Chapter 5: You can't even keep a low profile!
The solution Qin Tian came up with was also very simple. In this era of the Internet explosion, online shopping has become an extremely convenient shopping model. Each drug has instructions for use, etc., so that consumers who want to buy can read the instructions for use by themselves.
Another point is that if the online publicity is in place, are you still worried that no one will buy it?
Called out Xiaobudian: "Xiaobudian, can you connect to the Internet of Earth? I want to open an online store to sell first aid kits."
Xiao Budian giggled: "Boss, you must know that plane merchants are extremely powerful. Is it a bit of a loss to open an online store?"
"I want to be awesome, too. I'm forced to be a businessman in the plane, but now I have just a little foundation, so everything is still low-key. When the trump card is strong enough, there is no need to be so careful~"
Xiao Budian nodded in agreement: "So that's what the boss planned. As for the Internet on Earth, I had already connected it at the beginning of the launch and downloaded all the earth languages. Otherwise, I would not be able to communicate with the boss! Is it meant to open an online store on an existing shopping website, or should we build one?"
“Is there any difference?”
Xiao Budian patiently explained: "Of course there is a difference. If you sell first aid kits on an existing shopping website, you may cause some unnecessary trouble. If you build one, it will be much more convenient. If you want to sell new products in the future, you can also directly use the newly established website to promote it. The most important thing is to be concealed, which is just in line with the boss's current low-key policy!"
Qin Tian's eyes shining, YY: "Okay, then let's build one, I believe you can handle this?"
"Okay, boss, the website has been successfully established, what name should I get?"
"Nani, it was done so quickly? It seems that it will take less than 1 second? Well, I understand, Xiaobian, you are an SS-level biological intelligence brain, it is necessary to be powerful! As for the name, I have already thought of it, just call it Tian Ge.com! Isn't it very awesome? Our website description is: Tian Ge, you will be awesome! Yes, just use this! Hahaha."
At this point, the "Tiange Net" of the Thunder Destroyed All living beings was established!
The retinal imaging function of the intelligent brain is activated, and the virtual computer desktop is presented in front of you. The website address is the pinyin of Brother Tian, which is very easy to remember!
The style of the website is the sci-fi starry sky background, but the current homepage only has the product "Multi-functional battlefield first aid kit"!
After seeing his own website, he said with a smile: "Little Beast, our shopping website looks cool. Let's promote it next. It is only operated locally in China for the time being. I want netizens across China to see our advertisements as soon as they go online. It's best to be short videos, so you can do it!"
"As for orders, boss~"
The next second, in the whole of China, as long as netizens are connected to the Internet, a 100-second advertising short video will pop up in the computer. The content is a video introducing the "multi-functional battlefield first aid kit". There is no way to close it, so I can only watch it patiently. However, what Qin Tian did not expect was that the protagonist in the advertisement was actually his own image (the video synthesized by the intelligent brain, with a realism of 99.999%). He stabbed the body with a watermelon knife, and then used the first aid kit potion, explaining while using it, and it was thundering to countless living beings.
In reality, Qin Tian, who had been so sad and happy, was so tired that he was almost lying down. He left everything to Xiao Budian to handle. After eating something casually, he went to Zhou Gong’s house to be a guest!
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Early the next morning, I slept until I woke up naturally. The first thing I did was to shout Xiaobudian: "Xiaobudian, what are the results of this night? Have the things been booked?"
The little blot appeared slowly out of thin air (retinal imaging function), flaunting the wings behind it, and flew to Qin Tian: "Boss, the number of views in the past 10 hours was 180 million times, and 200 sets of first aid kits have been booked long ago, with a total of 170 orders. The price of each set is RMB1999. The money has been transferred to the designated bank card through a virtual account, and the income is 399,800 yuan. I am waiting for the delivery!"
Qin Tian was stunned: "Little Buddian, you sure it's 399,800 yuan, not 39.98 yuan? Wouldn't you earn 400,000 yuan in one night?"
"Yes, the price of 1,999 yuan per set is also an increase in the market price of existing first aid products. I believe it should be very reasonable!"
After confirming the information again, Qin Tian didn't bother to put on his clothes and simply ate some normal food he bought yesterday. Then he looked at the first aid kit piled up into a hill. An invisible momentum opened instantly, and found large transparent tape and packaging paper boxes, and packed them wildly!
After working for a few hours, I packed all the first aid kits. After pasting all the orders, I rubbed my aching arm! I said depressedly: "I don't seem to have the perseverance to do online shopping. It's so tiring. Let's change the information on the website. We need to find a partner and supply it directly. The price is set at RMB 1,999 worldwide."
"Okay, it's been modified!"
After the young man who came to collect the express delivery moved away all the goods, he kept looking at Qin Tian before leaving, as if he was confirming something!
He asked in confusion: "Why do you think of me like this? Is there any flowers on my face?"
After confirming it repeatedly, the courier asked in a low voice: "Are you the one who sells that battlefield first aid kit? It's the first aid kit from Tiange.com."
Qin Tian was shocked. Before he could mail it out, the courier explained his identity. It was too weird, but it was hard to admit it. He pretended not to know anything: "What first aid kit?"
After the young man who received the couriers had a large number of Qin Tian again, he said in confusion: "Hey! The voice and appearance of this speech are the same as the advertisement that popped up yesterday. Did I admit it wrong? It's impossible?"
After listening to the courier’s complaints, even if I’m stupid, I understand that the problem lies in the advertisement. It seems that Xiao Budian has messed up his low-key plan!
After sending the courier away, he closed the door and said depressedly: "Xiao Budian, what kind of advertisement did you make? It seems that I'm in trouble~"
The retinal projection function is activated again, and a 100-second advertisement has begun to be screened.
First of all, the background at the beginning of the short film is on an unknown battlefield. Qin Tian, wearing a camouflage uniform, held a watermelon knife in his right hand and a set of battlefield first aid kit in his left hand, and said plainly: "Multifunctional battlefield first aid kit, life guarantee, as long as the injury is not fatal, you can jump again in 24 hours... This product comes with powerful hemostatic agent, universal antidote, fracture fixator, wound cleaning agent, and wound adhesive."
As soon as the picture changed, I changed into a close-up shot. Qin Tian in the short film held the watermelon knife tightly and chopped his arm hard. In an instant, blood gushed. He immediately explained: "In this case, you must first use this bottle of powerful hemostatic agent (close-up) to stop the bleeding and accelerate healing... Next, use wound cleaning agent to clean the wound and disinfect it. Finally, when using wound adhesive, you must stick to it and never leave any scars, just like I did~"
After treating the wound, the picture changed again. In the short film, Qin Tian took out various poisonous snakes, scorpions and other poisons from somewhere, reached out to stung them, and then took out a bottle of universal antidote and applied it to the wound. (While making a defense comment)
Seeing this, Qin Tian in reality no longer had the courage to continue watching, and shouted angrily: "Little Beast, you killed me! I'm going to have a huge trouble now. Forget it, I have no chance to keep a low profile!"
Little Budian, who was kind to do something wrong, appeared in the air with a few feather dusters on his back and cried, "Boss, it's all Little Budian's fault. You hit me!"
Qin Tian looked at the illusory little buddian with a twitching corner of his mouth: "I learned this thing from where I learned it, I can't even hit you. Now I need to speed up the search for partners with backgrounds. You can build a network communication platform and pass the messages on all computers that surf the Internet. Remember not to advertise with my image!"
A second later, Xiaobudian returned to normal: "Okay, boss, the release has been successfully released!"
"Hmm? So soon, let me see!"
Chapter completed!