Chapter 71: I can’t scold you to death!

"Mr. Jun San, although the two masters are open and honest, they have seen through the victory or defeat, and they do not care about the gains and losses at this time and do not want to know you, but I want to ask, does Jun San, have the lower couplet? If there is an excellent lower couplet, please give it to us so that we can open our eyes." A scholar in Wenxing Academy stood up, obviously dissatisfied with losing this game.

"How come you are more hypocritical than Li Youran!"

Jun Moye looked at him in shock: "Please use your brain when thinking about things first, don't always think about problems! If you have a pair of upper couplets that I can match myself, will I take it out and make things difficult for others? Have you ever let the donkey kick him when you were a child? Why did you have such a fool like Wenxing Academy?"

"Oh, by the way, I think you are not only stupid, but also deaf, right? Before I asked the question, I said it was a question asked by someone else. No one can match it yet. I just borrowed it. Which ear did you hear was done by myself? I think you either don't have a head or have mold in your head! You actually care about me wanting the second couplet? You are so embarrassed to speak! Are Tianxing Academy so unreasonable and unreasonable? "

Not many people said this time when Mr. Jun spoke. After all, before the question was drawn, he had already stated that this couplet was not published by him, but was obtained from other places, which was clearly a difficult thing to use. At this moment, the scholar asked this question and wanted to save some face, but it was in vain and even more ridiculed by others!

The scholar suddenly blushed!

No one else had any idea, but Li Youran, who was on the other side, opened her eyes unexpectedly. What was going on with this person? Why did he involve himself again? What does it mean to "How come you are more hypocritical than Li Youran?"

Fuck, is this human word? Why am I hypocritical?

"As soon as the master admitted defeat, he turned his face and sent his disciples to slap? Is it so hard that Wenxing Academy can't afford to lose?" Jun Moye's voice was very loud, and he seemed to be full of energy. "If you really can't afford to lose, it doesn't matter if you give in. Although I am not a good person, I also know how to respect the elderly and the wise."

It turns out that you still know that you are not a good person? Everyone is rolling their eyes.

Are you as respectful to the elderly and the virtuous as you do? You are almost honoring the two old masters to the ground...

"Yan Feng, retreat! If you lose, you lose. There is no need to argue. Why bother with the gains and losses once and half? This is just the first game. Is there no chance to get it back with my Wenxing Academy?" Kong Lingyang shivered his lips and scolded his disciples sternly.

Without sticking to the gains and losses once and half, Mr. Kong was just happy at this time. This was not as simple as a defeat in a competition. This time he lost his master. In the past few years, the banquet of talented people in the Golden Autumn Festival may have won and lost each other. But at that time, it was held on the central island of Luoyue Lake, and His Majesty the Emperor was not present. But this time it was in the palace. Not only did His Majesty the Emperor be there, but there was no shortage of all the senior officials of the Empire, and the scale was many times larger than in previous years. He lost at this time...

Wouldn't it be extremely upset!

If the playboy whom Wenxing Academy hated the most in the past was the fat man Tang Yuan, now the fat man has retreated to second place, and the eldest young master Jun Rong and other places are the ones that will never be replaced for thousands of years. The old, middle-aged and young talents in Wenxing Academy hated Jun Wang to the bone...

"Haha, Teacher Kong is right. Yes, it's just a game of spending time when literati are bored. It truly reflects their talent and knowledge, and it is also poetry, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting..." Li Youran smiled calmly and said, "Is there no one who can compare with Mr. Jun?"

This sentence is very vicious!

If Wenxing Academy stops in front of the civil and military officials of the court, wouldn’t it mean that the entire academy believes that there is no skill that is comparable to Jun Moyejun’s great playboy? How can Wenxing Academy collapse this platform? How can he give up?

It was tense again in an instant.

I've seen it right. Li Youran is not at all kind-hearted! It turns out that he is a novice, and he is deliberately trying to use the swords of these old masters to force me to show his trump card.

