Chapter 7 I'm Sorry, I'm Dead(1/2)
"...You are truly my sister."
"That's not true." Chen Siwen raised her chin: "Who makes me the younger brother?"
"You are a younger brother..."
Chen Yu is sad.
Just this one pill, at least two Hongta Shanbai smoked...
"Sister, even if you have money in the future, don't buy these things for me."
Chen Siwen squinted: "Have you given up on yourself?"
Chen Yu: "I want to get into college on my own."
Chen Siwen: "Do you still have the strength?"
[Suffering psychological damage: Spirit +2]
Chen Yu: "...continue."
Chen Siwen: "Which university is bankrupt and would like you?"
[Suffering psychological damage: Spirit +1]
Chen Yu: "Continue."
Chen Siwen: "...No more."
Chen Yu immediately ridiculed: "Is Guizhou Donkey's skills exhausted? Is this the level?"
Picking up the bowl, Chen Siwen continued to eat and said while chewing: "Just wait a few more days and let me think about the dirty talk..."
"It's impossible to wait a few days." Chen Yu took a glass of water, gargled the medicinal smell in his mouth, and said with pretense of regret: "I won't be able to go home for the next month."
Hearing this, Chen Siwen froze.
Mother Chen on the side quickly asked: "Why?"
"I know you don't want to leave me. I don't want to leave you either. But the head teacher asked me to live in his dormitory to practice for the next month."
"Then...that means I won't be able to see you for a month?" Chen Siwen put down her bowl and chopsticks in a daze.
"Yes." Chen Yu nodded repeatedly: "How about you call my head teacher and refuse this matter?"
"I can't see you for a month... This is a good thing!" Chen Siwen's eyes sparkled: "Why refuse? Mom! Give me another bowl of rice!"
Chen Yu: "..."
[Suffering psychological damage: Spirit +5]
Mother Chen took the bowl, glared at Chen Siwen fiercely, and then looked at Chen Yu: "Xiaoyu, you haven't spent the night outside since you were a child. Mom must talk to your class teacher about this and call him
Give me."
"Okay!" Chen Yu was overjoyed. He immediately took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of the head teacher: "Mom values love, so my 'only' sister will give it to you for free."
Taking the phone and putting it to her ear, Mother Chen looked serious and waited for the other end of the phone to connect.
"beep--"
"beep--"
"Hello, who are you?"
"I am Chen Yu's mother." Chen's mother tongue slowly rose in tone.
"Oh, hello, hello." The head teacher's voice came from the receiver.
"I heard from my Chen Yu that he will live in your dormitory from now on?"
"Yes. Chen Yu is a very motivated kid and wants to learn well. I'm going to tutor him one-on-one."
Chen Yu clenched his fists at the side and encouraged in a low voice: "Reject him! Reject him! Reject him..."
"Then..." Mother Chen straightened her chest, held the phone with both hands, and bowed slightly: "Then I'll trouble you, teacher."
Chen Yu: "?"
Chen's mother: "My child is stupid, please worry about it. If he doesn't study hard, you will beat him hard!"
Chen Yu: "??"
Mother Chen: "We will pack his luggage tonight. Well, don't worry, his bedroom will be unpacked tomorrow so that he can study with you in peace of mind."
Chen Yu: "???"
Mother Chen: "You care so much about my family, Chen Yu. How can we, as parents, not cooperate? Thank you so much..."
Chen Yu: "..."
Chen Siwen: "Red and hot, in a trance, roaring, hahaha, cough, cough, cough..."
[Psychological damage: Spirit +8]
…
He returned to the bedroom with a straight face, took off his coat, and found Chen Yu lying on the bed in a "tai" shape, motionless.
"It's so hard for me..."
"this home."
"It's okay not to wait!"
[During laziness: Vitality +1]
[During laziness: Vitality +2; Health +1]
[During laziness: Vitality +1...]
I do not know how long it has been.
Chen Yu, who wanted to just drift off to sleep, suddenly sat up and covered his "bulging" belly.
"I haven't eaten for a day..."
"I can't bear it anymore."
After leaving the bedroom and walking into the kitchen, Chen Yu grabbed a piece of cold pork ribs and ate them hungrily.
[Eating: Hunger +6]
[Eating: Hunger +9]
"Gulu."
After swallowing another mouthful of cold rice, Chen Yu lamented: "Heaven..."
At this time, Chen's mother in the master bedroom heard the noise and walked out in a daze, yawning: "Xiaoyu... what are you doing?"
"Eat something."
"If you don't eat at night, you must be hungry!"
"No, I'm too full..."
A few minutes later.
After eating a plate of ribs and two bowls of rice, Chen Yu finally felt hungry.
After putting away the dishes and holding his hungry stomach, he returned to the bedroom and lit a cigarette with an expressionless face.
"hiss."
[Invaded by malignant gas: Strength +14]
[Invaded by malignant gas: Lung health +1; Constitution +1; Immunity +1]
"call……"
"..."
"..."
"well……"
After smoking a cigarette, Chen Yu chewed the butt directly.
[Eating poison: Strength +52; Stomach health +4; Physical health +3; Constitution +3; Kidney health +5...]
Chen Yu: "..."
[Psychological damage: Mental +1]
[Psychologically healed: Spirit -1]
At this time, he didn't know whether he should be happy or sad...
Without feeling sleepy, Chen Yu silently took out the "Switch" console from the drawer and played Animal Crossing.
Maybe only the world in the game is normal...
[During laziness: Vitality +1]
To be continued...