Chapter 223: The stupidest person in the family (thanks to the leader of Jhin^)
Looking at the date in the lower right corner of the computer, Xu Qing suddenly realized that Jiang He would be here for a year soon.
It's July 30th now, and in half a month, it will be exactly one year, 365 days.
I just didn’t realize it...
Xu Qing sighed and looked at Jiang He, who was already studying junior high school knowledge on his own, and made several grabbing gestures in his hands.
A year has passed like this, much faster than the plan he prepared for Jiang He.
Originally, he planned to spend more than a year getting familiar with the situation, integrating into society normally, and then receiving targeted modern education. However, due to the Internet, Jiang He's integration process was the same as flying.
Not only did I learn to play games and make friends, I even learned to watch movies and play with Little Butter...
Oh, woman.
If you think about it carefully from your boyfriend's perspective, it seems that you have never given a gift in a serious way.
In the past, Jiang He had to rely on him for life. Whatever he gave her, she would treat it as something she owed. There was no sense of surprise, only pressure, like a warm baby. Later, the stuffed bear was given to her by playing darts.
Now she has her own income and is semi-independent.
It's almost a year now and I need to think about it carefully.
Picking up the phone and preparing to open a certain app, there was an unread message from Qin Hao on it. Xu Qing clicked on it and saw a heavily armed fat man with a black face and a smile as big as a fool's face appeared on the screen.
"Am I handsome? Am I handsome? Do I look like Qin Qiong?!"
While Qin Hao was talking, he banged his chest, holding his head high and banging like a cock.
Almost like Yu Chigong...
Xu Qing complained and showed Jiang He his cell phone: "Does this fool look like your second boss?"
"The second boss is not that short."
"hey-hey."
The armor Qin Maocai made was larger than his own, and the iron rings were one size larger. It had just been completed, and it was probably done tonight, and then Qin Hao rushed to put it on to show off.
There is a big difference in stature between father and son. Qin Maocai has a big frame, while Qin Hao is short and stocky. This large armor covers Qin Hao's body and has a heavier feel than the one worn by Xu Qing.
"Shall I help you make a skirt?" Xu Qing remembered that the hoops were not used up and there were some left, so she said to Jiang He.
"What's the use of a skirt? To prevent others from cutting off my legs?" Jiang He looked at him with contempt, "And how do you wear a skirt? It's so heavy that it will definitely fall down."
"You can add two suspenders to turn it into a suspender skirt."
Xu Qing thought about Jiang He's appearance in a hoop-woven suspender skirt, laughed for a moment, and then gave up the idea.
It was just to tease her, but it was really stupid to do it.
Looking through the group, a family that loves each other has been flooded with short videos and articles shared by Zhou Suzhi.
"Do you want to change the group name card?" Xu Qing looked at the four people in the group and asked Jiang He.
Xu Wenbin’s nickname is ‘the one who makes money in the family’, and Zhou Suzhi is ‘the one who spends money in the family’.
He himself is a "loafer", which was assigned to him by Xu Wenbin.
Only Jiang He still made her Qingwu fly.
"Why did you change your name like this?" Jiang He also took out her phone and looked at it. She had wanted to ask this question for a long time.
"My mother was too busy to fix it for her two children, and then my dad was unhappy that I hadn't changed it, so he installed another one for me."
"What should I change? It feels good... that or something."
"You look stupid? It's interesting that a family is stupid. Just call the stupidest person in the family." Xu Qing suggested to her that the stupidest person in the family...
"I don't want to be called that!"
Jiang He decisively refused, swiping his finger to open the short video shared by Zhou Suzhi, and a loud voice rang out.
"You really can't drink the drink. If you don't believe it, let's do an experiment. Put this paper in it and stir it. What will happen..."
In the video, a woman is talking very fast. The picture shows a cup, putting a drink in it and putting paper in it. She stirs it and takes it out. The paper changes color.
"Did you see it? It's full of pigment! Drink this every day..."
???
Jiang He looked suspicious of life, as if he had been greatly shocked, and turned his head to look at the refrigerator.
