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Chapter 95 Has the certificate been issued?

With a lot of money, in this era, everything can be quickly collected in the shortest time.

But for more than three hours, a car of auntie towels used by women were sent over and piled up in front of three arches, emitting a fishy smell.

Seeing these things, the girls present were embarrassed, but this was a way to break the door, so it was hard to say anything.

It doesn’t matter to men. Under Brother Wang’s command, they have to go up and post the door.

"stop."

Suddenly, a sound sounded, and then the magic light floated on the three doors, and then a phantom appeared on each.

One of them is actually wearing imperial costumes and is guarded by the two dragons.

One is the mighty godly general wearing armor, and the arch guarded by the white jade lion.

One is the image of a little old man, and the statue of a god guards the gate.

"It's too much. How did I offend you? I want to take such a ruthless move?" The emperor man glared at everyone and scolded him.

Everyone:???

"Is this the emperor?"

"It seems."

"Can the emperor become a god?"

"It's hard to say, after all, I'm unique and plagued by dragon luck. Even if I can't become an immortal, I should be fine if I become a ghost and a god after death, right?"

"This is not possible. If everyone can be a ghost, then there will be too many ghosts and gods in this emperor. Moreover, there are so many civil and military generals in the dynasty. If we summon our subordinates, wouldn't we dominate the underworld?"

"Yes, the underworld can't sit there and see if there are hills to buy and sell, right?"

"What is this?"

Watching a group of people discussing.

The emperor's man's face was as dark as ink, and shouted angrily: "Are you still different from the rank of etiquette when you are not aware of etiquette?"

Hey!

As soon as these words came out, a group of people who were already a little awe were immediately dissatisfied.

What era is this?

Are you still working on the feudal style? You are the one who doesn’t count, right?

"Of course there are differences between high and low, but that is to parents, to heaven and earth, what are you? A target of our archaeology, not even a human being, and still want to act as a mighty person?" A young man retorted in an exaggerated manner.

"presumptuous."

"Let your grandma's legs shut up." The young man picked up a piece of aunt's scarf and threw it over.

The emperor's man's expression changed, and a golden light floated on his body, blocking his aunt's scarf, but the next moment, he groaned, the golden light dimmed a little, and his face looked extremely ugly.

"Hey, is it so useful?" The young man's eyes were so bright. At this time, he even felt great confidence. In the future, with his aunt's scarf, where can we go? A scarf will destroy all things!

"Everyone, we are just avoiding disasters and have not done anything that harms the world. Why bother to force each other?" The old man also spoke, with a sincere look on his face and his posture was very low. Obviously, he was very beautiful and he could see that the situation was wrong.

As soon as these words were said, the young man was embarrassed to take action.

Even if you are not a human being, you are not bullying like this.

Brother Wang didn't care and smiled and said, "My father said it well, but we have a task here. Come, let me introduce you to the Yinshan Forestry and Land Management Bureau. He is in charge of the land and forest planning of the entire Yinshan Mountain. There are mainly several issues and we need to communicate."

As he said that, Brother Wang pulled out a man in his forties in his glasses.

The man wearing rigorous clothes and was serious, carrying a black bag with him and looked like a public official.

Little old man:???

"Hello, my name is Yuan Feng. This is my work permit. You can check it first." The man in glasses took out a small notebook.

The old man didn't look at it, but asked, "What's your problem?"

"That's right." The man in glasses didn't force it and put away his notebook and continued: "Why do you have any relevant documents for land use in Yinshan? The development of this underground cave is a great resource utilization. We need you to show the development and utilization certificate."

The little old man's face turned dark: "What certificate? I am the god of Yinshan. How could I ever need to prove it?"

"Heaven and earth promise you, so please invite heaven and earth. After all, the development of such a large resource must be verified. Otherwise, everyone will do this, and the resources of this land are not infinite. How can it meet the needs of the people? In addition, the development of resources also requires tax payment. Do you have a tax payment certificate?" The man in glasses asked expressionlessly.

The old man was angry: "You have to force me to wait? You can tell that this is against the gods and will be punished by God."

"Sorry, there is no position of god in our system, and we pay attention to fairness and justice in our work and put people first. If you cannot present a certificate, then I'm sorry, the development of this cave is an illegal building. We will demolish it according to the law." The man in glasses continued.

"Demolition? Hehe, a group of ordinary people, I really think that if you have a bit of rags, you can run wildly? This Yinshan is not something you can do without presumptuousness." Another god-general also spoke, his voice was very thick and his tone was very gloomy.

The man with glasses said, "Who are you?"

"I, General Yinshan Tiger." The god general spoke proudly.

"General? Please show your identity certificate." The man in glasses continued.

God General:???

"What did you say?" He asked in disbelief.

"Certificate, the general is a senior general in our military system. If you call yourself a general, you must take out the certificate and prove your identity. Otherwise, you are impersonating and according to the law, we will arrest you." The man in glasses continued to answer.

"Arson? Hahahaha, arrest? You are looking for death." The god-general man was so angry that he was crazy.

I've never encountered such a thing, it's simply provocative!

With His roar, phantoms emerged from the arch, but ghosts were rushing towards them with hilts holding the knife, grinning and surging with ferocious eyes.

"Don't run away, please get your aunt's scarf ready, throw it away." Brother Wang was prepared. Seeing this, he gave an order. Nearly a hundred people picked up their aunt's scarf and threw it over directly.

This aunt scarf is worthy of being a treasure of evil. When the ghost soldiers met it, a red light appeared on their bodies and screamed. However, before they could stand firm, another aunt scarf flew over, and they ran back in fear.

"What are you afraid of? Come on, come on, kill these bastards." The god-general roared and roared.

"Chicken Blood Gun, Dog Blood Gun Preparation." Brother Wang has also trained and has become more and more reflecting the style of a general.

For a moment, more than ten water guns were pulled over and the valve was opened in the direction of the three arches.

puff!

The water gun shot out of the chicken blood and dog blood. They were all refrigerated and remained in liquid form. Although they were not as good as fresh blood, they were better than the large amount.

The blood of chickens and dogs squirted wildly, and many ghosts were poured through, crackling and exploding, screaming and turning into nothingness.

At this moment, the divine general was also confused, widened his eyes, looking unbelievable.

Once upon a time, it was rare to find the blood of chickens and dogs, and I still had to search everywhere.

Why can we spray these days? It’s like it raining, it’s killing all the roosters and black dogs in the world!

As soon as he saw that the blood was effective, the man holding the spray gun walked forward, aimed at the arch, and wanted to spray the three.

"Don't criticize, I have a certificate." The old man panicked and hurriedly admitted his thug.

Brother Wang:???

Can this god apply for a certificate?

Then everyone saw the little old man waved his hand, and a group of naked and beautiful young women appeared with a sexy look, and they all looked at each other, which was very seductive.

"Look, this is the certificate. As long as you talk carefully, you will be one of them." The old man continued seriously.

Brother Wang: “…”
Chapter completed!
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