Chapter Eleven I Don't Know You Are a Ghost?
"I Don't Know You Are a Ghost" is so bad and so bad. It has its own reasons. It is the only amateur movie with all actors and the only one in an amateur movie that is difficult, destroying the group, cruel and ruthless, illogical, and a treacherous plot. It is better to open the crotch than to open the crotch in an amateur movie.
Except for the male and female protagonists who can survive until the end of the drama, everyone else will die inexplicably. The only movie that has been boycotted by the three major professionals of "Roasted Movies Destruction Alliance", "Roasted Tomatoes and Rotten Eggs and Vegetable Market", and "Roasted Movies Concentration Camp" that unanimously offered rewards for the pursuit. The total reward has reached 539 points from 4 years ago to the present.
The plot summary is very clear. The male protagonist Kang Jun and the female protagonist Lan Yi are top students from Imperial University. They come to visit the picturesque Yuheyuan together. During this period, because Kang Jun happened to offend the black tour guide Sun Jingyang, Sun Jingyang fooled them to the deserted village, which is rarely visited by Zangxiong Village, and contacted two local gangsters in Yuheyuan: Qiao San, and Hu Zi was ready to take action.
It happened to encounter a huge mudslide that was rare in a century. Qiao San and beard did not come in. The male and female protagonists and the black tour guide were trapped in Zangxiong Village. Here they happened to meet two senior hikers - Ma Guangwen and Zhao Jing, five of them were eager to find a way out of the mountain. On a rainy night, they happened to touch a "ghost house" located on the hillside - Feng family.
It happened again that Feng Nandi, the heir of the Feng family, and his fiancé Yang Chi, had just returned from the United States to deal with the housework of the old house. There were only male and female hostesses and an old housekeeper in the family - Xi Ying. Then the haunted incident was staged one by one in the Feng family. In the end, only the male and female protagonists escaped and hid in a dark cave and told their experience with a digital camera.
The difficulty of this movie is not that ghosts are powerful, but who is the ghost? Since the original investor of the movie is preparing to line up this movie into the number one thriller suspense horror film in Daxia, he adopted the rules of real movies for confirmation of ghosts - random numbers to randomly select.
Who is a ghost and who is a ghost are all randomly deduced based on the plot, so many viewers seem a little confused after watching it and shout that this is unscientific.
The ghosts have various ways of harming people. Many shots are full of nonsensical and illogical expressions. Therefore, as soon as this film was born, it was infamous for the worst horror film, causing the investors to go bankrupt and liquidate. However, in the past four years, there has always been a idler who has nothing to do after eating and having too much money to remake this bad movie, which has attracted countless supporting actors who have devoted themselves to their acting careers for credit.
When Zhang Hu'en found this bad movie, he was also hesitant. Ghost movies, especially Daxia ghost movies, are simply an unreasonable existence. There are physical entities such as the zombies of the pre-Qing Dynasty and the ancient corpses of the pre-Qin Dynasty. Some of the ghosts without physical entities, ghost reincarnation, and ghost ulcers are basically unsolvable.
It would be fine if there was no solution, but this kind of ghost movie can't scare people. The effect of making comedy movies is quite good. It is generally boring to shoot hypnotic dramas, and even the actors become bored.
He didn't know if his new abilities could play a role in such bad movies, but the high reward of 539 made him messed up, so he clicked in and played Feng Nandi's fiancé Yang Chi, a turtle who was a bit arrogant, brainless, dissatisfied and full of ABC. In the plot, he was a role of picking up a box lunch.
According to the script requirements, Yang Chi, a scumbag, had extremely despicable thoughts about the heroine Lan Yi. On the first night, she blocked Lan Yi in the bathroom and tried to attack. As a result, she was disgusted by Lan Yi, and was beaten into a panda eye by Kang Jun who heard Lan Yi screaming. Feng Nandi also saw Yang Chi's face completely and asked the old butler Xi Ying to sweep him out. Then on the morning of Daxia the next day, the body of this vulgar embryo was hung on the crooked tree in the Feng family's house by his belt, and his death was miserable.
During the script interpretation, Zhang Hu'en met other role-players.
The little girl who plays Feng Nandi is a *****. She probably should be a college student from a film and television school. She looks like a youthful and sweet atmosphere, and her figure is pretty good, but she is a little shorter.
The little girl frequently conveyed feelings to his beautiful eyes. She probably didn't expect that "Yang Chi" was a tall and mighty muscular man. When she thought of Yang Chi and Feng Nandi having a passionate kiss scene, Zhang Hu'en was one with two big heads. Since his wife died in a car accident, it would be difficult for him to have feelings for other women. If he still had a subconscious mind, this kind of drama might have been passed with his eyes closed, but if he doesn't have a subconscious mind now, he might have passed it.
The other actors, except for the old man who plays Xi Ying, are a bit unaware of it. They are not a long-standing person. They probably have come to get acquainted with qualifications. After everyone confirmed the script, the movie began.
The Feng family’s old house is really worthy of being an old house. The word “a corruption” is everywhere, and there is no light. It can only support the light with a few half-dead candles.
"Silly, what are you looking at? Go and help Uncle Xi, don't have any bad guys coming in."
(Miss, you really misunderstood. I am not looking at you, but thinking about the problem.)
Seeing the cute little sister being crazy about herself, Zhang Hu'en was a little helpless. After many years, no woman was cute to her except her wife.