Jun Moye's eyes turned, and he turned his head backwards. He saw that he was almost close to Dugu Xiaoyi's little mouth, then nodded and laughed confidently: "That's right, there are many people coming to Wenxing Academy this time, fortunately, we are full of talents! How can descendants of our major families be afraid? This young master and Youran jointly fought against Wenxing Academy. It is reported that no matter who wins and who loses, it will be a good story; Youran just now

The young master also said that he admired me in many aspects, haha, that is, I am better at it; in other words, I am much better than Li Youran, hehehe... everyone has heard it? So, if you can't even compare with Mr. Youran, then you don't need to find me! I am very busy, time is very expensive, and every moment, I earn tens of millions of taels of silver, so how can I afford it?"

These words were eliminated and fought back very beautifully. Not only did they tie all the children of aristocratic families to their own warships at once, they also pushed Li Youran out to be the number one scapegoat. It was a move that was both offensive and defensive and had no trace to be found.

Everyone looked at him with admiration, but the target was not to Jun Moye, but to Dugu Xiaoyi. Jun Moye turned his head, nodded, and then changed his attitude greatly. He even said such a saying of both offense and defense, and being able to move forward and retreat freely. No matter how a wooden man could have seen something wrong. If Dugu Xiaoyi had not given him a trick, it would have been a ghost! With such a bastard, how could he say such a skillful thing?

Besides, what this guy said just now was very unnatural, as if he was an endorsement, and there was no dirty word in a long passage! If it weren't for the human teachings, it would be too bizarre!

Seeing Jun Moye leaning down on the chair, closing his eyes, seeing his slutty look, he would not answer anything even if he asked him. The people in Wenxing Academy were powerless and had to turn to Li Youran: "In this way, Yu and others will ask Mr. Li for advice first."

Li Youran stood up with a smile and nodded slightly: "I am so honored." He actually didn't feel disgusted with being pushed out by Jun Moye.

To be honest, Jun Moye has won one game. No matter whether he wins or not, he wins, and Li Youran, who is consciously a pride of heaven, is not willing to be compared by him.

On the dragon throne, the Emperor's gaze passed by Li Youran intentionally or unintentionally, lowering his eyes, but the light fell on Jun Moye and Dugu Xiaoyi, with an unfathomable look inside.

"Since you have already matched your partner, and you heard Mr. Li's Youran flute famous all over the world, how about our music? The golden sound is shining, and I would like to ask Mr. Youran for advice." A scholar walked out slowly and saluted the emperor and the bigwigs first, and then turned to Li Youran. He was calm in his movements, gently holding a jade flute made of white jade in his hand.

"Young Master Jin Yin's music is famous all over the world, how can Youran compare? There is no need to compete in this game, I will admit defeat." Li Youran smiled bitterly. This was not Li Youran deliberately admit defeat. At this grand event, Young Master Li wanted to show off. After all, this is in front of the emperor of this dynasty. If he can leave a good impression in front of the emperor of this dynasty, no matter what he does in the future, he will achieve twice the result with half the effort.

But Jin Yinzhen is really a strong enemy, and an unmatchable enemy! He has a good reputation for his flute skills. At the age of fifteen, he was already famous in the mainland, but he could compare with his artwork and half-tongued style? Wenxing Academy sent him to win a game and lay a solid foundation for the situation where both sides are not able to decide the winner. Next, it is the real tough battle.

"Haha, Mr. Moye and I were each one of them. You Ran was ashamed of this game, and he was not as good as others, so he was willing to admit defeat." Li Youran said without changing his expression, "It's Mr. Moye's turn to you in the next game. You Ran wants to wish you a victory in the third young master's flag."

Jun Moye, I said Damn! This guy didn't even compete, so he just gave in. This is too much... If I were me, even if the other party was so powerful, I would have to yell at a pop song in my throat. I would rather be beaten to death than be scared to death.

The banquet of talented men in the golden autumn is usually caused by provocations between the two sides, and then it will be completed from poetry, lyrics, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, to governing the country, resettlement of people's livelihood, external strategies, etc. until all the arts are perfect.

At present, under Jun Moye's lies, two factions of confrontation have finally formed, but both the smell of gunpowder and the fierce attitude of confrontation have far exceeded those in previous years. Anyone who has participated in the Golden Autumn Talent Banquet can clearly feel this. Only Master Jun and Fatty Tang, two guys who have truly participated in the competition for the first time, have no such knowledge.

Of course I have participated in it before, but it was about picking up girls, which is not the same as at this time...

