Chapter 141: Inadvertently cheated
Thighs and calves are the same for Xu Qing.
Anyway...
Hey hey hey.
For Jiang He, the difference was huge. After hearing his words, Jiang He tensed up, pinched the corners of his clothes tightly, and turned his eyes around, glancing at Xu Qing, then moving away, and glancing again.
.
"Confucius said: Food, sex, and sex are not obscene things. The two of us are boyfriend and girlfriend. If we don't have any impulse, why don't we have a relationship?"
Xu Qing touched Jiang He's hand and taught him earnestly. When he said this, he changed his subject: "How about we find a Guan Gong, put up incense sticks, kneel three times and nine times and kowtow to become brothers and sisters with different surnames..."
"No." Jiang He shook his head nervously, "We can't become sworn sworn friends."
"Why can't we become sworn brothers?" Xu Qing was stunned by her reaction.
"You've eaten my tongue." Jiang He lowered his head and picked at his fingers.
How can any brother and sister do such a thing...
Neither master nor disciple can.
Only boyfriends and girlfriends do this because they want to get married.
"Then... let me touch your calf." She hesitated for a moment, then worriedly pulled her calf out of the cross-legged position.
Even kissing is very common, and touching the calf is nothing, but Jiang He always feels that if he agrees, something terrible will happen.
Sure enough, Xu Qing didn't simply touch her. He pulled her legs across her body, put her calves together and placed them in front of him. He said with satisfaction: "This is a normal couple relationship."
It's not easy to get this Kaiyuan heroine to assume a posture that is very common between lovers. This little thing gave Xu Qing a full sense of accomplishment. He didn't go too far with his hands. He just held Jiang He's calf and let her feel it.
The feeling of falling in love.
Pure lust for the body is just lust, not love. Liking is lust for this person and the feeling of being with her.
Just like kissing and hugging, small intimate gestures of sitting together can also give people a lot of pleasure.
Jiang He turned her head and looked out the window. The night was vast. Her heart was beating fast. After waiting for a while without noticing Xu Qing's next move, she relaxed slightly. Her stiff body relaxed. She sat sideways and moved her upper body.
He changed to a more comfortable position and stared at the movie to peek at Xu Qing.
"You ask me first before you do anything. Are you afraid that I will hit you?"
"no."
"really not?"
"I'm just taking care of your emotions. After all, you are an ancient person. If I suddenly reach out and pull you over, no matter if you kick me or draw your legs back, or obey me nervously, it is better to say hello in advance to avoid you sneaking in.
It’s tangled there.”
Xu Qing's left hand gently caressed her shapely calf and said, "I'm teaching you how to fall in love."
"Are you tired of dating me?"
"You're not tired, I like you like this."
Jiang He put his legs together and felt Xu Qing holding his ankle from his trouser leg. He subconsciously shrank, but he didn't use too much force. He pursed his lips and whispered a warning: "Don't touch my feet."
Life is really strange. In the late summer and early autumn of last year, when she first came here, she pointed a sword at this man, pretended to be illiterate, and then secretly picked up the plan he had thrown in the trash can in the middle of the night, and argued loudly with him about the plan.
Whether the child is obscene or not...
Now that summer is about to begin, she is already nestled on the sofa, holding her legs in his arms, watching movies together and watching him work.
Spanning more than a thousand years, she has experienced things she has never experienced before, and has experienced things she has never seen before, economy, culture, people's lives... and love.
I don’t know if it took too much energy to carry two bags of books during the day. Jiang He felt that he was tired. It was already past nine o’clock in the evening. When it was time to take a shower, he didn’t want to get up yet, so he lay lazily on the sofa.
Feeling the slight itch from Xu Qing's hand on her calf, she didn't want to move at all.
Looking at the warm light above her head with half-squinted eyes, she listened to the sound of the movie coming from the computer and couldn't help but said: "You have watched this part three times."
"I'm thinking." Xu Qing pressed the keyboard to rewind the progress bar for half a minute.
"Thinking about what?"
"It doesn't matter what I think about. What matters is that you must also learn to think, otherwise you will be stupid and be deceived into becoming a wife and having children."
Xu Qing pointed to the computer screen: "Just like them."
Jiang He was too lazy to pay attention to him. He was obviously not stupid at all. Last time he saw through his plot in time when he wanted to have a child with her, and then rejected him severely.
"Kill it!"
"Isn't it already dead?"
"Then beat it to death again!"
Three villagers and three sentences on the computer were read by Xu Qing several times. Finally, he was willing to let go of his hands from Jiang He's legs and press the keyboard with both hands to type.
"This is called ignorance. They have little knowledge and don't have much to think about. Their brains are single-threaded and have only one goal: 'revenge'. The task of completing the goal is to 'kill it'. Now that the fish is dead, they still
Without the pleasure of revenge, I didn’t know what to do, so I thought about killing it again.”
"Broken bones and ashes, eat it." Jiang He felt very smart.
"Well, as expected of you, you always want to eat."
A smile appeared on Xu Qing's lips, staring at the screen and typing on the computer.
"Is this what you are thinking about?" Jiang He felt that Xu Qing was much stupider than him for thinking about such a simple thing for so long, so he shook his legs proudly.
"There are many more. I am writing a film review. The part about 'Have your husband died' has already been analyzed and summarized with thousands of words. It is not appropriate for me to focus on that. It is a cold meal.
No."
Although Jiang He didn't understand much, Xu Qing didn't deal with her. For Jiang He, learning this matter subtly from all angles is much more useful than giving targeted instructions. She is a blank sheet of paper and learns passively.
The growth rate is not slow either.
"Ignorance is the original sin. This is analyzed from the perspective of the movie. From another perspective apart from the movie, these three lines not only highlight the ignorance of the villagers, but also their deep-seated hatred and silly comedy effect.
, black humor... so many things, only three shots and three lines were used, it’s amazing.”
Xu Qing was blowing a rainbow fart and his typing speed was not much slower than his words. Jiang He was envious of this one-finger mantra.
Seeing that he was typing more and more words, and he was eloquently writing a long article, Jiang He became more and more surprised. When Xu Qing finally stopped and pulled the progress bar to look elsewhere, she said aloud: "Are you thinking too much?
Already?"
"Maybe... but it's nothing. Thinking more is a good thing, and it's much better than a single-threaded brain. This is to exercise the depth of thinking. After you develop this habit, you will understand why people think."
Xu Qing touched her calf again and continued to think.
There is never any over-interpretation. In a work of art, whatever you can see is what it is.
"Why?" Jiang He inadvertently made another stupid sound.
"Improve your understanding. For example, I always know what you like about me and why you like me, but you don't know why I like you and what I like about you."
"You like my shoes and my hands."
"That's just what you think." Xu Qing pinched her calf in retaliation, "This is the gap.
Also, I know your receptive ability and bottom line, but you don’t know my receptive ability and preferences. You can only test it a little bit and find that I like kissing, and you also like it, so you kiss me often, but you refuse to go any further.
, silly.”
Jiang He stopped talking. She stared at Xu Qing's profile and realized that she really didn't know.
Inexplicably, I fell in love with him.
It's so baffling that I'm willing to be deceived by him.
Chapter completed!