【Chapter 879】 Your Majesty's crotch is open
Yangping Pass is still calm, with green grass under the city and people are cut off.
The order in the pass was in full swing, the Yizhou army was guarding the pass, and the Hanzhong army ensured the supply of food, grass and supplies, which complemented each other.
The Xiliang Army camp twenty miles away was closed, and the camp was practicing normally every day. From time to time, war horses were neighing and soldiers were crying out with sweat during training.
Since the night attack and attacking the city, for half a month, the Xiliang army has not made any movement except for normal training, and does not advance or retreat. It seems that it intends to station troops here for a long time, which has caused great suffering to the Yizhou army, which strictly guards the pass.
Just as the Xiliang Army and the Yizhou Army were confronting each other, far away from the jungle outside Hangu Pass, there were hundreds of "hunters" wearing leaves and covered in animal skins climbing in the jungle with their waists. The group was not moving fast, but they were better at their steady steps. Every time they landed, they were down-to-earth and steady, and seemed to be very experienced masters who drilled into the forest.
It was early August, midsummer, the sun was so hot that it felt very hot when shining on the body, and it was full of enthusiasm and sweating. Most people dare not try it easily.
The scorching sun hangs in the sky, and the jungle becomes more and more stuffy, just like making soup with low heat, which is very uncomfortable.
In addition, there are heavy rainstorms in the middle of the night, lightning and roaring winds, causing the jungle to "crack" sounds, and even towering trees are struck by lightning from time to time. The scene is extremely terrifying. Hundreds of people who are drilling into the forest died under the branches of lightning and lightning. The death is extremely miserable, shocking, and really terrifying.
The lightning and lightning at night are rising and the sun shines during the day, causing a gust of cold wind and heat wave deep in the jungle where there is no sunshine. Sometimes it is cold and sometimes hot, and it always tests the human will to survive.
What is even more unbearable is that after the heavy rain, mosquitoes flooded under the shade of trees, and the "buzzing" sounds lingered in my ears day and night, making people feel upset and inexplicably irritable.
This kind of ghost weather is not a place for people to stay in the depths of the jungle that covers the clouds. People in the jungle either take care of their own hardships or seek hardships; or they have other intentions and have great plans. Only in this way can someone endure such hardships; because the old saying goes: Only when you endure hardships can you become the best person!
But this old saying is easy to say. In fact, it is really bitter, full of bitterness, snot and tears!
As noon approached, the group finally climbed up the ridge from the mountain stream. It was the first time in half a month that saw the sun. The natural sense of intimacy and excitement were indescribable.
"Husband, please wipe your sweat. There is still some clear water in the water bag. I have kept it for you." A woman in a gray-black silk skirt sitting next to "Hou Dong" handed over the handkerchief. While whispering softly, she untied the water bag around her waist and handed it to him.
On the other side of Dong Hou, there was also a pretty girl sitting next to Dong Hou. She was obviously very different with Dong Hou. It was just that the huge gap in status caused completely different treatments. She actually wanted to care about Dong Hou. Unfortunately, she did not have the noble status of a woman with gray skirt, so she did not have the privilege of keeping a water bag.
In addition, the outfit on her delicate body was far from that of a woman with gray skirt. The brocade-clothed silk skirt embroidered with peacock's open-sealed shirt was torn to pieces by branches and thorns, so that she could not wear clothes. As she had no choice but to wrap her skin in the animal skin, and then pick some large leaves to cover her smooth and fair skin as much as possible. Even so, she still couldn't help but expose her while walking. Her white and tender skin was very eye-catching, which made the soldiers behind her drool. Fortunately, everyone was hungry all day long and could not protect themselves. Even if they peek at the girl's appearance, they were powerless and just feasted their eyes. In fact, they didn't have the energy to "make a big fuck" at all.
Not only are they, but even Dong Hou often peeked at the girl's slender thighs and fair and smooth skin, but he was also incompetent but not strong enough. He rubbed his ears with two beauties all day long, and accompanied them day and night. The beauties took them and took them away, but he could see and touch them but could not use them to "prescribe the Dharma on the spot" with real guns and ammunition; because he also had to save his energy and continue to rush to escape, and he could not waste any waste, otherwise he would not have the strength to walk out of the jungle. What's more, this "bedroom palace" was too simple, with more than a thousand eyes behind him looking at him all the time, without any obstacles around him, which was really not an ideal place to "cultivate the prince".
All the readers must have understood that this group of people is the emperor Liu Xie and the officials in the court who had fled from Loudiyuan before. The two women around Liu Xie are the daughters of Queen Fu Shou and Dong Cheng.
