Chapter 173: Giving birth to a child is scary(1/2)
The community is old and quiet. Because it is approaching summer, the days are long and the nights are short, and people don't go to bed so early. There are many windows in one building with lights on.
Xu Qing was lying on the sofa, holding "The Complete Works of Sherlock Holmes" in his hand. Regardless of what he and Jiang He had told him that lying down and reading would hurt his eyes, he just lay there comfortably and pulled the sofa toward the window.
Pull it open, and the window will open a crack.
The weather is getting hotter, but before it's time to turn on the fan, the cool breeze blows in from the window, giving people a sense of tranquility and comfort.
Sometimes I don’t want to do anything, just lie there lazily, read a book for a while, or close my eyes and think about something. Time slips through my fingers, and then I go to sleep to welcome a new tomorrow - the last time it was so comfortable.
, even Xu Qing himself forgot how long ago it was.
One year? Two years?
After thinking for a while, Xu Qing put the book on his face and closed his eyes to rest.
Jiang He has begun to control him, which is not a good sign.
The subtext has two meanings, either you don't drink, or you can't kiss her after drinking.
If you want to do both, you have to suppress Jiang He with force, but that is impossible. Although there is such a thing as being better than the old, no matter how confident Xu Qing is, he does not think he can control Jiang He and then force him to do so.
She smelled of alcohol.
Someone who has been practicing since childhood cannot compare with him who has become a monk in the middle of the journey. Another person who has really struggled in troubled times and has been peaceful and peaceful with him for so many years can't compare with him at most.
It's very exciting to think about forcing it... I can only think about it, and in the end I have to outsmart it.
"You fell asleep?"
Jiang He saw that his face was covered with books and was motionless, so he asked a question. Xu Qing closed his eyes and was too lazy to answer, still thinking about how to avoid being forced...
It's impossible to force Jiang He, but you can't be held down by Jiang He all the time. When you sleep in the same room, if Jiang He turns over and presses you down, isn't that a fool's errand?
Just as he was thinking about it, he felt the sofa sink a little, and then the book on his face was taken away. Xu Qing held back and waited to see what she wanted to do.
"Are you enforcing fishing laws?"
"You can't learn words randomly." Xu Qing opened his eyes after hearing her stupid question, and explained to Jiang He who was standing in front of him and looking down at him: "I have plans for you, so you pretended to be asleep on purpose to see if I would
What will I do to you? This is called fishing law enforcement. You have no intention of doing anything to me, so what kind of fish am I going to catch?"
"What's the intention?"
"What's the intention?"
"?"
"You can't kiss me secretly. Even if you kiss me, I won't resist. This can't be called an attempt. Only if I don't want to and you really want to do it, then it's called an attempt."
"Oh." Jiang He turned around and left boredly. He just saw Xu Qing sleeping and really wanted to bite his mouth.
After realizing that he was still holding the book, Jiang He turned back and put the book on Xu Qing's face again, "If I want to secretly beat you while you are asleep, does that count as an attempt?"
"Can you hit me secretly? If you hit me, won't I wake up?" Xu Qing closed his eyes again, reached out based on his feeling, grabbed Jiang He's hand, and pulled it.
Jiang He followed his strength and sat on the sofa.
"Even if you knock me out first and then beat me secretly, when I wake up and my body hurts, I will know that you hit me, so this cannot be done secretly. It will be different if I touch your leg.
, sneak around while you are asleep, and when you wake up, you will not notice anything. I am satisfied, and you have lost nothing. Is this a win-win situation? Right.
——Speaking of which, why do you want to hit me secretly?"
"I'm just asking." Jiang He sat next to Xu Qing, looking down at him touching his hand, feeling inexplicably comfortable.
After thinking about it carefully, it turned out that it was because Xu Qing's face was blocked by the book...
In the past, he would look down while playing with his hands, which would make people feel shy. Now he is much better if he doesn't look at him. Jiang He was surprised by this discovery.
It seemed that when Xu Qing hugged her legs, it was because of the look of enjoyment in this guy's eyes that she felt embarrassed.
Jiang He turned his head and looked at his calves under his nightgown. He thought about it and took off his slippers. He also sat on the sofa, huddled with Xu Qing, leaned his head on his chest, took a careful breath, and couldn't help but squint.
Eye.
It's really comfortable to lie down with the person you like on such a night.
"Don't move."
Seeing Xu Qing trying to take the book off his face, Jiang He helped him carefully cover it back up.
"No, what's your quirk?" Xu Qing was a little hard to understand.
"Not surprising at all."
Jiang He squinted his eyes and rubbed against him, curling up in his arms like he did when watching movies, but then he was sitting and now he was lying down.