Next, it was a lyrics. Sun Chenghe, the Minister of Rites, discussed with everyone for a while, and finally decided to make a question on the spot, and then both sides wrote poems, competed on the spot, judged the advantages and disadvantages, and decided the winner.

"This time, the poem is about knowledge. Please give both sides a certain candidate." Sun Chenghe looked at Jun Moye, shook his head, obviously he had already decided the winner in his heart, and sighed.

Jun Moye had no intention of winning, so he just passed by just a fight.

Another talented man in blue stood up, but after hearing the introduction, he was called Qin Qiushi; just by this name, you can imagine how passionate Qin Qiushi's parents were about fame and fortune...

"Please give me advice, Mr. Qin frowned and thought hard, and after about half of the incense stick, he cleared his throat and said loudly.

The eunuch holding the pen was prepared, lifting his wrist and hanging his elbow, and concentrating his mind to wait for Qin Qiushi to speak, and he would record the whole process.

"Come to climb the mountain of books and climb to the sky,

Dare to cross the sea of ​​learning to watch the tide of anger;

Why do you need to be diligent in your heart?

The road to climbing the stars is not far away;

I wish to put this life on the country,

How to cast the rainbow bridge with passionate blood;

If you can make progress in this life,

Live up to the wolves' hair today."

Qin Qiushi was indeed extraordinary. He had to have only half a stick of incense and actually wrote a seven-character poem. Although the artistic conception was not high, the parallelism was quite steadily stable, which could be regarded as a top work. In particular, it not only explained the attitude of learning, but also vaguely expressed the pride of serving the country and the lofty ambition to show its skills.

After the eunuch handed over the copying, he respectfully handed the poem to His Majesty the Emperor to look at it. After the emperor glanced at Qin Qiushi, his face remained silent, and waved his hand to ask all the civil officials to circulate it. All the ministers nodded and praised him. These people were all talented, but they thought that if they were in the same position and under huge pressure, they would not be able to be better than this one.

Jun Moye applauded. "My man is willing to give up the disadvantage, he is willing to give up the disadvantage, he is too fast; he is quick gunman..."

"Thank you, Mr. Jun, for your praise. My young master is a little talented and knowledgeable. I am making Mr. Jun laugh with all your seniors," Qin Qiushi could understand the mystery in his words and said humbly: "I would like to ask Mr. Jun to give me advice; I am waiting for Mr. Gong to listen to Mr. Jun's masterpiece."

Tang Yuan suddenly laughed. After laughing for a while, he seemed to be unable to control himself. He held his big belly and his face twitched and his whole body was cramped. It seemed that he was about to lose his life. Tang Yuan had been influenced by Jun Da Jun for a while and had already become more and more arrogant. Others may not understand the misunderstanding of Jun Da Jun's words, but the fat man could hear clearly and understand how not to laugh...

Everyone who didn't understand the mysterious ones despise them very much: This fat man is really unkind. You and Jun Moye are in the same group. At this moment, he is so gloating when he sees him making a fool of himself! This character is really despised.

"Young Master Jun is very talented, how can you admit defeat? This is absolutely impossible. You have to recite a poem and everyone will evaluate it." Han Zhidong just now jumped out and waved the flag and shouted, and he had to let Jun Moye make a big ugly.

"Does Mr. Jun disdain to compete with me?" Mei Gaojie's old eyes rolled and said in a stern manner: "It's not a bad idea to do this kind of study..."

"Jun San Shao is a martial arts family, and it is inevitable that he is not literary... it is inevitable." A talented man from Wenxing Academy laughed, full of complacent pleasure. Seeing Jun Moye make a fool of himself, he was very pleased. "It is also an unexpected thing to admit defeat. Do you think it is surprising?"

As soon as this statement was spoken, it was like an excellent cold joke. Those who wanted to laugh but didn't want to laugh, all laughed loudly, and the laughter was full of mockery.

Actually, I really look down on you!

Of course Jun Moye would not say this sentence, but since you have to ask for scolding, and they are so urgent, I would be sorry for you if I don’t scold you hard...

