Chapter 363 The Battle of Underpants
Late at night, Xiao Yi sneaked into the girls' dormitory and wanted to steal underwear. This kind of thing was originally a very frightening thing. Those who burglary actually had a big heart, at least that's what Xiao Yi thought.
Imagine that in a dark room, there is a person standing behind you wearing a snow-white pajama dragged to your feet, holding a bright dagger waiting for you. What a terrible thing.
Xiao Yi didn’t know what others felt, but he was scared by this strange atmosphere at the first time!
"Is it fun!" The girl with long-haired haired holding a dagger approached Xiao Yi step by step while repeating the words just now, which doubled the pressure in Xiao Yi's heart!
In an instant, all horror movies such as Sadako, curse, and ghost doll appeared in Xiao Yi's mind. At this time, Xiao Yi wanted to slap himself twice, and watch such things when he was full.
Now, because I have such an impression in my heart, Xiao Yi was not thinking about how to fight, but whether he could run out before the other party crawled in front of him!
"Who are you? What's your purpose here!" The other party finally approached Xiao Yi and asked with the shaking dagger in his hand. At this time, Xiao Yi had already entered the opponent's attack distance, and the other party could launch an attack at any time.
In fact, Xiao Yi felt that girls were not very professional in doing this. If it were the ones he found someone sneaking into the house, the first thing he had to do was not ask the other party about these things, but knock the other party down as soon as possible.
However, since the other party had asked Xiao Yi, he had to answer, which made him very rude. He always felt that even if he was a thief or something, he should be a polite thief.
"Who am I? Girl, do you really not know or pretend to be stupid? Brother, I am obviously a thief! If you know the appearance, take out the valuable things on you. I won't make things difficult for you. Brother, I just want to not hurt people!" Because Xiao Yi always faced the window, the moonlight was blocked by his body, and the people in the room could not see Xiao Yi's appearance clearly. This is also the reason why he dared to argue with the other party in this place.
"I think you, a thief, must have a low IQ. How much money can we students have? You actually ran to the school to steal things. What did you think?" From beginning to end, the girl's long hair was blocking her, which made Xiao Yi unable to see the other person's appearance at all.
"You don't understand it now. Although your students don't have much money, at least it's safer to come to you to steal things, and the possibility of being caught is very low. Even if you find out now, I'm not as confident as I am, the risk is always proportional to interests. I'm very clear about this." Xiao Yi said with fearlessness.
"Do you think the risk is very small? I can't see it all. What if I suddenly shout at this time? You should know that there are still many people upstairs. Although everyone is a girl, you can't deal with so many girls then!" The girl threatened.
Xiao Yi shook his finger and replied with a relaxed look on his face: "No, no, no, you must not do anything stupid. Although you hold a dagger in your hand, I can guarantee that I will subdue you the moment you make a sound! And if you give me money now, you will not hurt you. If you don't know the current situation, I will probably do something bad to you! You also know that I am a man and a woman. If something unpleasant happens, you will suffer losses and falls. Of course, you may feel that it is very pleasant!"
"Are you threatening me?" It can be heard from the girl's voice that she should be very angry now!
"Of course you can think so, but I prefer you to treat it as a kind reminder." In short, Xiao Yi is very calm now. A girl holding a dagger is still a girl. Although her look is a bit scary, Xiao Yi is very sure that it will take a minute to deal with the other party.
"Maybe I should remind you that at the beginning, you might have come in to steal, and even if you were arrested, the sentencing would not be very serious. But now your behavior has constituted a robbery. If you insist on doing it alone, you may be imprisoned and put it in the bottom of the prison!" This cold voice, combined with this rational analysis, looks too much like a female judge.
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, I am a student of the law department. Those who say this are reasonable and well-founded and do not know that I have been arrested and sentenced now! But I said, "My sister, are you living too second-dimensional? What you said is right, but the prerequisite is that I will be arrested. If I can't catch it, I won't be in vain!" Xiao Yi couldn't help but sarcastically. Although he knew that it was meaningless to be nonsense with the other party in this place, and it would also increase the possibility of being arrested, Xiao Yi couldn't help but want to say a few words. Maybe it was because the girl's current fearless look made him very upset!