At the beginning of last year, Fu Shou entered the palace as a nobleman, and was officially named the queen in February this year; Dong Cheng's daughter officially entered the palace as a nobleman three months ago, which is Liu Xie's concubine. Unfortunately, when Dong Guiren entered the palace, he happened to be "a little ill", so the eunuch did not arrange for her to serve her. Unexpectedly, Liu Xie was really seriously ill later. The delay caused Dong Guiren to have no chance to serve her for more than three months, and he was still a virgin until now.
In fact, Liu Xie is only fifteen years old, while Queen Fu is sixteen years old, and Dong Guiren is also sixteen years old. Therefore, Liu Xie is not old and has time in the future, so there is no need to hurry. Despite this, although Liu Xie is not old, Fu Shou has been broken by him. The only downside is that Liu Xie has worked hard on Fu Shou for two years, but she has no movement, and her lower abdomen is still flat, but her figure is getting plump.
This time he escaped from Chang'an, Liu Xie only took Empress Fu and Concubine Dong, and the rest stayed in the palace. It was not that he didn't want to take it away, but that he could not, otherwise he would not be able to leave himself. He had regretted this before, but now he was very grateful. The actual situation of the group is that one more person will be more burdened and more food, especially the clothes are scarce. Didn't you see that Concubine Dong is wearing leaves and animal skins to cover her shame?
The dignified emperor concubines did not have clothes to cover their shame. I have to say that this is a great irony, ridiculous and amazing. This matter seems accidental, but it is inevitable. This time, Liu Xie and others fled Chang'an, and brought five boxes of gold, silver and fine softness, ten boxes of food, and seven boxes of royal secret bamboo slips. The rest brought many scattered valuable items, but they did not bring any change of clothes (except for dragon robes).
It's no wonder. For those of them, they never consider not wearing clothes, which is not a problem. They are concerned about national affairs and discuss military and national plans. They have never devoted their attention to what clothes to wear. However, now they have experienced the preciousness of clothes, which is far more precious than pearl jade!
It rained heavily for days and poured down, watering their already torn clothes. After walking around, they tore open the torn skirts that were stuck on their bodies. Then the ripped mouth became bigger and bigger. After half a day, the plain clothes were no longer wrapped.
Forced by helplessness, all the officials had to force the armor to take off their armor and put them on them. However, after putting on the armor, they could not walk at all and had difficulty walking. They crawled like snails. They walked less than a mile a day. Even so, some people gritted their teeth and stood up and insisted on wearing armor to rush on their way.
Unfortunately, if the armor after being wet with rain cannot be dried in time, it will break and rot. In less than ten days, all the armor of the armor of the soldiers cracked and had to be thrown away. At this point, the entire escaped army no longer had a complete piece of clothing, or the only complete piece of clothing was in the bag on Dong Hong's back. It was Liu Xie's dragon robe. But even Liu Xie himself was reluctant to wear this dragon robe, so others didn't have to worry about it.
Poor, these royal nobles, ministers, and a group of beautiful wives and concubines, were not covered in clothes in broad daylight, and had to wear cloth, leaves and animal skins to run around and flee in the jungle. It can be said that it is an ancient wonder that has never been heard of and seen in the four hundred years since the founding of the Han Dynasty.
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"Ah"
Drinking the water from the water bag in one breath, Liu Xie burped and finally recovered some strength. He turned his head inadvertently to look beside him, but unexpectedly caught a glimpse of Dong Guiren's fair and round thighs. Liu Xie was quite moved and subconsciously reached out to touch the base of her thigh from under the animal skin.
In an instant, a delicate, smooth and elastic comfort came from the fingertips, which made Liu Xie's heart beat suddenly. He couldn't help but slowly explore the inside, gently caressed, and was about to move under his crotch.
Dong Guiren, whose plump buttocks were attacked, almost screamed. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Liu Xie staring at him straight. The clutch was his right hand that poked out from the hem of the robe. He gently lifted the skin covering the gap of her thighs, gently twisted and rubbed the delicate skin on the inner side of her thighs, and continued to extend to the inner side. In an instant, Dong Guiren's pretty face was flushed, his earlobes were rolling and hot, shy, but he was secretly happy, pursing his lips tightly, forcing himself not to make a sound, for fear of being seen by others.
"Click!"
A light sound scared the couple's eyebrows and eyes, secretly touching the mandarin ducks, which made them stop all their actions in an instant, and Liu Xie took back the claws of sin at the first time. It was almost a little bit, and he could touch the small earthblock covered by the animal skin. At that moment, Liu Xie was extremely excited, his whole body trembled slightly, but unexpectedly he was so excited that the small tent under his crotch stretched out the fig leaf under his ragged robe. With a "click", the crotch opened.
