Chapter 16: My Role Model
The washing machine started working rumblingly, making unique noises.
Jiang He's ear tips were slightly red, and he sat on the sofa and continued to watch historical popular science videos.
Xu Qing was petting a cat on the side, looking at her from time to time.
Take a look at her feet again.
No... I changed my slippers that day to see her feet look good.
Thinking of what happened a few days ago, Xu Qing was confused. After thinking for a while, he picked up his phone and typed.
"When did the foot binding appear?"
On Baidu, there are a lot of answers, some talk about the Sui Dynasty, some talk about the Southern Tang Dynasty, and more often start from the late Northern Song Dynasty...
"Ahem...that's what, raise your foot."
"No lift."
"That was..." Xu Qing couldn't say anything halfway, and Jiang He was staring at him in shame.
Seeing her look like this, something flashed through Xu Qing's mind and immediately slapped her thigh, "Hi!"
She didn't even wear a bunch of small clothes of all sizes that day!
The hair-wrapped feet, that thing is simply...
Xu Qing's eyes subconsciously swept over, Jiang He who was staring at him was shocked and angry.
"lecher!"
"ha?"
Dangbang!
The iron dart fell on the table, Xu Qing shut up, held the cat and turned around, looking at the rumbling washing machine and smacked his tongue.
It turns out that it is not malnutrition, it is covered in something.
I don't know if the shadow affects development...
The winter melon lay softly on his legs, and was irritated by the washing machine. He got up and swayed twice, jumped gently and then jumped on Jiang He's legs, and lay down with his tail rolled down.
Xu Qing, who had no cats, was very melancholy. She sat on a chair and opened Baidu boredly, pressed the three words "Dengtuzi" and searched.
"The beauty in the world...ah, there is no beauty in the world who is comparable to Chu. The beautiful lady in Chu is the best in her hometown. The most outstanding beauty in her hometown is a girl from the east."
Xu Qing began to recite with emotion. Jiang He frowned and looked at him without saying a word, but his ears quietly stood up.
"This girl has a moderate figure, neither tall nor short, and her face is naturally beautiful, without the need to apply powder and rouge. There is no place where her eyebrows, skin, waist, and teeth are not beautiful. When she smiles, her beauty is even more difficult to describe. I don't know how many people are fascinated."
He glanced at Jiang He with a sneak peek, Xu Qing kept talking and told the story of Deng Tuzi:
"It's different for Dengtuzi. His wife... Oh, his wife's hair is messy, her ears are oblique, her lips are cleft, and her teeth are missing - tsk tsk tsk tsk, it's so miserable.
He bent down and limped, covered in scabies, and suffered from severe hemorrhoids... but Dengtuzi liked her very much and gave birth to five children with her!"
"Five!" Xu Qing opened his palm and shook it twice, and his tone was exaggerated, "Isn't it amazing?"
???
Jiang He looked at him for no reason.
"What is this called? This is called a peerless good man."
Xu Qing shook his head, "After marrying such an ugly woman, she can still fall in love with her, live in harmony, have a lot of children and grandchildren, and have a harmonious and happy family... I am really a role model for us!"
After the words came, he clasped his fists at Jiang He, "Thank you for praise!"
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Jiang He looked confused.
"Hey, by the way, are you... when you repay your kindness, if your kindness is ugly, you will say: I will repay you as a cow or a horse in the next life; if your kindness is okay, you will say: I can't repay you, the little woman...who promises you?" Xu Qing asked.
"What..." Jiang He gritted his teeth in anger, "Dengtu!"
"Thank you for your praise!"
“…”
"Hahaha, don't stare, just kidding."
Xu Qingle, it’s so fun to tease the female hero.
After such a interruption, Jiang He felt that the strange feeling of Xu Qing holding his close-fitting clothes in his hand disappeared. He rubbed the fat body of Donggua twice and looked at the computer again to learn history.
When the washing machine stopped, the takeaway was just delivered, two servings of braised chicken and rice were served. Jiang He put away the computer, and Xu Qing hung the clothes on and wiped his hands to eat.
In fact, if you don’t consider your identity, it’s quite fun to keep a female hero here. I just don’t know if she will be so fun after learning modern life in the future.
"What's fun about you? You won't just fight and kill every day, right?" Xu Qing asked while having a meal.
Jiang He stopped chopsticks and thought for a while, and said, "Hunting."
"It's really good at playing."
Xu Qing was powerless to complain, "I will download a few games for you to experience it later."
When Jiang He heard what he said he didn't understand, he didn't ask, but just ate silently.
If she had to ask about everything she didn't understand, she wouldn't have to do anything else this day.
...
After dinner, Xu Qing fell into a state of nothing to do - he either sat in front of the computer and looked for materials or studied the stock market electrocardiogram. Since Jiang He got here, he has completely messed up his life.
"Let's find you a video first."
After thinking about it, Xu Qing remembered what he had to do before eating, and went to the computer to search for a video tutorial on wearing a bra correctly.
This thing is easy to find, you can find it by just searching it. After clicking the most popular one, he watched the video time, then got up and left, leaving Jiang He to study alone in the living room.
Although that long white cloth can be used, it is really not necessary to stick to the bad habits in modern times when you can enjoy this best era.
What's more, you can't buy clothes for nothing... Xu Qing has a bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder, so you have to use them if you buy them.
Well, that's it.
In just five minutes, Xu Qing pinched the dot out of the bedroom. Jiang He's face turned red and his lips moved twice, as if he wanted to say loudly that he was a disciple, but he didn't speak in the end.
"Is life here so... so... unrestrained?" She finally asked after holding it in for a while.
"What is voluntary?" Xu Qing was surprised. "Isn't it normal to make yourself dress comfortably and enjoy life?"
"I don't know shame!"
"What is shame?"
"Just...just..." Jiang He couldn't speak, his little fist was tightly pinched, as if he wanted to beat him up.
"You are called pedantic."
Seeing her appearance, Xu Qing wanted to laugh out loud, which was so fun.
"Have you seen it on the street? Those women, with their legs and waist exposed... that's all personal freedom." He reached out and gestured, "Why can't men reveal themselves? That's the reason. You can't accept that you can wear long-sleeved trousers, but you can't run to others and say that they are shameless."
"It's not acceptable!" Jiang He said loudly.
"Okay, okay, if you don't accept it, don't accept it. Anyway, I didn't let you wear those things. I'll shut up and stop talking about it."
Seeing that she became more and more annoyed, Xu Qing wisely changed the topic and shook her mouse to find her previous game library. "The games here are super fun... Scientific research shows that 90% of people first learned to operate computers for the sake of playing games. I believe you are not the remaining 10%.
He was teaching Jiang He to play Super Mary like a mentally retarded child. Xu Qing was also observing her and found that she was not interested in this game, so she immediately changed to another one.
More than an hour later.
Facts prove that Jiang He has no sense of immersion in these inexplicable games. Although he is quick to get started, he has always been indifferent and only took a few more glances at the dress-up game on a small broken website.
"Well... I'll teach you Landlords."
Xu Qing pondered for a moment and decided to give it another try.
I have to find something for her, otherwise I will not be able to do it every day to run out in the middle of the night, or to think about how to practice the exercises.
Let’s take a step back and say, if Jiang He knows this society one day, he will leave and wander without saying hello, or look for her Chang'an and Gusu...
Chapter completed!