"Feng Nandi---Actor: Fan Mengqi
Performing Arts Level: Level 3 Dragon Set
Acting skills: Chuchu and charming (primary)
Born smart (intermediate)
Status: Health (BUFF: Haunted by Wrongful Ghosts)
Subconscious: Stay unchaos in the face of danger (primary)
Attention: 6699
Income: 0
Period: "Dynasty Hegemony" "Beautiful Commando""
The delicate Feng Nandi poked Zhang Hu'en's shoulder with her fingers, pulling him back from the shock.
(I didn't expect that this little girl is more experienced than me, and her skills and subconsciousness are good. It seems that the little girl is not the kind of girl who is a college student, but has real skills.)
He smiled awkwardly, followed Xi Ying with a flashlight and looked bitter, and went to the door of the house. He secretly swept Xi Ying:
"Xi Ying----Actor: Bei Xingding
Performing Arts Level: Level 4 Dragon Set
Acting skills: cunning (advanced)
Close-body footwork (intermediate)
Lion Fighting Rabbit (Intermediate)
Solid body (primary)
Status: Strong (BUFF: Haunted by Injustice)
Subconscious: ruthless (intermediate)
Attention: 14167
Income: 0
Schedule: "Super Power Battle" "Fire Front 2"
Looking at the old man with a pleated face, Zhang Hu'en almost jumped up. What kind of bad movie is this? Even mainstream supporting actors come in to play supporting actors? This old man looks like he is not good at all. If he really wants to fight with himself who is cheating, the winner is still a 50% chance.
"Who are you?"
Bei Xingding's old voice is very touching, with a bit of the aura of the guardian in the horror movie, and a little hoarse in the sinister test. If you add a sentence like "There is a way in heaven, you don't go to hell, you can break in" it will probably scare people.
"Uncle, we are here for a trip to Yuheyuan. We can't get out of mudslides. We really can't get out of the mountain on this heavy rainy day. Please let us go in and spend the night?"
"Sorry, this is a private residence, not an inn. You guys should look for another place."
Bei Xingding was too lazy to ask, so he directly refused them. There was another knock on the door outside. This time he changed to a female voice who was so arrogant:
"I said, old man, do you still have a little humanitarian spirit? Where can we find a place to live on this dark and rainy day? Let me tell you, if I hadn't seen your dilapidated house, I wouldn't have been lazy to visit your ghost place?"
"Xiao Yi, say a few words."
"Ah Jun, why are you polite to such an old man? Since he doesn't save him, his character will not be much better. I said, "Old man, half his foot has entered the coffin, but he hasn't seen you jump out of this ghost place and reward you with a thousand yuan. Open the door quickly."
Bei Xingding walked into the inner room just like he didn't hear it. Zhang Hu'en sighed. According to the script, he should be the scumbag who was also fed and sexual. He called Bei Xingding helplessly and recited the lines:
"Uncle Xi, it's not easy to go out, so let's make it easier."
Old man Bei glanced at him and said lukewarmly:
"Mr. Yang, you are not our son-in-law yet, and it's not your turn to speak."
(The old man really doesn't have oil or salt.)
In fact, Zhang Hu'en didn't want to practice according to the plot at all. As long as the five people outside the door did not let in, the drama would be automatically exploded. However, he knew that the strong inertia of the plot would definitely make the "ghosts" among the five people come in. Instead of letting them make a surprise attack, it would be better to put them in and stay under their eyes.
So he asked Fan Mengqi for instructions according to the plot, and after obtaining Fan Mengqi's consent, he opened the door of the Feng family.
"I said why are you so slow? Didn't you see that we were all soaked in a stool?"
As soon as the heroine Lan Yi appeared on the stage, she had white short skirts and big white legs, wearing a pair of red high heels (I said you are looking for abuse when you are a hiking person in this way), and shook a pair of jade rabbits in white shirts and stepped into the Feng family's door with wet.
"Ran Yi---played by: Park Mi-sun (South Korea)
Performing Arts Level: Level 2 Dragon Set
Acting skills: Foxes (Advanced)
Bewitching people's hearts (intermediate)
Status: Health (BUFF: Reincarnation of evil ghosts, super lucky, arrogant, contraceptive halo)
Subconscious: Little Kiss (Advanced)
Attention: 7883
Income: 0
Schedule: "The Battle of Super Power" "The King from the Stars"
(It turns out that a good horse is paired with a good saddle, a bad car is paired with a sail, a stick is a stick wherever it goes, and it will never evolve into a hammer. Don’t look like a human being, you will still be full of bad water inside.)
As for the other people, Zhang Hu'en only glanced at him and was all supporting actors who did not even have the acting level or skills. Except for the male protagonist's red and purple bUFF, they were all characters who were soy.
The beautiful woman Park Mi-sun, who obviously had plastic surgery, started to put map cannons randomly as soon as she stepped into the living room where the candle was lit. She said that the house was rustic and dirty. She pointed at the monk and scolded the bald man, saying that Xi Ying was a dead old man and Feng Nandi was a little goblin. According to the script, Yang should be confused by the beauty Lan Yi, and almost knelt down and became a dog and licked B and sold out.
However, Zhang Hu'en hates this woman very much. Even if he doesn't hate him, he will never continue to act according to the script. This woman is a ghost, a mortal enemy, and the key to the drama.
Chapter completed!