Chapter 48: Tuwozi
"Brother Big Bird, I can't tell you are quite good at picking up girls. When will you show off your tricks so that we can see them."
When Shi Wan'er left, Xi Weifeng ran over again. Seeing Cai Hongming looking at Shi Wan'er's graceful figure, his eyes were almost protruding, and he couldn't help but tease.
"Since it's a trick, do you think I'll spread it?" Cai Hongming said angrily.
"Come on! If you can, you will be really awesome. The white yak I wished was almost blown to the sky by you. Just your two moves, it's okay to deceive the kindergarten girl. If you want to pick up girls, you have to learn from me. Don't you know that we are the saint of Gulang?" Xi Weifeng shook his long hair on his forehead in a handsome manner, and said coquettishly.
Cai Hongming glanced at him and said lightly: "Love Saint, I see birds and beasts. Have you forgotten the fact that you were splashed with water when you were studying?"
"Everyone said that it was a misunderstanding, okay?" Xi Wei said furiously.
That time I was really unlucky and didn't look at the days when I went out.
That day he went out to find a friend and met a girl on the way. She was so desperate that she was just the same way, and he followed her wherever she went. Coincidentally, the girl happened to be a girl from the school and knew him, and knew that he was a bad guy who was specialized in bullying people in the school. She thought he was going to do something bad to her, so she was nervous all the way.
Walk through a street, three stores, five bends, and then turn into an alley.
When the girl saw him still following him, she immediately started jogging in panic. After a while, she ran to a room in front.
He happened to find a friend who lived here, so he went to knock on the door. Unexpectedly, before knocking on the door, the door opened itself, and then a bucket of cold water poured on his head. Before that, he saw the girl first hitting him with a stick as thick as an arm, and shouting, "Bare you bastard to death, beat you bastard to death..."
Fortunately, his family heard the sound and ran out to stop the girl who was preparing to commit violence in time, otherwise he would have been beaten to death by the girl.
But even so, he was still bruised after being hit by a few strokes. However, he was very familiar with his brother and was not easy to pursue, so he had to admit his unluckyness. Later, this matter somehow spread to the school, and it was said that he was beaten to pick up girls and was beaten at someone's house. His lungs were so angry that he almost exploded. If he did this, he would admit it, but unfortunately he was not. He was really more unjust than Dou E, and he felt that it was almost June snow.
People who are familiar with him always like to talk about it when they encounter picking up girls, and it has almost become a classic example of teaching by example.
Xi Weifeng was immune to these people's words, and ignored Cai Hongming's teasing, and said, "Brother Big Bird, we will go to a picnic and make a dirt nest in a few days, will you go?"
"Don't go." Cai Hongming said with a slash of gold.
The earthen nests mentioned by Xi Weifeng were like the tribute potatoes in southern Fujian. They dug a hole below and then built a dirt kiln or a nest with dried pieces of soil on it. However, the soil nests they wanted to pay tribute were potatoes, and the sweet potatoes in southern Fujian were sweet potatoes. When talking about this, he had to complain. Every time he went to a picnic, these birds except for making tribute potatoes in the soil nests, they went to the stream not far from the forest to fish for sand loaches that were only the size of a little finger and about ten centimeters long to come back to cook soup, and he wanted to vomit.
He didn't understand what delicious potatoes were, and these people even went to pay tribute to potatoes every time.
So he didn't go there once. After eating potatoes, he came back and farted all day long, and it smelled like potatoes. His grandma was a bear.
"I really won't go. We got a dog this time and planned to cook there." Xi Weifeng understood his thoughts and tempted him.
"Really, what color?" Cai Hongming was a little moved. Eating dog meat this way is undoubtedly a very enjoyable thing.
“Black.”
"It's not a pug, right?"
"Don't worry, it's a native dog."
"Okay, call me then." Cai Hongming finally couldn't help but tempt and nodded.
"Well, but I agreed, you can deal with that dog."
There are several recipes for cooking meat in Cai Hongming’s family. After eating them, they can strengthen the body, nourish yin and yang, so he came to him, and the same was true for the beef last time.
"Yes, but you have to kill it and cut it into pieces, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with it at that time. You have to prepare a big pot to cook."
"Know."
The two made an appointment, and Xi Weifeng continued to go back and eat with the group of friends.
Cai Hongming was free and saw that there was a customer who added food, so he went to help. While busy, he looked at Shi Wan'er. She happened to see her, and her eyes were facing each other, as if a thread of love was slowly lingering in her heart.
It is the time to go public now, and more people are busy. Seeing that the little fat man is too busy. After Cai Hongming finished his work, he went over to help with the kebabs.
After baking, I looked up and saw the little brat who hit him last time was held in her arms by her mother. There was a man next to her, as if her father and several people were walking slowly towards this side.
"Dad, this bad uncle often bullies me." When he got closer, he heard Yaya pointing at him and accusing her father.
"Why did I bully you? I remember that last time it seemed you hit me." Cai Hongming said.
"That was when you pretended to be a puppy and wanted to bite me, so I hit you. Last time you were in your sister's shop, you had to grab my golden cudgel into mud, and you also hit my little butt. Dad, he is a bad guy."
"Okay, Yaya, he is my father's friend. If you want to call him uncle in the future, you must not be polite or not." Yaya's father said.
"It seems to be uncle?" Cai Hongming corrected that he was one year older than him. The man in front of him was Gu Lixian, a man from the town and a junior high school classmate. Later, he married his wife and moved to the city to sell tea. He hadn't seen him for a while.
"It seems to be one year older than me." Gu Lixian smiled, looked at the barbecue stall, and said, "It looks like the business is good."
"It's OK. Aren't you selling tea in the city? Why do you come back when you have time?"
"The store rents there and the business is not good. I think our store rents here are cheaper and the environment is not worse than that there, so I moved back. Even if I can't sell it, it's not your dad. I remember your dad drinks a lot of tea every month."
"That must be good tea, and it's cheap, otherwise you don't want to sell it to him."
"Auntie, auntie."
As the two were talking, they suddenly heard Yaya wave to the front. Cai Hongming turned his head and saw Shi Wan'er coming gracefully. At this time, he remembered that he seemed to hear Yaya call Aunt Shi Wan'er in the bakery. It turned out that "If you have an aunt, you will have a nephew", and they are not easy to mess with.
"Auntie, auntie."
Yaya struggled in her mother's arms and asked Shi Wan'er to hug her. Her mother Shi Xiaoying had no choice but to let Shi Wan'er take over.
Yaya obviously kissed her aunt more than her mother. As soon as Shi Wan'er was carried over, she lay in her ear and whispered, while she was also alert to Cai Hongming. She didn't have to listen, and knew that it was not good things. She didn't know what to say, but she actually made Shi Wan'er giggle.
Seeing Cai Hongming looking over curiously, Shi Wan'er couldn't help but glared at him and said, "You should be beaten like this."
Well, needless to say, I must be talking about the incident of slapping him at the bus stop that time.
Chapter completed!