Chapter 285: Heart like a licking dog

"Oh, you are so glib."

Tsunade looked a little disgusted that Uchiha Mai, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, still has such a habit, but she was secretly happy in her heart.

What is not beautiful about beauty? I can make the most handsome boy in Konoha unable to take his eyes away with just one pair of legs. That proves that our beauty has no flaws.

Mai Uchiha is also wronged, he is not leg or foot control, he is just SP.

Do you think he doesn't want to praise Tsunade's true excellence? He really wants to. It's not that he doesn't want to, but he really can't. There is no way, the wind is tight, and there are some things that newspaper writers like Jiraiya can say, Uchiha Mai is

cannot.

After a while of being confused, the day passed like this.

The next day, every household in Konoha decorated the house with lanterns and colorful decorations to celebrate the New Year. The smoke of war seemed to have been washed away, and everyone was smiling and ready to welcome the new year.

At noon, after the Uchiha dance, Tsunade and her group rushed to the Hokage Rock Plaza. While setting up the stage, they started the final preparations before the festival.

On this day in previous years, the sect master would always return to Konoha using the Flying Thunder God Technique to preside over the festival-related work, guest-starring as the emcee and host.

This year's situation is a bit special. The fighting on the front lines is so tight that even the masters can't spare a few hours today.

Therefore, the task of hosting the village evening festival fell on Uchiha Mai.

Nowadays, Mai Uchiha is the collective director + host + program planner of the village show, and has a heavy responsibility.

In the evening, with the moon above the willow trees, the ninjas who stayed in the village, and the villagers took to the streets one after another to participate in this annual event with laughter and laughter.

The members of the security department got busy, acting as security personnel, sacrificing time to reunite with their families, enjoy the grand event, and maintain peace and order on the battlefield.

Obito is a member of the ANBU and Mai Uchiha's subordinate, not a member of the security department, so it's rare for him to have a day off.

Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Obito carried several boxes of fireworks, secretly climbed up to Hokage Rock, and put on a grand fireworks show in front of all the villagers.

The east wind blooms flowers on thousands of trees at night, and even blows them down, making stars like rain.

While the fireworks were taking off, Obito was still standing on top of the Senju Tobirama stone statue, shouting and waving to Nohara Rinhara in the crowd.

Nohara Rin didn't notice Obito, because when everyone's eyes were attracted by the fireworks, Nohara Rin's eyes still stayed on the cool little brother Kakashi beside her.

Kakashi just glanced at the fireworks and Obito and said something childish casually.

So Nohara Rin also agreed and said childishly.

Nohara Rin didn't understand why Kakashi said it was childish, but if Kakashi said it was childish, then it must be childish.

When Kakashi raised his head, Obito, who had climbed up the Hokage Rock privately, had been captured on the spot by members of the security department and escorted back to the security department.

Konoha has Konoha's rules and regulations. During festivals, no one is allowed to climb the Hokage Rock or set off fireworks without permission from the Hokage.

Of course, as a member of the Uchiha clan, the security department would not embarrass Obito too much, but a reprimand was unavoidable.

Tsunade, Kushina and others who were rehearsing saw all this.

Kushina admired Obito very much and climbed up the Hokage Rock to set off fireworks for the person she liked. This kind of romantic thing was something that her master had never done.

Tsunade had some understanding of the relationship between Obito, Kakashi and Nohara Rin. After scolding Obito for his nonsense, she felt a little sympathy for the boy in her heart.

Just a little bit.

Theoretically speaking, what Obito does is no different from what Jiraiya does on a daily basis, and what Obito does is even better.

At least Obito, apart from being a bit unconventional, is still very serious in matters between men and women, and is obsessed with Nohara Rin.

Tsunade sympathizes with Obito, but it is still close to impossible for her to accept Jiraiya. Being touched is not love.

It happened that Uchiha Mai passed by the backstage, and Tsunade and the others told Uchiha Mai about what they had just seen.

Tsunade asked, what do you think about this matter?

Uchiha Mai just smiled contemptuously and said that as an excellent poker player, I would never bet heavily on a card game with a slim chance of winning.

Tsunade was stunned, and after a while of reaction, she understood what the latter meant.

In the final analysis, Mai Uchiha is more rational and is rarely swayed by emotions. Even if she admires Tsunade in her heart and wants to drive a big car, she will not say that she knows it is impossible to do it.

It is fundamentally different from those male protagonists in romance novels who say, "I have to live or die. I can't live without you. If the world is your enemy, then the world will be my enemy."

Tsunade asked again, one day in the future, will you climb up the Hokage Rock and do something similar like Obito?

In fact, what Tsunade really wanted to ask was, "How much does Ray like me?"

Children in Konoha are generally precocious, falling in love and getting engaged at the age of twelve or thirteen, and getting married at the age of fourteen or fifteen.

