Chapter 184: Don't think of a mess(1/2)
After studying for a week, May is already halfway through.
The electric fan is always on, and now the daytime temperature is often above 30°C, and the clothes are much cooler. If not going out, Jiang He still likes to walk around the house in his pajamas.
I just don’t understand why these poems, articles, and Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong, who are just looking for trouble, do those weird and stupid things.
Obviously we can go out together, but one person has to go out first and walk very slowly, waiting for the other person to catch up.
You can count the heads, but you have to count the feet of rabbits and chickens...
This rabbit breeder must be a pervert like Xu Qing who likes feet.
Jiang He clenched his fists and stared at Xu Qing with evil eyes, transferring his anger towards the old farmer to him.
"There are many benefits to studying, the most intuitive one is making money!"
"How to make money?"
"The fastest way to make money is to rob banks, but if you use violence to rob, you will be arrested and destroyed.
If you can read, as long as you study their knowledge, lurk in the bank through recruitment, work hard, and hide your ideas, you can squeeze money out of the bank without anyone noticing, and even the police can't catch you."
"..."
"..."
"That's called part-time work, right?"
"Congratulations on becoming the smart little grass seedling evolved version 1.0."
Jiang He was already immune to Xu Qing, who just liked teasing her.
"Don't pinch my feet." She lowered her head and held the book, her feet dangling on the sofa. Although she was no longer shy now, Xu Qing still liked to pinch them.
"Okay, I'm going out, you stay at home and stay well."
"oh."
Listening to Xu Qing taking the keys and cell phone, and then turning to go out, Jiang Hepia threw the book aside, stretched and sighed, then got up from the sofa, leaned on the window and opened a crack, watching Xu Qing go away.
Out of the community.
The sun is scorching outside and I don’t know what to do to go out...
She hummed and made sure Xu Qing had gone far before turning back and turning the fan.
"Woooooooooo~"
"Ouch~"
Fun.
The WeChat message on his phone dinged, and Jiang He picked it up to take a look.
Xu Qing: "Don't make any strange noises at the fan."
Jiang He was shocked and ran over to open the window a crack to make sure Xu Qing didn't turn back.
Jiang He: "I don't have one!"
Xu Qing: "There is no best. You are nineteen years old and a mature adult."
Putting down his cell phone, Jiang He lay on the balcony and stared outside for a while, debating whether to go out for a walk as well, and finally gave up.
She couldn't pick up the book, and she couldn't help but feel angry when she saw those very mentally retarded people.
If you don’t know the time, just look at your watch!
If you want to catch up quickly, run!
How long will it take to be full? Just wait until it is full and check the time!
Let people calculate everything!
Jiang He clenched his fists, resisted the urge to chop the math book into pieces with his sword, and sat down in front of the computer to turn it on.
The windows startup page flashes, this is the happiest thing.
It is really not easy for a modern person to learn so many things. Jiang He remembered that when he was a child, he was sitting on the roof basking in the sun. At that age, the childhood version of Xu Qing was probably lying in front of the desk with the same thoughts as her.
.
The computer is such a treasure...
She clicked with the mouse, and finally opened "Computer Tutorial from Beginner to Master". She said she wanted to learn, and it was the same with this.
After studying hard until the sun set, Jiang He looked at the D disk space and fell into deep thought.
There is only one movie folder in it, which takes up more than 300 gigabytes, but it shows that the memory is full?
Could it be broken...
He picked up his phone and planned to ask Xu Qing. After thinking for a moment, Jiang He put down his phone, opened Baidu, and tapped on the keyboard with one-finger meditation.
Long after she learned Pinyin, the writing tablet had been honorably retired and young people should not use it.
"The reason why the D drive shows insufficient memory may be that the D drive contains system hidden files, cache files, etc. The solution is as follows:
..."
After following the steps, Jiang He was surprised to find that there was an extra folder, which was larger than the movie folder.
Another problem solved by myself.
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When Xu Qing came back, Jiang He had already prepared dinner, a plate of stir-fried pork with garlic moss, a plate of tiger skin peppers, and cold bitter melon, a table of simple home-cooked side dishes.
"Why are you staring at me?"
"No, it's okay."
"Have you studied this afternoon?" Xu Qing felt that something was not right.
"Learn...ahem, learned."
Jiang He was busy eating rice and secretly glanced at Xu Qing.
"Your face is a little red." Xu Qing said.
"hot."
"Is it hot?"
"Well, it's very hot."
"Then bring the fan."
Xu Qing put down the bowl, turned the fan around, turned off the oscillating function, and let Jiang He blow on the first setting.
He doesn't feel hot, maybe because he hasn't cooked. It's almost summer and it's really hot to cook... Xu Qing is thinking about buying a larger electric fan and placing it at the door of the kitchen when cooking. It will be much better.
The meal is finished.
Xu Qing packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen as usual. Jiang He sat on the chair without moving, turning to stare at the kitchen door. The sound of rushing water and the clatter of dishes came from inside. She took a deep breath and looked at the computer with a somewhat wandering gaze.
there.
"Okay, tell me what you don't know, and I'll teach you the topics."
The period between washing the dishes and before seven o'clock is the lecture time. Xu Qing attaches great importance to enriching the basic cultural literacy of this little old lady from the Tang Dynasty.
At the same time, you can improve your authority at home.
If force doesn't work, then intelligence comes into play. After all, he is from Jiangcheng University. Tutoring elementary school homework is a piece of cake.
Jiang He looked absent-minded. He was holding the math book and was no longer angry about Xiao Ming's mental retardation. His eyes were wandering around Xu Qing. When he saw Xu Qing turning his head to look at her, he quickly pretended to be listening attentively.
When it was time for the live broadcast, Jiang He went into the bedroom to change clothes. Within a few minutes, she put on her shirt and sun protection shirt and tied her hair and came out.
"Why did you turn off the sound?" Xu Qing was preparing for the live broadcast room. After a few attempts, there was no sound, and then he discovered that the sound switch had been turned off.
"Um...I'm tired of listening to cross talk."
"..."
baffling.
Xu Qing scratched his head and thought for a moment but couldn't come up with any idea. He turned on the TV, went to the utility room to take out his clothes hangers and chainmail, and was ready to perform a hand-rubbing armor show.
There are already hundreds of people in the live broadcast room. Even Xu Qing doesn't know what these hundreds of people are here to see. He tried it two days ago and asked Jiang He to withdraw while he live broadcasted the armor stance. The number of people will be reduced by half. He
If we remove it and let Jiang He play games, the number of people will be reduced by more than half.
Only two people had to be here at the same time, plus the three figures of Zhong Kui appearing together, to create that atmosphere. A group of netizens watched it very happily.
Jiang He just played his own game silently, and Xu Qing was responsible for chatting with them while pinching the hoop. Half an hour later, he started to stand, and the live broadcast room became quiet, leaving only the sound effects and background music of Jiang He playing the game.
Jiang He's rank has risen to more than 1,500 points, which is relatively high in a duel arena. Add in factors such as being in tatters, and it is very high. Some people even want to give her a set of costumes to hit 1,600 points.
Sorry, it was rejected by other netizens.
"What I'm looking at is the initial outfit and beating up those flashy dishevelers!"
"That's right, that's right. If the anchor wanted to recharge money, he would have done so already. Look at the way he is doing nothing and practicing martial arts every day, does he look like someone who is short of money?"
"This is what people play, using ordinary equipment to reach the top."
To be continued...