Chapter 18 Looking for a nurse (")

When the monkey head heard the black bear say that he could save his master, he immediately grabbed the black bear's hand excitedly and said incoherently: "No matter what method is, as long as you can save them, I, Lao Sun, will kowtow to you."

The black bear shook off the monkey's hand. He was almost beaten by the monkey just now, so naturally he would not give him a good look now.

He said disdainfully: "No, if it's not for the sake of the master, I wouldn't help you." He said to Guanyin Bodhisattva with a serious look on his face: "Actually, in that extremely western wilderness, if a doctor encounters a woman's dying childbirth, he will open his stomach and take out the baby directly to protect the mother and son's safety. The reason why Tang Seng was in danger was that the man had no birth canal, and he could use this method to try it."

"Idiot, are you really sure?" Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned. She was well-informed, but she had never heard of such a method.

"No!" Black Bear replied very directly, spread his hands and said, "But is there any other better way?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed and said, "Then you go and try it! If it doesn't work, we will find a way to save Tang Seng's soul!"

As soon as the Bodhisattva finished speaking, the monkey rushed forward and grabbed the black bear, and then took him down with a somersault, not even giving him the chance to say goodbye to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

This somersault cloud is worthy of being a high-end guy of somersault of 100,000 miles. The black bear felt that it had arrived at the ground in a dim mood. However, he did not have the ability of a monkey. After landing, he lay half on the ground. If the monkey had not held his hand, he would have been gnawing on the mud.

Before the black bear could stand firm, the monkey had already picked up the black bear and ran to push him into a thatched house.

Close the door and shouted outside: "Black bear, as long as you save my master and junior brother, my old grandson will not only kowtow to you to apologize, but also thank you very much!"

"You don't have to thank me. I just follow my master's instructions, otherwise~ Humph~ I don't care about you!" The black bear shook his dizzy head, feeling a little disgusting and vomiting. It seems that not everyone can learn somersault clouds. Except for monkeys who like somersaults, who can bear such a sin?

When the black bear stood firm, he looked down carefully. It was just a simple thatched hut. It might have been built in a hurry. The thatch used was still fresh and exuded the smell of grass. The right corner of the thatched hut was covered with dry thatch, which was regarded as a bed! Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie were lying side by side on it.

Tang Seng was lying outside, moaning in pain, and might not even have the strength to scream. His originally handsome face seemed a little distorted, and there was sweat on it. Zhu Bajie inside was foaming at the mouth and fainted. He seemed to be almost out of control. He thought that Zhu Bajie drank much more water than Tang Seng.

However, the Black Bear decided to save the Tang Monk first. Who said that Zhu Bajie is not as important as Tang Monk!

Tang Monk fainted and then broke his stomach. Everything went smoothly. Black Bear had nothing to worry about. Anyway, he was not an acquaintance. Even if he broke the things inside, he would have no psychological burden.

When sewing, I don’t know whether it is intentional or unintentional, but the sewing is crooked and muttered: “Make you look better than me, so many female monsters like you.”

After dealing with Tang Monk, the pig demon on one side was already breathing weakly. The black bear quickly put the baby aside, opened the stomach with a knife, took out the baby inside, but did not rush to sew it, but searched for it inside. Well, those two should be kidneys, take them off. Since you dare to tease Chang E, the anterior internal gland has also been cut, this thing should be important. I don’t know if this is enough, forget it, ** has been cut! Anyway, I have already taken action!

Then he sewed the wound, and inserted a chicken feather in that place, took out a golden elixir for healing, twisted it and scattered it on it. This golden elixir is worthy of being produced by Laojun, and it is indeed a fine product. The wound healed immediately, and there was no problem at all. Even the messy wounds sewn just now had disappeared, just like the pig demon was born without a shit, very smooth!

The black bear gave the two babies a lot, and the two little guys immediately started crying, and were about to go out, but then they thought, if they discovered that the difference between the two people would doubt themselves?