Jun Moye snorted coldly and agreed with a sigh: "Since everyone is so full of enthusiasm, the young master is disrespectful and feels guilty. However, when doing academic research... I have never done it before, so I will not write poems according to the title. Just recite a poem and listen to everyone's fun."

"Speak a poem casually? Mr. Jun is really a talented person. His every move has become a poem. I admire him, admire him." It was Han Zhidong again. Since his couplet lost, he hated Jun Moye. If it weren't for Jun Moye, how could he be so embarrassed? If he lost his future, it would be like Jun Moye who ruined his life!

Now that he has the opportunity to take revenge, how can he let it go? At this moment, he is no longer venting his anger for the victory or defeat of Wenxing Academy, but for his own selfishness.

"The...talented man from Wenxing Academy..." Jun Moye tilted his head and smiled, and suddenly said meaningfully: "...Is it all like this... character? Why do I think it is not as good as a playboy who bullies men and women and acts in all kinds of evil? Is such a person the Wenxing Academy going to recommend to the rising star of the empire? I don't understand, if such a mind is in charge of the party... will he be a groom every day and a bride every night?"

His words were said lightly, as if they were purely unintentional words, and they seemed to be cursing on the spot. However, the speaker was unintentional and the listener was intentional. His Majesty suddenly had a flash of light in his eyes, his face changed, and he immediately began to ponder.

The big guys were also stunned and thoughtful.

At this moment, everyone thought of the golden autumn banquet for talented people over the years, Wenxing Academy's desire to win seemed a little too strong...

Suddenly, after everyone's eyes were pondering, they turned to Jun Moye. Was this guy unintentional? Or was he deliberately pointing it out?

When I saw it, I was suddenly disappointed. This girl’s current image is so... so vulgar!

After saying that, Jun Moye frowned and slowly walked out of the seat, tilted his neck and was still staggered, looking extremely coquettish, and he didn't know what he had just said. Eighth Master stepped out in a very natural way, lifting his hips, twisting his waist, and taking steps, as if front and back, as if back and forward, one hand was behind his back, and the other hand was trembling in front of his chest as if it was electric shocked. The movements were dull, but they were quite smooth, strange and chic.

If any person on earth saw it, he would immediately recognize it: this is the famous work of Michael Jackson who started with his eight-character step: Space Step, Mechanical Step! These two unique skills are combined into one and finally appear in another world!

If anyone knows the goods, they will scream and cheer immediately: Look at the shaking hands, it is really electric shock, look at the neck stammer, it is so awesome, look at these steps, wow! This is simply possessed by Michael Jackson’s soul!

Unfortunately, these knives from other worlds do not know how to appreciate art. Jun Da Shao has the feeling of being charming for the blind man to see. He is not appreciated. But I am about to curse him, so what image he still cares about? Naturally, the worse the better! I don’t expect these people to help me. If I don’t scold you today, I won’t go back yet!

Looking at the expressions of everyone in the hall as if they saw a fool, everyone felt very unbearable to see it: Jun Zhantian's grandson is really a living treasure, how could the Jun family have such a treasure come out? Silently...

At this moment, Jun Da Shao twisted his waist and made a standard over-electric action. He raised his right hand on his head like cramps, made an orchid finger, snapped his fingers, and covered his left hand on his belly. His waist moved forward and backward, swinging, and his eyes were floating around.

I have to admit that if these movements were placed in the world of Master Jun’s previous life, these are genuine and super difficult masterpieces of dance skills. They would never be able to do without a very deep foundation. As for why Master Jun can do it... the reason is very simple. As long as you have the skills like Master Jun, you can do it easily...

But in the eyes of these super difficult and artistic high-level movements, everyone directly thinks of bed movements, even women are no exception. Seeing the high-speed swaying of the lower body of this girl, it is really... so unbearable!

"I have it..." Jun Moye screamed strangely as if moaning. The princesses and talented ladies in the hall were all blushing and cursing, "This guy is so vulgar and shameless! He is actually teasing me in front of so many people......

Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes were blazing fire, Princess Lingmeng's pretty face turned pale, and both women had a desire: immediately press this guy/Dengtuzi to the ground and beat him up! It was so embarrassing! It was simply an indecent habit!

"I want to talk to me,

Not pretty,

Don't tell me love,

I'm too bad.

Don't be obsessed with me,
To be continued...