit, to make the skill arrangement abnormal, or not give you a reward when you finally kill the wavess, you will not get it even if you give you the reward."

Xiao Yi swallowed a hard saliva. He was not afraid of encountering a very high-level ss, nor was he afraid of being too perverted in skills, nor was he afraid of not being able to kill anything. What he was most afraid of was that he finally said that a very perverted monster dropped the best equipment and failed to get it. This was really disgusting!

"The system won't cheat people so much, right? Is it still possible for people to play with this?" Xiao Yi asked nervously, all his fault is that his mouth is too broken. Why do you say this?

"Ahem, why don't we say something else? How did the system tell you what to do in the future? What did the so-called representatives she selected look like? What did she do and was praised by the system as a role model?" Xiao Yi immediately changed the topic.

Speaking of the elected representative Wanwan was furious. She said, "What else can she look like? Of course, she looks like a little woman. No matter what she is, she will accept it. Even if she feels so sad, she must show a happy face to her master! And I think it's more than that. God knows whether she has provided some shameless special services to her master!"

Shameless special service. Xiao Yi immediately became imaginative after hearing this ranking. It was so longing for him. To be honest, he also wanted to accept some shameless special services. When he thought of these things, he really regretted what he said just now. To be honest, he actually likes this kind of sword spirit. He can help with him and warm the bed at night. Isn’t this a man’s dream? Otherwise, why do so many bosses like young secretary?

Of course, this kind of thing is definitely impossible to say, otherwise Wanwan would not be crazy. Xiao Yi captured some other information from Wanwan's words.

"Actually, I have always wanted to ask, are there people in our world in this world? Otherwise, why are there so many sword spirits?"

Wanwan said angrily: "I don't know how many people come from your world, but I know that basically every world has chosen people coming from their world, and these chosen people will have a sword spirit guiding them to practice.

Of course, not every sword spirit exists in my form. You know, it is actually mostly because their bodies live in the sword. There are still a few computer programs like me."

"The selected person? What is the selected person? I am the selected person? Why does the system specifically specify that there are also selected people?" Xiao Yi asked anxiously, always feeling that there is such a title that seems to be very powerful. Will he be able to use gold fingers and other things in the future?

"Do you think I am an encyclopedia? The selected person has been around for a long time. Before I appeared, I had a senior who was already following the selected person. It seems that people who are optimistic about the system will be selected as the selected person, saying that it can be of some help to the system. You don't need to consider such a complicated matter now. When the level is higher in the future, you will naturally understand it."

"It's really not cute at all. If I can talk directly to the system, I must replace you with a sword spirit that can provide me with special services. Other people's sword spirits live in the sword. Will they form entities in the end like in the novel? Wouldn't that be cool?" Xiao Yi used his wild imagination to draw out images that make people blush.

"Okay, there's nothing else to do. Let me enter the game. Let's tell me where the game is updated?" Xiao Yi couldn't wait to continue digging for the treasure.

Wanwan waved her hand and let Xiao Yi enter the game. In addition, her voice rang in Xiao Yi's ears: "There will be a prompt after entering the game in the updated place. I won't be too slap in this place. You can watch it yourself!"

Opening his eyes again, Xiao Yi appeared in his room, and at the same time, there was a scroll in front of him, which should be the so-called update content.

"System prompt: Since the player opened the seal of the demons while exploring the treasure, many demons who remained in the human world in the battle of the gods will appear on the mainland. The system decided to open the dungeon mode, and players can gain experience and rewards through the dungeons.

At the same time, major sects will also release sect tasks. The inheritance of major sects will be increased by one level. Major sects will have their own sect suits. This set can be redeemed at the sect redemption office with the contribution of the sect. This equipment belongs to the blue equipment level.

Because a large number of players are pouring into the path of immortal cultivation, the path of immortal cultivation family system is turned on, and players will encounter people from this world family in the game and can obtain tasks from them."

I have to say that there are still a lot of updates this time, so the road to immortal cultivation will become more and more like a real world.

Of course, Xiao Yi doesn’t want to discuss these things now. What he wants to discuss is why he opened the seal of the demon clan. He had no impression at the beginning!

Xiao Yi asked in a confused manner: "Wanwan, what's going on? I don't remember what seal I had destroyed!"

Wanwan looked at her fingernails and said calmly: "Of course you don't know. Didn't it say that it was written without you knowing it? The system explained to me that you had a fart in the underground maze, and this fart broke the seal."
Chapter completed!
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