Thinking of this, the black bear simply kept doing it and turned around and cut Tang Monk's ** and applied medicine to him. Anyway, Tang Monk is a monk and can't use that thing. If someone asks about it, he will say that he has atrophy because of pregnancy. Who has ever seen a man give birth to a child? Of course, it will have a little strange change.

After everything was done, the black bear set fire to the extra parts, and then walked out with two crying baby girls, leaving behind the two of them in the room.

Outside, Guanyin Bodhisattva had already arrived and was waiting outside the house with a worried look on his face. The monkey was even more anxious and jumping up and down, unable to live in peace, so he almost climbed a tree.

Seeing the black bear come out, the monkey jumped over and asked, "Black bear, how are my master and junior brother?"

The black bear looked tired, wiped his forehead and said breathlessly: "Monkey, don't worry, your master and junior brother are fine now, but you'd better not go in and disturb them, let them have a good rest for a few days. Also, make more delicious food for them, don't eat radish and vegetables, it's not nutritious."

The monkey heard that his master and junior brother were fine, so he was really trustworthy and wanted to kneel down to thank Hei Bear, but Hei Bear quickly pulled him up from the ground and said, "You don't have to kneel down. If it weren't for the master, I wouldn't save them. Also, these two babies are the flesh and blood of your master and junior brother, and you have to take good care of them."

The monkey rushed over the two babies who were crying loudly, and was at a loss for a moment. The monkey grinned and couldn't coax the baby girl to quiet. She was anxious and turned around and blushed like his butt. Thinking about the mighty Monkey King, who was defeated by the two newborn babies today, making the black bear on one side laugh secretly.

Finally, the monkey who was forced to help turned his eyes to Guanyin Bodhisattva and asked for help, "Bodhisattva, we still have to go to the West to obtain scriptures. There are ghosts and monsters all the way, so we can't take these two children with us! And no one can take care of the children, so please ask the Bodhisattva to help us take care of these two children!"

Upon hearing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva also looked embarrassed. Although she was a daughter, she was not a material to take care of the children.

At this time, I happened to see the black bear hiding aside and secretly watching him joke. I immediately thought about it and turned to the black bear and said, "Idiot, since these two children were born by you, it means they are destined to be with you, so you can take care of them!"

"Ga~" Black bear widened his eyes. Why did it come to his head again? He doesn't like children either.

"Yes, yes! I just think these two children are destined to be with you. You see, they didn't cry in your arms just now." The monkey also said to the side.

The black bear immediately glared at the monkey, pointed at his arm and said, "Why didn't you see crying? Monkey, monkeys don't lie. Look, they wet my arms and said they didn't cry? And you are their relatives, so you should take care of them."

The monkey did not make any excuses this time. The black bear said it right. He is the relative of the child and should be taken care of by him. But they are going to the West to seek Buddhist scriptures. If they bring them with them, how can they ensure their safety?

He looked hesitant, but fortunately Guanyin Bodhisattva also saw the monkey's embarrassment and said, "Did you, Wukong and others have a heavy responsibility, so you should work harder!"

Seeing that the master spoke again, Black Bear did not dare to refute her face in front of outsiders, so he had to play a scoundrel and said in a very irresponsible tone: "Since you all don't worry, I have nothing to say. Anyway, it's convenient for us bears to raise cubs. We eat whatever we have and don't wear clothes, so we just have to let them follow us!"

After hearing what the black bear said, the two of them were hesitant, especially the monkey, thinking, why would they have to walk for more than ten years to go to the West to obtain scriptures? If they come back every time, they will see two junior sisters and niece climbing around the mountains, they won’t need his master at that time. The junior brother blames him and find a crooked tree to hang it.

The monkey immediately took back his hands that he had reached out, hugged the two babies tightly and took a few steps away from the dangerous figure of the black bear. He still looked at the black bear with caution, as if it was a very dangerous thing to be approached by the black bear.

However, the black bear was very happy by the monkey's nervous movements, and finally made the monkey feel scared and very happy.

