Chapter 2793 Eve's Poem
After traveling through time and space, Wang Xiaoqiang was brought back to the ancient times by his son Wang Wutian.
In the ancient times, under the rule of the son king, there was a scene of peace and prosperity.
Prosperous times everywhere.
This made Wang Xiaoqiang very pleased. This is his base camp. Although he was injured, the base camp was not in chaos. Now, this place has become a harbor for him to recover from his injuries.
The Wang family lives a happy and worry-free life. The only drawback is that Wang Xiaoqiang is not at home and is not in the ancient times. After time and space, his family is worried about him and miss him.
Now, seeing that Wang Xiaoqiang was back, the Wang family came to meet immediately.
Wang Xiaoqiang's parents, Wang Kuishan and his wife,
These two old farmers are nearly seventy years old now, but they are raised by fairy pills. They breathe a rich spiritual air every day, eat it with mountain and seafood, and sleep with various health massage beds for fitness and health. Their bodies are very healthy, just like middle-aged people in their fifties.
Including Wang Xiaoqiang's father-in-law, mother-in-law, Xia Dawa and his wife,
Not bad news. Of course, Wang Xiaoqiang would not show his injured side to his family. He took a bath, put on clothes, lay on a soft couch, and met his parents and father-in-law.
When they met each other, Wang Kuishan and his wife were inevitably sad. After she shed a few tears, they saw that their son came back this time and seemed not very happy. So they were a little worried and asked nonstop.
Among the four old men, Xia Dawa has cultivation. He opened his spiritual sense and glanced at Wang Xiaoqiang, and his heart sank, and then said, "No wonder you are so unhappy... It turns out that you have suffered..."
Before Xia Dawa could say the word "injury" yet, Wang Xiaoqiang had already winked at him and told him not to say it. Xia Dawa would feel sorry for it. He immediately stopped and changed his words, "I'm afraid he was confused by the little fairy outside again and was emptied..."
"Big Boy, what are you talking about?" Wang Kuishan was unhappy when he heard this. His own son, he could teach a lesson, but others could not.
Xia Dawa wanted to say that I was just changing the topic, but she didn't expect to turn the wrong one, but she was embarrassed to change her words and said, "In-law, I didn't say anything. Xiaoqiang is now a grandfather, and he is about to become an old man... He should restrain his behavior..."
"Behavior? What kind of behavior?" Wang Kuishan glared, "I think Xiaoqiang is very good when he comes back this time. At least he didn't bring so many women back, so he brought one, maybe just a nanny..."
Wang Xiaoqiang did not bring too many women when he came back this time, but he was not idle either. In the world of heaven, he had dozens of women, but when he came back, he only brought a female beast, so he pretended to be innocent and said, "Yes, that woman is my nanny, and she is usually responsible for cooking for me."
"Well, Xiaoqiang is already good," the mother-in-law winked at Xia Dawa and told him not to mention this matter again. Wang Xiaoqiang is a big pervert and they don't know that they have hundreds of children. Now they have grandchildren, and they are about to have a great grandson. What's the point of mentioning this? Besides, although he has many women, they are all deputy. The Ming media is married, but they are not their daughter Xia Guifang.
Xia Dawa curled her lips secretly, and then smiled at Wang Xiaoqiang and said, "Xiaoqiang, I have learned English well. I am also translating poems in English."
"Uh, that's right? Then you translate a few sentences for me." Wang Xiaoqiang said with interest without knowing it was a pitfall.
"Okay, listen well," Xia Dawa said, and began to recite the poems in English. He recited a few poems with whispers. The other three old men couldn't understand. Wang Xiaoqiang understood it, but shook his head and said, "Father-in-law, stop memorizing it, I don't understand."
"Okay, I'll translate it for you." Xia Dawa said. Then he translated:
The beautiful red and pink man has a beautiful body shape.
Don't recognize it as a good marriage when we meet.