Originally, as a girl, I found someone breaking into his dormitory at night and was inappropriate for intentions. The first reaction was not to chat with the other person rationally in this place, but to be full of emotion, huddling on the bed and screaming loudly!
"Then I want to tell you that I am sure I am not living in the 2D. Since I chose the law department, it means that I am very rational. In addition, from the point of knowing that I am a law department, it means that you must be a student in our school, right?"
Xiao Yi immediately felt sweating behind his back. The other party could know that he was a student of the school just by using so few prompts. I have to say that the other party has strong logical reasoning skills, which is comparable to the perverted elementary school student who likes to stab people with a small needle in an island country cartoon.
"Shouldn't I betray the other party in this place? If this continues, sooner or later the other party will know more!" Xiao Yi suddenly felt that he was unsure.
"What's wrong? Did I say I'm saying it, right? You want to kill someone and silence me now?" The girl's voice was full of provocation, as if she had seen through Xiao Yi, and everything was under her control. Even if Xiao Yi really killed someone and silence me, the girl would win!
Xiao Yi laughed dryly and said, "How is that possible? I actually guessed that you are not all students in the law department living upstairs? That's why I said you are a student in the law department."
"It's not like this. We live in the law department upstairs, but the arrangement of the dormitory is very messy. You can tell me that I am a student in the law department and obviously asked in advance. Think about it again, there are so many dormitories but you chose our dormitory, which means you are prepared.
I think you are not an ordinary thief. What is your purpose and what is your purpose? It is impossible to just want to come in and steal things!"
Of course Xiao Yi cannot admit this kind of thing. He can't tell the other party that he came in to steal his underwear. Although this is the case, it is too embarrassing to say it. Compared with the underwear madman, Xiao Yining can make himself a thief.
"I said girl, I actually came in and stole things. You should give me some things honestly and let me take them away. You also know that the thief is not empty when we do our job. No matter what, you always have to leave something behind!
I promise I will leave immediately after taking the things. You can give me anything at will! As long as I don’t let my hands empty, it’s great, and you see, I have been chatting with you in this place for so long, so it’s not an exaggeration to give me something to be a labor fee or something!" As he said that, Xiao Yi became vain.
But the girl didn't eat this at all. She looked at her dagger calmly and said, "Pretend, just continue to pretend for me! In fact, I don't know when you came up, because I didn't hear your heartbeat from beginning to end!
There are only two reasons for this. One is that you don’t have any heartbeat at all, which is of course impossible. The second reason is that your breathing is quite long, so you can lower the frequency of your heartbeat to the lowest, and even synchronize with our heartbeat sound. No matter what point it is, it means that you are a master, an absolute master!
If it weren't for the person below who suddenly spoke to you, I wouldn't have discovered you. Of course, I don't think that as he said, a master like you just ran in and stole a pair of underwear! Because if a master like you wanted something like this, it was everywhere, so why bother to come here to steal it!
So let’s open the skylight and say something bright. Who sent you here and what purpose do you have to come here!"
Xiao Yi had already scolded Ou Zihao in his heart. Something was exposed by him after he disturbed it. Xiao Yi could have left calmly after stealing his underwear.
In addition, Xiao Yi thinks this girl treats herself too much as a character?
Finally, Xiao Yi was still in the mood to complain in his heart: "I also feel that as a master like me, I actually want to steal things like underwear. Why don't you ask the damn system why the damn system gave me such a transfer task?"
After shook his head, Xiao Yi said angrily: "Girl, I don't know what you are saying at all. In short, give me a happy word. Do you think you gave me some valuable things or do I take them by myself?"
The girl finally raised her head at this time. She stared at Xiao Yi with a cold look and said, "Okay, since you don't want to say what you are, I can only let you tell the truth!"
"Oh, good people can't do it, otherwise everyone wants to come up and step on you. Come on, let's try it out and see who killed who today!"
Chapter completed!