In addition to Coke and yogurt, there were also several cans of red and green Fanta and the like.
"Don't look at those, it will lower your IQ." Xu Qing said.
"What is the pigment that stains teeth green?"
"Won't."
"That……"
"I don't know how many people drink this stuff. If you don't believe in such a big food safety supervision, you can believe in an old woman... You have to study more."
"Really?" Jiang He scratched his head, "Why did it change color?"
"All the carrots and tomatoes you usually eat... I'll buy a few kilograms of red dragon fruit some other day, and I'll make sure your pee is red."
"..."
Jiang He couldn't help but tighten his legs when he heard this, "I won't eat it!"
After a pause, she moved her finger to the screen: "Since it is fake, how can anyone believe it? Why don't you explain it to your mother?"
Zhou Suzhi has shared a lot of videos. If you click on any of them, they are all exaggerated, haha...
"Our mother."
"Why don't you...don't you explain to us?"
"My dad won't even give her an explanation, as long as she's happy."
Xu Qing flipped through the records and closed WeChat, then curled her lips and said, "If I ran over to explain to her, the two of them would regard me as mentally retarded - if I couldn't explain it clearly, my mother would think I was stupid for reading. If I explained it clearly, she would become angry."
.
My dad would think I was stupid for trying to explain this to my mom."
"..."
Jiang He opened his mouth, but had nothing to say.
The night is getting darker.
At seven o'clock, Jiang He sat on the throne and began his journey to the duel arena.
In the duel arena, I used victory points to slowly upgrade my equipment. Now it is a little easier to fight, and I am slowly moving towards 1700 points.
After this month of precipitation, the number of fans has dropped back as Xu Qing said, and it has now become almost stable.
Xu Qing waited for the live broadcast to end, and pulled her to play with the soft sword, trying to come up with a good move that looked like a martial arts style, so that it could be easily recorded and inserted into the video.
"You today..."
"Um?"
"fine."
Jiang He shook his head, and after fiddling with the sword, he let him practice there while he took a shower and prepared to go to bed.
If you say you won't move here, you won't move here. It's more comfortable for her to sleep on the big bed alone.
I just wonder how this guy changed his temper?
After saying good night, Jiang He lay on the bed, turned over and put the big bear behind his head, and clicked on his mobile phone.
The sound of kicking and tapping outside gradually disappeared, and then Xu Qing opened the door and came in after taking a shower.
"Didn't you say you won't move here?!" Jiang He glared at him angrily. He had known better than to write.
"I didn't move it, the pillows and quilts are all over there."
Xu Qing spread his hands, sat on the bedside and said, "I came here to talk to you..."
"That identity question is quite difficult. If you don't succeed the first time, it will be even harder later, so you have to be well prepared for the first time, you know that, right?"
"Yeah, I know." Jiang He had known this for a long time. It was because it would be more difficult if he failed the first time, so Xu Qingcai was cautious and wanted to be fully prepared.
"I'm just afraid that you'll be impatient. Actually, there's nothing that requires you to use your identity now. We just need to prepare with peace of mind. You're quite familiar with us in this community now..."
Xu Qing slowly lay back on the bed, leaned next to Jiang He, and said slowly: "That Aunt Cheng, and Xiao Yan, they are strong evidence. After this year, you have spent two Spring Festivals here. After the memory fades,
Others will have a general impression that they have lived here for a long time, especially the two of them. They know that I chased you for several years before you moved here.
There is also the Sky Eye outside, I don’t know if it will be covered. Anyway, your sudden appearance has been wiped out now, and you are not afraid of police investigation now. This is a big improvement..."
Jiang He listened carefully to his plan and couldn't help but nod. After a while, she heard Xu Qing say to turn off the light. She reached out to turn off the light and retreated into bed, then she felt something was wrong.
"Why are you still here?"
"I'm so sleepy, good night."
Xu Qing held her in her arms without letting go, leaning her head against her side a few times, closing her eyes and pretending to sleep.
"..."
Jiang He waved his fist, kept quiet for a while with his eyes open in the darkness, turned over and put his hands on his back.
Chapter completed!