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Chapter 5 Constellation and Gossip

In 2002, online chatting just emerged, and people often chatted with household registration, and most of the topics after friends were discussed below:

"Are you GG or MM?"

"Oh, are you pretty?"

"How old are you this year?"...

At that time, most of the Internet cafes were shouting and swearing CS, while the women drove several QQs and typing on the keyboard and chatting with people about the unnutritional dialogues. Most of the chat subjects forgot their existence after they went offline. A small number of people developed from online chat to writing letters, and a very small number of skill points were added to the existence that was different from ordinary people to seize the opportunity to become the first generation of online girls.

As a reborn person, Li Yincheng naturally disdains this inefficient way of communication. Years of experience tells him that if you cannot show your unique side in the first five conversations and distinguish yourself from passers-by A, B and C, then your success rate will be drastically reduced. Considering the other party’s English teacher’s identity and women’s interest in zodiac signs, the topic of Han Meimei’s zodiac signs can quickly arouse the other party’s curiosity. Years of experience tells him that when you don’t know what to talk to girls, you will never be able to talk to zodiac signs.

The child who had just been in contact with the Internet had seen such a method, and Jianjia quickly forgot to ask about Li Yincheng's identity.

"I just thought about it. Her birthday was not mentioned in the textbook. Isn't it possible to judge her zodiac sign?"

"Hey, Teacher Jianjia, have you never learned to analyze students' psychology when you were in college? The psychological characteristics of each sign are different. A qualified teacher should quickly judge her psychological characteristics from the students' behavioral habits and judge her sign; it seems that you were not serious when you were in school."

After waiting for a long time, Jianjia replied. It seemed that she was very depressed by Li Yincheng's blow just now;

"Then tell me, what kind of zodiac sign Han Meimei is? If you can't say anything, it proves that you are talking nonsense."

In 2005, Tianya Shen's post "Why does the English Textbook of August 18 Middle School have a strange name - HANMEIMEI" set off a wave of collective nostalgia among the post-80s. The topics of Li Lei and Han Meimei were hyped from 2005 to 2013, and thus countless gossips and products were derived. From the textbook peripherals to songs to TV series, the zodiac signs and relationships of several major characters have long been clearly understood by everyone.

"From various details, Han Meimei is a typical Cancer. First of all, the first impression this character gives people is that she is elegant, gentle, wise and kind. In the book, she is more like a sister, helping her classmates solve problems. This is the maternal glory of Cancer girls!"

While searching for various characteristics of Cancer through the Internet, Li Yincheng recalled the various manifestations of Han Meimei in textbooks and the words of Jian Jia were verbally speaking.

"It's too arbitrary to say that Han Meimei is a Cancer based on this point:"

"Don't worry, there's something else. Although Han Meimei looks weak on the outside, she is very independent, but her own opinions are covered up by the appearance of a little woman so that she won't look aggressive. This is consistent with the personality of Cancer girls."

"If you think this is not enough to prove it, there is a third item; Cancer is not good at expressing their feelings and always likes to hide their little thoughts; so although Han Meimei knows that Li Lei likes her, she also has a good impression of Li Lei, but she never shows it; she looks like a Cancer woman no matter how she looks."

"!!! They have **? Why didn't I see it!"

"So you are not qualified to be a teacher, and you are not good at observing details at all. If you read carefully, you will find that Jim likes Han Meimei, Li Lei also likes Han Meimei, but Lucy likes Li Lei."

"Impossible, how could this happen to textbooks."

"Do I show you the evidence? First of all, they introduced themselves when they first met. When Han Meimei said to Li Lei, myname is Han Meimei, what`syourname, her eyes were facing Li Lei's face, with a little shy look in her eyes. It can be seen that she had a good impression of Li Lei from the first sight, but when Li Lei answered, she did not look at Han Meimei, but turned her head to the side, looking a little nervous, and her face was a little red. You also know that little boys are always nervous when facing the girl they like. Looking at the dialogue scene between Han Meimei and JIM, it is obvious that JIM's origin determines that he will be more proactive and aggressive in the relationship between men and women. When he introduced himself to Han Meimei, his eyes were staring at Han Meimei's eyes, and his eyes did not hide his good feelings for Han Meimei."

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Before he knew it, two hours passed. Li Yincheng and Jianjia were having a very happy chat. He always dominated the direction of the conversation and gained a certain understanding of the other party through indirect measures. Jianjia is a junior in the English education major of Zhongnan Normal University, a native of the provincial capital. He came here to intern until June to return to school.
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