"I'm back!"

Jiang He said hello in a good mood, Xu Qing responded and put his hands on the keyboard to check something.

"What are you looking at?" She leaned over to take a look.

"Looking for a joke...hey, here it is!"

Search for keywords and find them easily.

"My husband was very good to me before we got married, very well-behaved, and he never touched me or anything.

But after getting married, he always wanted to sleep next to me and always wanted to take off my clothes.

One time I was taking a shower and he even wanted to come in!

I didn't know what kind of person he was. When he tried to take off my clothes at first, I beat him hard and called him a stinky hooligan.

Later he stopped saying anything and slept in the next room.

You should let me educate you, right?

It’s just that we’ve been married for almost a year and he doesn’t talk to me much anymore…

By the way, why am I still not pregnant after almost a year?

…”

Xu Qing pressed the keyboard to copy, changed 'I' to 'you', 'him' to 'her', and 'husband' to 'wife', found Qin Hao's WeChat message, and sent it.

The reality is simply more outrageous than the novel. If they hadn't watched movies together when they were in school, Xu Qing would have suspected that he had some kind of problem that needed Lao Zhong's treatment.

"Before your wife got married... she never did anything...

...but after getting married, she always wants to sleep next to you and always wants to take off your clothes.

You didn't know what kind of person she was!

...and then she said nothing.

..."

Qin Hao put down his cell phone with a dark face and stood not far from the convenience store with a large bouquet of flowers in his hand. He wiped the sweat with his sleeves and fiddled with the petals to make them look neat. He kept making small movements.

Pedestrians seeing his nervous look couldn't help but take a second look, and Qin Hao seemed unaware.

…

"Growing up with a single parent, he is a bit introverted...especially when it comes to girls, the girls he likes...there is nothing he can do about his personality.

If he faced a prisoner, regardless of whether he was a man or a woman, he would jump over and overturn him as soon as he grabbed him..."

"He likes that girl?"

"That's nonsense."

Xu Qing looked at the jokes on the Internet and sighed twice. He paused for a while as if he remembered something, then turned to look at Jiang He.

Jiang He was still laughing at first, but when he noticed Xu Qing's eyes were strange, he was stunned and rubbed his head in annoyance.

"Am I that stupid?!" she pointed at the computer.

"No way?"

"Won't!"

"It feels like you thought this way before..."

"Never had!"

Jiang He retorted and changed the subject: "What do you want to eat tonight?"

"Eat yogurt."

"..." Jiang He felt that his Qilin Arm was faintly acting up, and he didn't know if it was illegal to hit his husband.

"Lin Daiyu pulled up the weeping willow..."

Xu Qing whistled and looked away, shaking the mouse to change the web page, "I'll eat whatever you do...that's right."

He brought Jiang He over, held her on his lap, caressed her back and rocked her gently, "Why... um? Why does it smell like sweet and sour pork ribs?"

"Teaching Pingping how to cook."

Jiang He put his chin on his shoulder and half-closed his eyes to experience this tender moment.

"Oh, I thought you got into some kitchen and lay on the roof to learn from my master..."

"There are no such beams now, where can I lie down?"

In the past, the roofs of houses were all made of wooden beams, which were very large. People could hide on them wearing night clothes when stealing things from the TV, eavesdropping on people's speeches, or assassinating people. Unfortunately, that is no longer the case.

Dimensionality reduction attack.

Unless you become Spider-Man, but there is surveillance.

"What do you want to ask?" Jiang He waited for a while and did not hear Xu Qing's words. He felt his nose arching between his neck, just like a puppy, and couldn't help but shrink his neck and push Xu Qing.

I feel like something will happen if this continues.

"Why did you suddenly agree?"

Xu Qing asked in a muffled voice, smelling the fragrance of her hair and the faint smell of pork ribs.

He was puzzled by this problem. He was clearly resolute before and wanted to wait until the marriage was consummated. But suddenly, he just hesitated...

Changed your temper?

According to what he knew, Jiang He should be very insistent on his own ideas. The sheet was cut into tatters. Who knows where Jiang He secretly hid it, or threw it away or destroyed the body?

"you guess?"

Jiang He sat on Xu Qing's lap and leaned back.

"I can guess it, why don't I ask you?" Xu Qing said.

"Actually, you could have..." Jiang He turned to look out the window, her hair falling down and her expression unclear.

"Yeah?"

"The first time I drank, to this day, don't you know?"

"That's different."

"Um……"

Jiang He narrowed his eyes and kissed him.

It was indeed different. If Xu Qing had used her drunkenness and impulsiveness at that time, she would definitely have been in a different situation. Although she couldn't do anything, she would definitely not be as comfortable as she is now.

My heart feels warm, just like when I eat cake for the first time, that kind of indescribable satisfaction from the inside out...maybe it is happiness.

Thoughts are clear.

"So why?" Xu Qing was extremely curious about this question. What made her change her mind?

"I am going to cook."

Jiang He got up from him, hummed quietly to the music on the computer, and turned around to leave.

"It's not right for you to do this!"

"Can't you guess?"

"I'm not a god."

"Isn't it a bug in my stomach?"

"..."

"It turns out there is something you can't guess."

"nonsense!"

"Admit that you are stupid Xu Qing."

"You are the stupid one, you are unreasonable with your strong limbs, you are violent and barbaric and you are not smart."

Xu Qing fished the winter melon over and began to recall what was unusual about it before.

A pair of cat eyes and human eyes looked at each other, and Winter Melon yawned lazily.

His curiosity is as strong as a winter melon. If he doesn't figure it out, he has to keep trying.

Xu Qing turned his head to look at Jiang He twisting his waist and walking into the kitchen, then touched his chin and fell into deep thought.

According to his previous guess, Jiang He should gradually show weakness during the sparring, and finally lose resistance naturally. This way he feels it is quite normal. He is innocent and has a clear conscience. Jiang He is the best at deceiving himself and others. When the time comes, he will

Taking advantage of others' danger has nothing to do with the heroine.

This is very consistent with the female hero's behavior pattern.

However, Jiang He had indeed planned this. He secretly released water to show weakness to the enemy, and finally gave up resistance during those few days when he was weak. This was because he took advantage of others' danger.

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To be continued...