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Chapter 775 Captain of the Dark Vanguard

Until he saw this middle-aged man full of rural atmosphere, spitting mud and filling a big sea bowl, and forcing his swimsuit brother Gui and the gray-haired man to drink a bowl of dark matter with a rotten smell into his stomach, Xisa finally remembered who the other party was?!

In the Alliance of Strange Doctors, there is a member who is a medical expert in the association. His talent is "spraying omnipotent mud". Applying on wounds can speed up healing; drinking it into the stomach can cure all diseases; applying it at night can also treat infertility. ⊙,

The race of the "Milt Doctor" is unknown. He has always shown himself as a decadent uncle in human form, but his essence is a mysterious creature. He is kind by nature and has the ability to heal. He loves to force injured creatures to receive his treatment, such as vomiting mud when kissing a patient with internal injuries, and vomiting mud directly to patients with severe trauma... Every injured person he cured will suffer terrible mental damage, resulting in mental disorders.

The vitality of the "silt doctor" is also recognized as the first. It is called ma. It cannot harm him regardless of high temperature and low cold. It can be digested with severe toxicity. However, it does not have any attack power. Even if it is completely wrapped with silt, it will not suffocate. It will only make people feel the heavy odor from the nostrils, but it is extremely beneficial to the body!

Anyway, this is a complicated guy.

Just as Xisa sorted out the information about the "Must Doctor", the cat star Nini also looked at him with an apology and whispered: "Mr. Xisa, I'm wronged. Yes, I'm sorry."

"Don't be sad, I didn't blame you, and your outstanding growth also made me feel relieved. Look, this is my 6s beaten to stone by your fist. I will give it to you as a souvenir!" After saying that, Xisadinini was a petrified kidney.

"This, how embarrassed is this? This is your kidney!" Thinking of the origin of this stone, the kitten blamed himself even more. There were only two people in each person, and it was a sin to break Mr. Xisa himself!

"Don't be sad. You have hit me six times, and there are six in total. It doesn't matter if you give one!" Xisa rubbed the other party's head, then showed off the other five petrochemicals for 6s, showing off.

I saw a certain slag teasing the underage kitten with his kidney without changing his face. Everyone else cast a contemptuous look. What a slag! And why do you have so many kidneys? So envious!

"Is there anything else now? If it's okay, let's go." Xisa spoke again.

"Why, don't you get together when you meet? Just leave like this, isn't it ruthless?" Cecilia pretended to be wronged and looked at Xisa with a resentful look on her face.

"What else can we talk about?" Sak asked coldly.

"Okay! There's nothing to talk about. Let's talk about the compensation. The two of you fought on the street yesterday, causing serious property losses. And today this time it's even more excessive. Your giant mummy is the largest and destroyed a large number of nearby buildings. It's all about paying for money! Tell me, is it your personal compensation, or will you send the ticket to the 'Das Family'?"

"..." Sak was stunned, his expression a little ugly. He thought that when he was in the Eastern Region, who dared to make things difficult for him like this? Then he gritted his teeth and replied: "Don't worry, I will negotiate with the Elemental Palace, let's go!"

Sack waved his hand and left with a group of subordinates. Before leaving, Duncan came to Xisa specifically and expressed his desire to meet Xisa, but was disgusted by Xisa's shameless appearance fee. After glaring at George, he left reluctantly.

Watching Sach and his group leave. Cecilia turned to look at Xisa: "Let's go, have a meal together."

"Uh, no, I still have something to do at noon. My little snail is still waiting for me to change my diapers!" Xisa said ambiguously, hoping that the other party would mistakenly think that the nickname "小 snail" was his daughter and would give up. The girl looked at her with a eager look. He was afraid that Elsa, Camilla, Nana and others would join forces to dismember the body when they go home at night.

"Stop lying, I haven't seen Xiaotiansai before. I have repaid all the economic losses you caused this time. Why, I don't want to give you the face to have a meal with me?"

I heard that I didn't have to pay money, but Xisa suddenly felt that he had taken such a big advantage. If he refused this lunch that was not worth it, he would be a bit disgusted.

"So, OK."

"Columbus, come together and be a classmate!" The veiled girl turned her head and looked at the black skeleton.

Columbus, who had finished reminiscing with his cousin, nodded and replied dryly: "Okay!"

...

The location is the city of Lobsters never sleeping. This time, Xisa did not eat hot pot, but instead ate fried dishes. Because there was a black skeleton in the room to ease the atmosphere, the atmosphere was quite harmonious.

Facing Cecilia with a resentful look, Xisa really didn't know what to say, and the words that could not be said made the whole scene even more awkward. We can't mention that we are already married. From Rita to Elsa, to Nana, including Odaina and Camilla, you don't know where to go? You'd better give up and go back to the underworld!

After struggling for a long time, Xisa locked his eyes on Columbus, who was staring blankly at a plate of food.

Who came up with the bad idea of ​​"invite a skeleton to dinner"? Isn't this a scam? Didn't you see Columbus's body leaking now? He didn't even have a tongue, so how could he eat it? He didn't even need to chew it. As soon as the dish was put into his mouth, it fell out.

After thinking about it, Xisa said, "Columbus, your cousin Gray Ears and I are old friends. I heard Bakken say that you are obviously dead!"

"Yes, I'm dead! So I've become a skeleton."

A slightly joking dry voice came from the skeleton's voice without vocal cords, which made Xisa extremely depressed. Are he idiots? The question he asked is so inaccurate. How could he become like this if he is not dead?

"How did you resurrect?" Xisa said curiously again.

"After I died, I was put into a body bag by Bakken and the others, and also buried a set of stationery. I still remember that the body bag was of good quality. During the year I was buried, the body bag had been absorbing the dead air from the underground layer, resulting in an abnormal internal death air value. And I had the bloodline of the death attribute, and eventually turned into a natural undead. And that set of documents also became a set of weapons for me."

The skeleton made a meditative look and recalled: "In the first year of my transformation into a skeleton, I regained consciousness, but I had no memory. However, I knew that the Northern Underworld was not a place to stay for a long time, so I acted at night, rested during the day, and finally joined the Central Underworld."

"Wait! You might be the dark vanguard in the Central Underworld, right?!" Xisa suddenly remembered the strongest candidates in the Central Underworld. Among them, in addition to the headless senior sister and the ancient witch, there is also a very capable black skeleton, which seems to be called the "Dark Pioneer Captain Black Scarf", who is good at using a set of mapping tools. (To be continued.)

ps: Silver Theater Edition:

Columbus: "Scatter the slag, eat my dark vanguard and go away!"

Xisa: "Black scarf, eat my big binge-eating foam corrugated cutting knife!"

Columbus: "Olaolaolaolaolaolaola..."

Scrap: "No load, no load, no load, no load, no load, no load, no load..."

Damn, I've released a theatrical version, so it's time for me to increase the subscription, right?!Hmm?!sf0916
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