The sound of running water sounded in the bathroom. Jiang He in the living room glanced sideways, hesitated for a moment and said, "Hey!"

"What are you doing?" The singing in the bathroom was interrupted, and Xu Qing poked her head out.

"Actually... you can take my legs or something, you don't have to sneak in the bathroom..."

Jiang He stared at the popular science on the computer screen and said calmly.

Two people are boyfriend and girlfriend, and they should always consider each other.

"I won't!"

Xu Qing slammed the door shut.

…

When Jiang He came out of the shower, he was already holding winter melon and watching a video editing tutorial on the computer.

"Actually, we should go out and stay tonight, find a hotel that is not very soundproof, so that you can broaden your horizons and experience modern enthusiasm and unrestrainedness."

Xu Qing had a look of resentment, not because of Jiang He's conservatism, but because of her random speculation about herself just now.

Jiang He curled her lips, she had already seen a lot of them on the computer.

"Your hobby is very perverted."

"This is not a hobby, but a science popularization. I shoulder the important responsibility of taking friends from the Tang Dynasty to appreciate the world's scenery. You have to see the good things, but also the bad ones." Xu Qing was talking seriously, his eyes passed over the bookshelf, and continued: "

Without experience, you will inevitably make mistakes. There is a process from having no experience to having experience."

Jiang He thought for a while and said: "As for the time issue, it is better to prepare for a longer time than to prepare for a shorter time. Thinking this way, it is more beneficial and less harmful."

Xu Qing was stunned. He didn't expect Jiang He to answer like this. He silently pointed at Jiang He with his finger, "If you go back to Kaiyuan, you will definitely be a big disaster!"

In fact, not only Jiang He, but any smart person should be able to flap their wings by that time, as long as he doesn't die suddenly at the beginning and is a little more knowledgeable.

Or there are so many fantasies on the Internet about going back to the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, or even the Qin, Han and Three Kingdoms eras. Although there are some obscene elements in them, but history, no one knows what will happen.

When it really happens, it might be interfered by the will of the world - if there really is such a thing as the will of the world.

Great materialists don’t believe in those ghosts and monsters, but let’s think about it again.

If Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, it was really a modern person who went to that era. According to the conservation of matter and energy and the theory of quantum nonsense, if someone goes back to the past, someone must come to the future. That's why Jiang He appeared?

Xu Qing used a hair dryer to blow dry her short hair. In fact, it could be dried quickly without blowing, but sleeping with Jiang He, a little bit of moisture would make the people next to her uncomfortable.

At this time, thoughts are most likely to wander. When he thought of Jiang He shouting for freedom and justice in the Tang Dynasty uprising, he put away the hair dryer and brought his thoughts back.

If he were a novelist or cartoonist, he might write a story based on Jiang He.

The name is "My wife came from a thousand years ago to learn modern thinking from me, and then traveled back in time to create Li Longji's rebellion against himself. When the emperor stepped on Gao Lishi's feet, punched Yang Yuhuan, and drank all the lychees you had eaten, hurry up and build the Tang Dynasty.

Socialism with characteristics becomes bigger and stronger and invades the unified territory of Goguryeo"

"I want to rest in peace." Xu Qing coughed lightly, reminding Jiang He that it was time to sleep.

"rest in peace?"

"Rest in peace."

"You might as well say you died." Jiang He complained casually, and then he was stunned.

"You want to inherit my throne?"

"Don't even try to take advantage of me."

On the night of Chinese Valentine's Day, the two of them turned off the lights in the living room and laughed, leaving Donggua and the cat outside.

Throwing himself on the bed, Xu Qing naturally hugged Jiang He and climbed up with his hands.

Jiang He reached out and turned on the bedside lamp, and the bedroom fell into darkness.

"I advise you not to move."

"Today is Chinese Valentine's Day." Xu Qing hugged Jiang He and pushed towards her, sniffing her hair and neck, "Do you want to do something else?"

"What else?"

"It won't hurt your health anyway."

Jiang He thought for a while and said nothing. He held his arm and prepared to sleep.

Anyway, when Xu Qing fell asleep, the most she could do was hug her and squeeze her secretly, not wanting to wake her up.

The bedroom was quiet for a while. Xu Qing turned over and said, "Bring the phone over here."

"What are you doing with your cell phone?" Jiang He said, raising his hand to pick up the cell phone on the bedside.

"I'm looking on Taobao to see if there is anyone selling a statue of Guan Gong. It's so tall and big. I bought it and put it in my room."

"Um?"

Jiang He made a move and said, "Buy it and put it in the room?"

"That's right, buy a lot more incense, let's become brothers and sisters with different surnames, and offer incense to the old man every day, all in good faith."

"..."

This guy!

Jiang He was so angry that he retracted his hand and said, "Sleep!"

"Let's pray. We don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day. The yellow sky is above and the thick soil is below..."

In the middle of Xu Qing's encouragement, Jiang He reached out behind his back, took his arm and put it in front of him, closing his eyes and pretending to sleep.

"Why are you going to bed so early?" Xu Qing whispered next to her ear.

"What exactly do you want to do?"

Xu Qing didn't speak any more and moved closer to look for her lips.

Outside the window, the moonlight is hazy.

The rustling sound was inaudible, and the two figures on the bed hugged each other tighter and tighter.

After a long time.

Jiang He's feet were tightly intertwined and he couldn't help but push him away and take a deep breath.

Xu Qing still leaned beside her and whispered: "Jiang He."

"Um."

The sound is as thin as a mosquito.

"I like you." He laughed softly.

"I...I like you too." Jiang He murmured with his eyes closed, "But, but..."

"Hold me tight." Xu Qing lowered his head and kissed along her chin.

Jiang He stiffened and bit his lips tightly, like he was hugging the big snow-white bear he won at the amusement park next to his bed.

"We...we..."

"We are still innocent."

Xu Qing's unclear voice made Jiang He let out a mournful cry.
Chapter completed!