Suddenly, Liu Xie blushed with shame, subconsciously covered the broken mouth and clamped his legs tightly, for fear that someone would see it.
"I have something unknown, so I ask my husband for advice. Why do we leave Chang'an in a hurry? As far as I know, General Li did not harm his husband, otherwise he would not have specially invited the miracle doctor Zhang Ji from Tai Academy to treat his husband when his husband was seriously ill."
Fu Shou could see the little movements between Liu Xie and Concubine Dong clearly, and knew why Liu Xie's embarrassment arose. Therefore, she immediately spoke out to attract everyone's attention so that people would not be seen as the emperor's indecent appearance.
"The beloved concubine doesn't know. Now Li thief is already full of wings and has regarded me as a thorn in his eyes, and is thorn in his flesh, and is eager to get rid of it. When I was seriously ill, the reason why he sent someone to invite the miracle doctor Zhang Ji was not to save my life, but to worry about carrying the bad reputation of killing the throne. However, his desire to harm me was already obvious. After Sili's victory, he executed Liu Fan and Liu Dan's brothers in public, and beheaded the Liu brothers in front of the gate of the Changle Palace Hall. I could see clearly at that time."
Speaking of Li Li's evil deeds, Liu Xie completely threw away his ugly behavior, and his face showed lingering fear.
After a brief tone, he said viciously: "Who are the brothers Liu Fan and Liu Dan? They are real relatives of the Han Dynasty and descendants of Emperor Gaozu. But Li Zhe killed him as soon as he said he wanted to kill him, treating the royal family as a mustard, and killing people without blinking! Seeing this, if I still stayed in Chang'an and didn't leave, maybe when Li Zhe would attack me. By then, he would not even blink, and I would die in the underworld."
Fu Shouhou nodded slightly after realizing it, with a look of surprise in his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "It turns out that Li Zhe is so sinister and vicious. If the husband hadn't revealed the true face of this person, I would have thought that although Li Zhe acted as a domineering and acted recklessly, he would not have planned to murder his husband. Now it seems that I have misunderstood and mistakenly regarded the traitor as a pillar of the country, and almost took away his husband's country!"
At this moment, Fu Shou's expression on his face was surprisingly consistent with Liu Xie, and he hated Li Li to the core. Then, her charming love suddenly changed and said softly: "I don't know how my husband is going to punish Li thief after he escapes from danger?"
The sentence "punishment" made Liu Xie's expression loudly, and he was overjoyed. His back, which was so tired that he had been hunched over, suddenly straightened. The imperial aura that had been worn out by the jungle before seemed to be back on him. He swept away the aura of depressedness and decadentness, and the imperial domineering aura appeared between his eyebrows.
"After breaking away from the clutches of Li thieves, I will issue an edict to serve the king, ordering all the princes in the world to attack Li thieves, and vow to defeat him in one fell swoop, destroy his entire family, and kill the nine clans!"
At this moment, Liu Xie's voice was bright and full of energy. He heard the old ministers of the three dynasties who had experienced the hardships of the jungle and were relieved and filled with tears. However, many soldiers had a different feeling. If they could be taken into the main battle camp by Li Li, they would never follow Yang Feng to betray the Xiliang army. Therefore, when they heard Liu Xie's words, they seemed absent-minded, their eyes were vague, and they looked around, and accidentally caught a different view: "Hey, Your Majesty's crotch is open!"
Of course, this was their secret muttering voice, but they did not say it in public. After more than a month of time and night, the halo of the emperor on Liu Xie's head was overshadowed in their eyes, and it was not a bullshit. People in the world call the emperor the emperor, but Liu Xie, the emperor, was frightened by the lightning and thunder, and was trembling, and did not dare to show his head for a long time. Such a timid person actually claimed to be the emperor, I bah!
However, they could only hide these words in their hearts and could not say them to anyone, even in front of the leader Yang Feng, they would not miss the slightest remarks. Although they despise the emperor extremely, the leader Yang Feng followed the emperor and Dong Cheng all the way to the dark. Because Yang Feng was pretty good to his brothers, they could only follow them all the way. As for the result, they were unsure and had no choice but to be helpless.
——————To be continued————————(To be continued..)
ps: The title of this chapter evolved from a book friend's extremely creative nickname. If you smile, you don't have to be serious.
Hu Ben is respectful!
Chapter completed!