If you don't cover your head, something terrible will happen... It's much safer if you cover your head. Xu Qing is like a blind man, he can only lie down and hug her, unable to do anything.
Jiang He thinks this is good.
"Did you feel comfortable holding her like this last time, and then you became addicted?" Xu Qing held Jiang He's waist tightly and analyzed the problem from her perspective.
Girls just want to be kissed, hugged and lifted up. This is instinctive, especially for Jiang He who used to struggle with swords and swords. A warm hug is likely to become addictive and make him want to try it again.
But why did he cover his face with a book? Could it be considered that he had fallen asleep? Xu Qing felt that the modern version of covering one's ears and stealing the bell was nothing more than that.
Jiang He hummed low and said nothing, just closing his eyes to feel the tenderness of this moment.
The two of them were nestled on the sofa, it was warm, and she even wanted to sleep like this, but thinking of the terrible consequences of sleeping together, she opened her eyes again.
"You won't have a baby if you sleep on the sofa, right?"
???
Xu Qing froze.
"Have you never seen erotic pictures?"
"How could I watch something like that?"
"Didn't Er Niang teach you how to have a baby?" Xu Qing licked his lips, and he suddenly felt guilty for deceiving an ignorant girl.
"Taught, taught." Jiang He blinked, not wanting to talk to him anymore, "Shut up, I understand."
"..."
Xu Qing's fingers gently rubbed Jiang He's waist. After thinking about it, she felt that she didn't know how the second mother could teach her how to give birth to a child.
Nowadays, children are all precocious. That’s because the Internet is very developed. Earlier, when he was in the fifth grade of elementary school, Xu Qing remembered that he found a special CD and hid in Qin Hao’s house to watch it secretly with Qin Hao. The two of them were very special.
Shocked, I thought the child was born from the butt...
Xu Qing had already forgotten how he solved this misunderstanding later, but generally speaking, in school, there would always be some precocious children talking about this. In such an environment, it would naturally be popularized.
Jiang He doesn't have a school, nor does she have those wilting and bad playmates. In addition to practicing kungfu and working, she shouldn't have the opportunity to be exposed to these. She can only wait for her second mother to teach her when she gets married?
Or I might go there by chance... She doesn't seem to have been there either.
"If you move any more, you'll have a baby."
Feeling Jiang He nuzzling her from time to time, Xu Qing couldn't help but stop her thoughts and warned her.
"ah?"
Jiang He's movements stagnated, and he lay on his chest not knowing what to do, "I'm a little hot."
"Well...I'll buy you a fan tomorrow."
"good."
Jiang He responded, couldn't help but move his arm, and pressed Xu Qing's arm together, feeling cool and comfortable.
"I have an electric fan in my house, and I can help you find one. If it's hot in the afternoon, you can blow it... It's not good for your health to blow the air too early in this weather, so a fan is better."
Xu Qing's room was originally a utility room. The fans were tidied up when Jiang He moved in, and were piled in the corner. I don't know if they can still be used.
Having said that, isn't it true that people who practice martial arts are immune to cold and heat, and their minds are naturally cool when they are calm?
Of course, this is just his own speculation. No one knows whether practicing martial arts is afraid of the heat. After all, he has never seen the real thing. Most people’s way of cognition is through TV. They watch the heroes flying over the roof and walking over the wall. You chase me in the summer.
You won’t even sweat when you rush, and some people with profound skills can even use their internal energy to produce ice particles or keep out the cold...
It was very hot when Zhang Wuji was teaching the skills. He had to take off his clothes, and then white smoke billowed out. The two of them were sweating profusely, because he was practicing the Nine-Yang Divine Skill. Yang was powerful enough, but it was still Nine-Yang. This scene was very...
It's normal, the screenwriter's mind is online.
"Are you afraid of heat?"
"No, it's just..." Jiang He thought in a muffled voice, but couldn't describe it. He just felt a little dry, like a small fire in his heart, flickering, making people unable to calm down and always thinking about moving.
"No more hugging." She endured it for a while, got up from the sofa, and sat back in front of the computer.
It would be nice if she could move, but Xu Qing said that if she moved too much, she would have children. She wanted to see if this guy was lying to her.
Anyway, we will get married in the future. Learning these necessary knowledge first is the basic quality of a modern wife. It can also prevent him from cheating her to have many children. Jiang He felt that his previous understanding was wrong. It does not mean that sleeping together will make them happy.
Have a baby.
Xu Qing finally took the book off his face, rubbed his nose, sat on the sofa for a while, then got up and came over to pull Jiang He's legs while watching what she was playing.
"How to have a baby"
???
To be continued...