But since the monkey is so nervous about these two babies, can I use it? Thinking of this, the black bear was calculating and laughed, "Forget it, monkey, just joke with you, is it necessary to be so nervous? Haha! Don't worry, leave the children to me, I promise to raise them so fat."

But the monkey obviously didn't believe the words of the Black Bear. He didn't dare to hand the child easily to the Black Bear if the two babies in his arms cried!

Seeing this, the black bear shrugged helplessly and said to the monkey: "What a stupid monkey! I can't take care of children, but I can find a nurse for them! Monkey, if you are not at ease, then go find a nurse with me. This is OK! Choose someone you are satisfied with."

The monkey didn't care about the black bear scolding him, but lowered his head and thought for a while, thinking that this was the best way at the moment, so he said, "Okay, then will we leave now?"

"Yeah!" The black bear rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't want them to starve to death, usually children will have to eat breastfeed after birth. You see, they cry non-stop, they may be hungry."

When the monkey heard the black bear say this, he quickly stuffed the child into her arms despite the opposition of Guanyin Bodhisattva, then pulled the black bear with a somersault and disappeared, leaving only the Bodhisattva clumsy to coax the child to sleep without the usual solemnity!

In the sky, the black bear and the monkey sat in the clouds. The monkey said with a distressed look: "Black bear, where do you think we are going to find a nurse?"

The old black bear god said: "I knew a banshee and happened to give birth, but it seemed that it was not enough for your junior sister and niece to eat, especially your junior niece. A nanny will definitely not be useful. If you are hungry, it will be difficult to explain to you, so we have to go elsewhere to find a few more nannys."

After thinking, Black Bear decided to put the baby girl in Hu Mei. If it were put in the South China Sea, the baby girl would not play the role they should have. Although he was very confused about the relationship between Hu Mei, the cheap lady, Black Bear didn't have to worry that she would betray him because of Hu Mei's Taoist vow.

"Yes, you must feed them full." The monkey nodded repeatedly and said.

The black bear said slowly again: "In fact, the best thing is to take care of the relatives themselves, but your situation is special, so you have to make a good summary. I don't know how long your master and apprentice will go to the West, but the education of this child seems to be taken care of by the nurse. Although the dragon gives birth to dragon and phoenix gives birth to phoenixes, and the mouse's son can dig holes, the environment is also very important, otherwise Meng's mother would not move three times. If the nurse doesn't choose correctly, if your master and junior brother do you blame it, it's hard for you to explain. By the way, monkey, what kind of nurse do you want to find!"

"Of course it's the best!" the monkey said without thinking.

"To be specific, what kind of nurse do you think is the best one?" Black bear continued to ask.

The monkey didn't understand these things. He thought that he was born with a stone monkey, and no one had ever taught him. This made him more and more lawless. In the end, he suffered a huge disaster and was crushed to the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years. But he also knew that if the nurse he was looking for really taught these two children the same as him, he would be happy, but his master and junior brother would definitely not give up with him!

The monkey smiled bitterly, scratched his head and said, "You know my birth, how can I understand this."

The black bear smiled and said, "Okay! I'll tell you about the conditions first. If you think you can, you nod your head. Understand?"

Seeing the monkey nodding, the black bear continued to say: "First, the nurse must be born strong, not obtained through acquired efforts, so that the babies fed will be healthier and stronger; Second, the nurse must have good tutors, and you don't want them to become girls, right?; Third, the nurse should be resourceful, and the children taught will not suffer easily; Fourth, the nurse should be knowledgeable, and the children should not be as vulgar as you grow up; Fifth, the nurse should be from a famous family. If the nurse has a low status, it is not worthy of these two children, right?"

The monkey was dizzy when he heard it. He never knew that there were so many things to pay attention to when choosing a nurse, but for the sake of his junior sister and niece, he kept nodding because he felt that it would be very beneficial for the child to master these things.
Chapter completed!