Look at how many greedy people are,
If you don’t lose fame and fortune, you will lose your year.
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"Hey, my in-laws are not simple, I can write poetry, it's amazing," Wang Kuishan didn't know what poetry Xia Dawa made, so he praised.
"Yes, my father-in-law's literary talent is really good, and it sounds very interesting. But it's all because I was a child and I didn't understand this poem," Wang Xiaoqiang pretended to be stupid.
"Then I will recite another easy-to-understand song." Xia Dawa said, and then said incitingly:
The body of the 28-eight girl looks like crispy,
Kill the foolish man with a sword in his hand,
Even though I have never seen anyone fall.
But it is called your bones dry in the dark.
...
"This song is not bad, it looks like a rumor." Wang Kuishan praised after hearing this.
"Yes, it's quite fun. Father-in-law, did you do it yourself? It's so literary. Oh, by the way, Father-in-law, I know why you can write poetry so much. Li Bai's hundred poems on wine and poems, you can drink more than Li Bai, and your literary talent must be better than Li Bai." Wang Xiaoqiang quipped.
Xia Dawa rolled her eyes and was almost depressed. Wang Xiaoqiang roamed all the planes and was invincible. He had never been injured. Seeing that Wang Xiaoqiang was injured and weak, Xia Dawa thought that it was too many women outside that hurt his body, so he wanted to remind him to wake him up.
Unexpectedly, the two "Abstaining from Elude" were regarded as rumor by Wang Kuishan and also joking by Wang Xiaoqiang. He was very depressed, so he said, "I have another poem that is easier to understand, otherwise you can listen."
"Let me listen, I'm idle anyway," Wang Xiaoqiang said indifferently.
Xia Dawa said, "Men and women, cows and the ground, men and women are like plowing the ground together. I have never seen cows exhausted and never seen plowing the ground."
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"In-laws, this poem is more like a limerick, but it is not very nice and has no charm," Wang Kuishan said with a confused look on his face, "What awesome, no artistic conception..."
"Yes, father-in-law, and we still don't understand what your poem means."
Wang Xiaoqiang still pretended to be confused with his understanding.
"Or why I'll translate it for you." Xia Dawa rolled her eyes depressedly and said angrily, "There are only exhausted cows in the world. I have never seen a broken plow, do you understand?"
"In-law, I still don't understand what kind of cattle that is exhausted. I have raised cattle for half my life. Why haven't I seen those who die of illness? You just say that the land is not broken? Wrong, there are really those who are broken. The land is broken, the crops are not planted, the crops are not grown well, and they are not harvested..."
When Xia Dawa heard this, she was so depressed that she wanted to vomit blood. She slapped her butt and said, "I'll go out and take a breath."
As he said that, he went out with his wife.
Xiaoqiang's mother glanced at Xia Dawa and said blankly, "The in-laws seem to be angry,"
Wang Kuishan looked at Xia Dawa's back as he walked out and spat, "Bah, old drunkard, I'm still here to talk to us, I thought we didn't understand, we understood, haha,"
As he said that, he looked at each other and laughed at each other, "Hahahahaha..."
The father and son laughed so hard that tears came out.
Xiaoqiang's mother really didn't understand, so she asked, "Why are you laughing at?"
"Xia Dawa, I've taught my son a lesson. I've made a few poems and pretended to be a scholar," Wang Kuishan said angrily, "Hmph, my son, I can teach my son a lesson, but others can't."
"That's not that our Qiangzi is fickle and looking for women outside," Xiaoqiang's mother said, "but Xiaoqiang is better this time, so he only brought one, and only one nanny."
"Tsk, who knows who the child is from? He doesn't know how many more he has looked outside, but this time it seems that he is not in good health, so he didn't bring it back," Wang Kuishan said with a angrily look at his son.
"Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?" the mother was worried and asked nervously.
"I'm tired of plowing the land." Wang Kuishan muttered, "I have to pay attention in the future."
Chapter completed!