At least many of Mai Uchiha's classmates are now in pairs, or on the road to becoming pairs.

Mai Uchiha is an outlier among her peers.

He ignored the pursuits of Yuhi Kurenai and other peers, and didn't care much about the girls in his family, but he ran to Tsunade's house every day.

This behavior shows his attitude.

In the past, Tsunade couldn't understand what Mai Uchiha meant, but as the latter grew older and her body gradually grew wider, she began to understand it more or less.

Tsunade's character is indeed a bit carefree, but after all, she has been in love once, so she is not completely unable to read the air or eyes.

You can't hide the look in your eyes that you want to kill someone. Likewise, you can't hide the look in your eyes that you like someone.

After analyzing Uchiha Mai's weird behavior and xp, Tsunade came to the conclusion that she might have an Oedipus complex.

She lost her mother when she was young and lacks care, so it makes sense to prefer older and more mature women, right?

After coming to this conclusion, the first emotion that emerged from Tsunade's heart was not resistance, but joy and some indescribable pleasure.

If we can attract handsome young men, we are still very attractive, right?

As for that kind of pleasure, Tsunade believes that it should be the feeling of betrayal written in Jiraiya's book. But if Tsunade is asked to accept Uchiha Mai now, it is unlikely, after all, the latter is too young.

So Tsunade wanted to take this opportunity to find out what Mai Uchiha was thinking. If the latter was just a moment of youthful ignorance, she should give up his idea as soon as possible.

In response to Tsunade's question, Uchiha Mai just replied calmly: If the ninja world is not settled, why should we call home?

This was an answer that was obviously beyond Tsunade's expectations and caught Tsunade off guard.

Uchiha Mai used the drag technique.

If you express your feelings now, there is a high probability that you will be rejected directly. After being rejected once, the relationship between the two parties will be put on the bright side.

In the future, if you want to boil a frog in warm water, Anbu Chencang will have no chance. Confession is not a charge to launch an attack, but a trumpet to win.

Love is War, Mai Uchiha doesn't know if he can win, but he knows that as long as he doesn't confess, he will never lose.

After being stunned, Tsunade couldn't quite understand what Uchiha Mai meant. Is it just me who got it wrong, or is this brat young and ignorant but doesn't know it?

"I just want to ask what you think of Obito's behavior." Tsunade asked.

"It's very affectionate, but licking a dog will lead to a good death." Mai Uchiha criticized Obito unceremoniously.

Tsunade was shocked again.

"Don't you think Obito is like a groveling dog?"

Mai Uchiha stared at Kakashi, the cool guy in the crowd, and Nohara Rin, whose eyes were full of Kakashi, and said calmly: "Nohara Rin has rejected Obito more than once.

However, Obito was still deeply devoted to Nohara Rin, and showed his affection even more vigorously, making his self-esteem worthless.

His affection is too cheap. Even if Nohara Rin originally liked him a little, she would unknowingly despise Obito's affection because of Obito's behavior.

Because to Nohara Rin, Obito is like a dog that comes and goes when called upon. No one will cherish something that is too easy to get.

What's more, many of Obito's actions will put Nohara Rin in an extremely embarrassing situation."

After that, Mai Uchiha shook her head and left.

Tsunade thought thoughtfully, it was probably the same for her own rejection of Jiraiya, right?

It's not that Tsunade and Nohara Rin are green tea. They rejected Jiraiya and Obito from the beginning and didn't give the latter the slightest chance.

We are still friends, and we can only be friends.

After eight o'clock, the village party was held as scheduled.

There was nothing much to say about the program at the beginning. In Mai Uchiha's opinion, it could only be regarded as a supplementary program. Even so, it still ignited the passion of the people of Konoha.

After being depressed for a whole year, everyone needs a chance to vent.

This situation lasted until nearly twelve o'clock.

"Next is the penultimate program of this year's village evening, the dance song "Pure Land" performed by Sannin Tsunade Hime, Jounin Uzumaki Kushina, and Jounin Uchiha Masami!"

The Uchiha dancer said a few words to warm up the show, revealed the name of the show, and walked off the stage directly.

Instead of going backstage, he came to the auditorium, chatting and laughing with Sarutobi Hiruzen, Fugaku and other senior officials, staring directly at the stage.

I have been working hard for several days just for this moment. Just because of this jealousy, I made dumplings, and there was absolutely no reason to return to the backstage.

Everyone looked towards the stage, eagerly anticipating the next program. The program of three beautiful jounin was arranged to the penultimate one, which must be no small matter.

There was a "pop!" and all the lights on the stage suddenly went out.

Just when everyone was panicking, several beams of lights suddenly came on again, shining towards the center of the stage.

Under the spotlight, Tsunade, Kushina and Masami were dressed in gorgeous black-soled dance costumes with wild flowers and high-soled sandals, posing in preparation for the dance.
To be continued...