Xu Qing suddenly discovered that Jiang He seemed to have some signs of learning to act spoiled.

Talent instinct?

Not bad.

I was so good at fighting, and then I learned to act spoiled...

Looking at the blank exercise book on the coffee table, Xu Qing felt very confused.

Jiang He had already gone to the refrigerator to take out a can of Coke, opened the pull ring with a bang, inserted the straw and sat in front of the computer to study the Hearthstone.

The fun thing about Hearthstone is that you don’t have to keep operating like DNF. You can lean on the chair comfortably, then cross your legs and drink Coke and wait for the other party to play cards - this is what Jiang He experienced after watching Xu Qing play several games.

"Why is he so ugly?"

Opposite Jiang He is a warrior, and he is an ugly monster compared to the female priest she plays with.

"That's because you haven't seen the warlock yet."

"Do you want me to hold you and play?" Seeing that Xu Qing had nothing to do, Jiang He patted his legs, which meant that he was like when Xu Qing hugged her and played.

"No normal girl would make such a suggestion, but would ask for a hug."

"Yeah?"

"One punch, one whimper."

Xu Qing said something difficult to understand and picked up the computer and sat on the sofa to watch his favorite movie.

I spend more time hugging a computer than Jiang He.

No matter what position you use, the computer will cooperate.

Computers won’t ask questions, computers won’t clench their fists and make a sound, computers will always be waiting for you, computers are great.

The homemade MV I made last time was on the homepage for a day, and its popularity increased greatly, which made Xu Qing taste the sweetness. He kept trying to make another one, but he had no clue.

The reason why the previous one became popular was that the story was complete, and it was opposite to the lyrics, but it was magically consistent. From another perspective, the story of two people turned into a story of one person, creating a contrast.

The winter melon swayed its tail and jumped up, and its round body hit the keyboard of the notebook. Before he could lie down, Xu Qing was lifted up with the back of his neck.

Chasing the throat of fate.

The back of the cat is like a door-like thing. As long as it is caught, it will move extremely. Just like the bosses with high martial arts skills in martial arts movies, there is always a fatal weakness.

One man and one cat look at each other.

There was no expression on the fat face of the winter melon, but from the eyes, I knew that it was very unhappy to be held like this.

"Jiang He..."

"Ah?" Jiang He, who was playing with Hearthstone, turned around in confusion.

"I didn't call you."

"?"

"I suddenly felt that you looked very similar." Xu Qing carried the winter melon and turned to Jiang He, letting go, "You look very similar to it."

"Wonggua is so smart."

Jiang He picked up the winter melon and put it on his legs.

Xu Qing didn't comment.

When the winter melon first came, it was fried every day and nestled in the corner. Or you could just burrow under the machine. Only delicious food could seduce it and continue to hide after eating.

Later, I felt safe and gradually gained weight and liberated my nature, and became more and more clingy and wandered around at home every day.

Jiang He is a cat.

Xu Qing looked at Jiang He who was petting a cat with worry, but he couldn't beat him. He even learned to act coquettishly and become a big fat man. This life will be over.

“See what I do?”

Jiang He raised his eyebrows and still looked heroic.

"It's nothing. I just think that a girlfriend is by my side every day, but she doesn't even let her blow the air conditioner together... You already understand everything you should understand now. You can't have children even if you just sleep together. Why can't you be polite to me? Do you know how hot summer is? The fan blows out hot air at night..."

"Then let's change it back." Jiang He hesitated.

"Forget it, pretend I didn't say it."

“…”

Jiang He was so angry that he gritted his teeth, "You just want to move in and sleep with me!"

“It’s really hot.”

"Bitty plan!"

"No, how could I abuse myself with that stupid way..."

"Then I'll move into your house, we both blow fans."

"Okay, okay."

“…”

“…”

Xu Qing laughed: "Just kidding, girls are most afraid of heat, you don't have to move here."

"How do you know that girls are afraid of heat?"

"Well... I just know, but I can't explain to you how I know. This is called a curse of knowledge."

"Thanos is fake, in the movie."

"I..." Xu Qing opened his mouth and his words stuck in his throat.

Why do you even know Thanos?

what the hell!

"I checked it when you said that day, and then I found out that Thanos and Iron Man were fighting, and Iron Man died in the end..."

"You go and check everything I say, right?" Xu Qing scratched his face, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Of course, you need to check if you don't understand."

"Well... I also know why you know Jin Ping Mei, and you already know a lot of things where I don't know."

Jiang He was still the same Jiang He, knowing everything, so he kept it in his stomach to watch him perform.

Ghost spirit.

Wicked and bad.

"In fact, the curse of knowledge does exist. Simply put, everyone can only think based on his cognitive level. This cognition is the sum of all experiences from birth to the present. People cannot understand things beyond their cognition. If they understand, they understand, and people who don't understand can't explain it clearly."

Xu Qing rubbed his nose and said, "So I didn't lie to you."

"You can't cheat me even if you want to cheat." Jiang He snorted, "It's just that I made you think you cheated me."

"Have you learned to be mysterious?"

"..." Jiang He pursed his lips and didn't say anything.

In fact, the weather is really hot. As July is approaching, the sun is shining brightly every day and it doesn’t even rain. The heat is getting stronger and stronger. Xu Qing took out the ancestral mat and carried a mark on his body every day when he wakes up.

"If it's really hot, you can move that bed into the room." After a while, Jiang He pointed to the utility room, "Then I'll sleep with that bed and give it back to you."

"What's the difference between changing the room back?"

"You have always disagreed with the exchange."

It is better to sleep in one room and two beds than to share a bed with a pillow, otherwise maybe Xu Qing secretly tricked him into giving birth to a child.

"Well... it's OK." Xu Qing pondered for a moment and agreed.

It was really hot, and the ancestral mat was useless. You could not blow the air conditioner yourself and let Jiang He go back to the utility room to heat up, nor could Jiang He blow the air conditioner and suffer in the utility room. This is the best way.

"Then wait until I finish this game, I will help you move the bed in." Jiang He said.

The Priest Civil War was originally a disgusting thing, but Xu Qing's deck only had Weasel Crotch. The 1/1 Weasel sounded cheap and humble. Jiang He had not mastered the core logic of this deck and was always at a disadvantage.

"The winning point of this deck is to shuffle the cards, wash a large number of rats into his deck library, let his cards play more and more, and then you win..." Xu Qing came over and sat aside, hugged her legs and touched them while giving instructions.

Straight and slender legs, you won’t get tired of playing for a year.

"Why should I wash it into his deck?" Jiang He asked. Each deck only had thirty cards. The last card thief gave her the illusion that the thicker the deck, the better.

"Dilute his card with 1/1 mouse, and he can only draw one card in one round. This time he draws, it is a mouse, and then draws again in the next round, and it is a mouse, and then draws again in the next round, or a mouse... he retreats by himself." Xu Qing's smile was very clean.

"It's so slow to win this way."

Jiang He is very lucky and has already had the key cards in hand. Seeing this, Xu Qing put down his legs and helped her control the mouse to play cards.

"This is an entertainment deck. Other cards win this game. This deck wins together with the outside world. Simply put... it is just to have a mentality and directly win the person on the other side of the computer through the screen."

By the way, I would like to point out my expression: "The Holy Light will punish you."

The line "Wow" was deleted, which directly reduced the interest of the pastor by 80%. Xu Qing has been resentful of this for a long time.
To be continued...