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Chapter 883 Superheroes who are not superheroes (2)

Dangdangdangdang!

This weird guy looks like I am the protagonist, and he sets off the stage in front of the three of them. He even doesn't know where a lot of lights pop up to him, covering him, putting him under the light, and completely becomes the focus of this dark building. [((

Seeing his appearance, Yi Xiao couldn't help but hold his forehead a little.

"Loki..." he murmured in a low voice, "I believe now that the universe is Korean. Maybe the entire Asgard is Korean. If you see another person turning into a green look, he will definitely go crazy."

Originally, I had a little premonition at first, but now when I saw this guy's exaggerated body movements, personality, and almost weird abilities, Yi Xiao was finally sure.

This is Loki, the god of mischief, to be precise, his mask.

A very old movie, which seems to be called "Disguise Bizarre or something. Yi Xiao remembers watching it himself, but he was just bored while in the waiting room of the hospital and watched it on the TV hanging there.

I don’t have many impressions in my memory, but now when I think about it, the ability of this mask is extremely weird and exaggerated.

There is almost no upper limit on the attack power, and it is endless, and it seems to be immortal. The most important thing is that it is extremely easy to get started. If you remember correctly, the mask floated in the river and was picked up by an ordinary bank cashier named Stanley.

The way to use is also very simple. Just wear it on, and there are no side effects at all, because you can take it off at any time according to your own wishes, but after wearing it, you will become more like to do pranks.

The only downside may be that it only works at night.

But this mask can definitely be said to be the best equipment for novices. Ordinary people have become the best companion for level heroes. They are also very capable. They can not only survive the novice period, but also wear it to the full level.

Because even Yi Xiao is now, he dare not underestimate the power of a god easily.

Compared to the one who can start out of control with another novice gift package, Loki's mask is obviously safer. Even if it loses control, it will become back in the morning. The only question is probably whether Loki's divine power still exists after the world is converted.

However, seeing Stanley standing in front of him at this time, it was obvious that Loki's power was still useful.

I just don’t know whether it is because of the mask itself or finding a world where there are traces of God’s existence.

Wait... Why do I think about these things? This is not the style I should have. Yi Xiao forced himself to correct himself from the wrong path. It is all because of this damn guy on the other side who brought him into the ditch.

And I actually met the plot characters who summoned the sub-world in the sub-world. This is really... I saw the ghost!

At this time, Stanley also put on his pose and attracted enough gaze and lights. He bowed gracefully again, then pinched his throat and said, "Loki, no no, no, you can call me Stanley. It's very rude to forget the name of a great stage star."

"Is Stanley..." Yi Xiao smiled gracefully, then took out a voodoo doll with his hands.

The magic wand was gently waved, and ancient magic patterns representing the meaning of Stanley were floating in the air. The magic patterns were controlled by Yi Xiao's magic wand and gathered on the voodoo doll.

Then Yi Xiao threw the voodoo doll under his feet and stretched out his magic wand.

"Bang!"

The doll emitted a burst of white smoke, and was then blown to pieces by Yi Xiao, leaving only some fragments split into pieces on the ground.

Yi Xiao looked at Stanley with his eyes and found that the green monster did not die directly because of the curse of the voodoo doll, but this did not surprise Yi Xiao.

"Oh, what did you do to me?" Stanley suddenly pinched his throat, and his body exploded from the inside out as if he had swallowed a bomb. The smell of repeated smoke came out from the surface of his body.

"Ah...I...my body..." Stanley was standing there shaking, and even her clothes turned into a mental hospital uniform.

Yi Xiao rolled his eyes and had no intention of watching him continue to perform. He grabbed Meji and Lai Rui and prepared to leave this place of trouble first. Anyway, his ability is useless during the day, so he just needs to avoid this evening.

But just as Yi Xiao grabbed the two of them, Stanley suddenly became energetic, and his clothes suddenly changed again, becoming exactly the same as Yi Xiao, and then the whole building ran around like chicken blood.

It seemed as if it turned into a whirlwind, so fast that it could not see his face clearly.

Cross, Taoist talismans, chicken blood, garlic, Christmas Eve biscuits... A whole lot of messy things were pasted by him, and the whole wall was covered with.

"Okay, finally got it done..." Stanley's figure suddenly appeared again, leaning against the wall and gasping for breath. His tongue drooped like a dog, and even like a cartoon character, his tongue directly touched the ground.

With his green head and face, it didn't look weird, but it was a bit funny.

"I can do magic, too." Stanley transformed himself, put on a pointed wizard hat, and then skillfully threw sixteen apples in his hand and said, "You can't leave now."

Yi Xiao frowned and secretly sensed the existence of space energy. It has indeed become very thin. Too hell, Yi Xiao cursed inwardly. Loki's prank mask has such a weird ability.

So there is no way... Then do it.

In the SUV in the distance, Brian bit the sandwich while holding a special telescope and observing carefully. After he felt that the green monster was no less weird than Yi Xiao, he couldn't help but exclaim, "The horror story you wrote this time is really good. What is it?"

"You've seen this disguised weirdo." Although he was very upset with this guy Brian, Stan still hummed. While eating hamburgers, he began to explain, "This is my favorite movie back then, and his imagination is fantastic."

"So I adapted it. The mask of the God of Prank is still picked up by Stanley, but this time it's not just a simple fight against the bad guys, but a story about him wandering in various story books and turning into a hero."

"Our world is a storybook inside, and it's the first story Stanley experienced."

"Of course, there will be no heroes with goosebumps, because at the end, Stanley appeared, and the world he was in... was actually just a story book."

"The storybook you wrote?" Brian asked vaguely, biting the sandwich.

"You understand this way, that's right." Stan shrugged.

However, compared to the relaxed communication between the two, Ferchart and Meggy were not so relaxed. They looked at the black building with some concern, because they had learned from the communication between Brian and Stan that Meggy was in that building at that time.

It's best to be able to defeat that guy and snatch Meji back, but... what to do with Meji's voice.

At this time, Yi Xiao was standing in front of Meiji, watching Stanley playing with her constantly playing with her apples.

Squeezing his inner dissatisfaction, Yi Xiao said softly, "Hey, green guy, are you planning to turn this place into your dress-up party."

The magic wand in his hand flashed, and sixteen apples had been shattered by Yi Xiao in the air.

Stanley screamed, picked up his head and started running away with his head. Although Yi Xiao knew that he was pretending, he was still a little angry by his behavior.

The sharp spell was like a sharp blade, constantly shooting towards Stanley running around.

But he was like eyes on his back. Facing Yi Xiao’s spell, he could always avoid it at the last moment and even after hiding for a few times, he could still play tricks gracefully.

Just like a character in a cartoon, in order to avoid Yi Xiao's spell, he could pull his crotch under his head and bend his waist to the side at 90 degrees. In the end, it seemed like it turned into a Stanley acrobatic performance.

Seeing this, Yi Xiao stopped the curse.

"Apart from disguising, are you the only thing left to dodge?"

"Okay." Stanley stopped after hearing this, then hugged his hands together, pressed them on his chin, and said sincerely to Yi Xiao, "I won't hide this time..."

Before he finished speaking, a huge trajectory cannon, thick as a man, suddenly appeared in Yi Xiao's hand. The trajectory cannon was ferocious and full of roughness. It was a strong wild aura that looked quite in line with the style of the Iron-blooded warrior civilization.

This is one of the trajectory cannons that Yi Xiao removed from the broken iron-blooded spacecraft. After Yi Xiao successfully debugged it, it has been placed in the shadow.

Indeed, he has always regarded himself as a wizard, and this power also comes from the deepest potential of human beings, but it does not mean that technology is useless. The second world is the product of the peak of technology. Even the current earth also originates from the biosphere project. How can we underestimate the power of technology?

A red light radiated from the inside of the trajectory cannon, but the entire process of charging the power has not taken a second to fire. The shells with dazzling light have already been shot out.

Even Stanley had only had time to be stunned, "Oh..." he said dumbly.

"Si——!"

The next moment, the dazzling light lit up most of New York City. Two large pots of cannonballs passed directly through the building, running to the distance, passing through an incandescent light in the air, and finally falling into the water.

"Bang!" The huge wave set off more than five meters high, directly flooding the buildings near the waters. Fortunately, the explosion range was at the junction of the waterway and could not cause a tsunami, otherwise it would not have been flooded with such a little bit.

Nebrian, who bit the sandwich's mouth, also stopped and opened it unconsciously, "I'm really a ghost..." he murmured, "Isn't this guy a wizard? Is there anything like a star wizard?"

Then the next moment, he yelled in a hurry, "Contact Berica quickly and find someone to take the blame, otherwise the news will not be suppressed!"

"Also, all the staff retreat! Continue to push the alert range back fifty meters... Forget it, this distance is useless, so don't move."

Not to mention the movement outside, even Meiji and Lai Rui on the floor were blinded by the trajectory cannon that Yi Xiao suddenly took out, and were squatting there and rubbing his eyes.

This is the interstellar weapon of the Iron Blood Clan, and it is completely incomparable to those small broken shoulder cannons.

But when Yi Xiao's eyes fell on Stanley again, it was revealed that this guy was still not dead, but there was a big hole in his body...

"Oh...my stomach is gone..." he said, pointing to his empty body.

Stanley was penetrated by the trajectory cannon, and his entire abdomen was destroyed by the scorching energy, and a round hole was burned into his body, leaving only the edges as delicate as silk and connected together.

Of course, for normal people, he is already dead, and only Stanley can live like a cartoon character to persevere.

So he put his broken body on his face and changed into another set of clothes.

"My belly is gone, how can I enjoy my food?" He put on a set of chef's clothes, a bunch of chopping boards popped up around him, and then turned around and took out a box of hamburgers from the microwave.

His mouth widened exaggeratedly, and then swallowed it in one bite, but the next moment, the hamburger fell out of the big hole in his body.

"I feel sorry for you." Yi Xiao put away the trajectory cannon and said, "But I really feel that we don't have much to fight."

The ability of this green monster is almost unsolvable. I am afraid that only fairy tale magic that is unreasonable can be dealt with. But obviously, Yi Xiao has only had one fairy tale magic that he has come into contact with, and the others are just sleeping spells. The pirated magic simulated by using energy magic, and even the existence of fairy tale magic is Yi Xiao's speculation.

But upon hearing this, Stanley's face turned apart and changed into a vicious expression and voice.

"No, you Mr. Stanley hasn't made a move yet." He turned into a mafia and shouted, "Come and taste Stanley's anger!"

He instantly took out two hunting rifles from behind like a cowboy, and pointed them at Yi Xiao.

Meggie and Larry, “…”

"So." Yi Xiao looked at him calmly.

Stanley's face was exaggerated and pulled it into a long strip, then said, "Sorry, I'm sorry, I took it wrong." He put two long shotguns back into his pocket, and then took out two guns from behind again.

“This time it’s.”

There were still two long-bottle shotguns, but with Stanley's hand swing, there were two submachine guns next to them. Then Stanley's hand swung again, and two more bazooka were added.

Then the next moment, a lot of things popped out between the gaps between the guns, Patriot missiles, chainsaws, rockets, explosive packs, atomic bombs, tank barrels, etc., and then they all pointed at the three people.

"Hahahaha!" Stanley exclaimed with a rampant laugh, "The performance is beginning!"
Chapter completed!
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