Chapter 302: Fast One(1/2)
The sun is scorching.
Xu Qing, who is now a husband, still has no habit of growing a beard. Although Jiang He tried to persuade him to grow a beard several times, he never did.
He was about to prepare to be a father. After experiencing the initial tangle, his mood gradually became joyful.
boy?
Or a girl?
The essence of human beings is true fragrance. Since there is no way to restore it, we can only adjust our mood to welcome it.
The electric fan whines and blows the wind, making people feel a little more irritable in the hot summer.
Unlike the shade on the first floor of the old house, the top floor is exposed to direct sunlight and the heat comes in through the roof. It's fine when there's wind. But in the afternoon when there's no wind, you can only use an electric fan under your pants or underwear, or hide in the bedroom and turn on the air conditioner.
Jiang He was not at home with him to take a nap with the air conditioner on, and he himself was too lazy to lie in the bedroom, turning on the computer and chatting with Wang Zijun.
Zhou Suzhi came over leisurely and looked left and right. Xu Qing knew what she was looking for without even looking.
"Jiang He is out."
"Where did it go when it was so hot?"
"Let's fish..." Xu Qing said casually. In this weather, it would be a good choice to grab a fishing rod in the shade by the river.
"You are still fishing when you are pregnant, you guys..."
"My belly hasn't gotten bigger yet, so why don't you start lying down to raise your baby now?"
"Everyone else is releasing animals." Zhou Suzhi muttered, then paused and continued: "Why didn't you go? I gave you the car just for your convenience, will she be tired herself?"
Xu Qing almost laughed out loud when he heard this, "Is she tired? She is as energetic as an ox now."
There are three means of transportation at home, a balance car, a skateboard, and a car.
Jiang He's favorite thing is skateboarding. Although he won't get hot or bask in the sun when sitting in the car, he doesn't feel free at all. He sits there like a fool and waits for Xu Qing to stop.
After learning her thoughts, Xu Qing could only say that he was indeed Jiang He, and his brain circuit was different from others.
Pregnant women run around with skateboards every day, and Jiang He is probably the first one.
"Qin Hao is also pregnant, do you want to arrange a baby wedding?" Zhou Suzhi caught Xu Qing gossiping.
"A rat can't get pregnant, his wife can." Xu Qing said without raising her head while sitting in front of the computer.
"You talk so much nonsense."
"Baby kisses are all old traditions, vulgar, and should be abandoned long ago. Now that I yearn for free love, I can order anything... When the time comes, my son will be so handsome, and they will give birth to a little chubby girl who will be black and black. I will not be blamed to death by my son."
?”
"Who is so black?" Zhou Suzhi couldn't help but slap him in the face.
"Then on the other hand, if they give birth to a big beauty, and the one here is short and ugly, they will either be disgusted to death or laughed to death. No matter what the situation is, let them figure it out on their own when the time comes...
When it comes to giving birth to a daughter or a son, it’s not much more than asking for help.”
Xu Qing estimated that Qin Hao's side had been here for almost two months. If there was no movement, then something was definitely wrong.
Unlike them, Jiang He deliberately tricked him here. He had no intention of having it. Qin Hao has been rushing to give birth to a child to relax, otherwise it will be too late for Qin Hao, who is traditional to the core.
As a guy, if you give birth to a baby at the age of thirty, you will lose face for generations.
Zhou Suzhi had nothing to do when she came over. She looked around and didn't see Jiang He. She had something to remind him, but she looked at Xu Qing and didn't let him help him pass on the message.
"Go out for a walk when you have nothing to do. I'm bored at home every day. I'm not as active as Jiang He."
Before she withdrew, she did not forget to nag that this guy didn't gain weight even if he sat in front of the computer every day, which was a bit unscientific.
"She is pregnant and should exercise more."
"the same as you."
"I'm different. I'm at work. How can I make money for milk powder when I go out for fun?"
"..."
Zhou Suzhi didn't want to talk to him anymore, so Jiang He was the better one. Talking to him made people happy.
When I went out and waited for the elevator, the numbers were jumping up and down. When I got to the top floor, the elevator opened and Jiang He came out holding his skateboard with a happy face.
When she looked up and saw Zhou Suzhi, she was even more happy, "Mom! Are you here?"
"ah……"
Zhou Suzhi responded, looking at her skateboard, and said blankly: "Skateboarding?"
"Well, let's go out for a walk."
"..." Zhou Suzhi felt that something was not right.
"I'm pregnant... Take a good rest when you need it. It's better to play less with this thing. You see, pregnant women's bodies are quite weak. If you get a bump, right? Let Xu Qing drive you wherever you want to go. Anyway,
He is also idle when he is idle..."
Zhou Suzhi met Jiang He when she just went out. She didn't want to leave anymore. She also saw her skateboard and went back to the house while persuading her earnestly.
Jiang He agreed and winked at Xu Qing. Xu Qing pretended not to notice and continued tinkering with his computer.
Still thought pregnancy was such a fun thing?
This is called retribution.
Say goodbye to skateboarding.
"Actually, I just step on it occasionally. It belongs to Xu Qing and he usually plays with it." Jiang He gave Xu Qing his precious skateboard and tried to make him take the blame.
"Well, I bought it before and didn't use it much. When she saw it, she wanted to walk around. Mom, take it back and show it to my dad to see if he uses it. It's good for your health to do some exercise in your free time." Xu Qing
Passed it to Zhou Suzhi.
Zhou Suzhi was not polite at all. When she heard this, she clapped her hands and said, "Okay! Let him exercise to prevent Alzheimer's disease."
Then she turned around and searched for the bag, really planning to take this thing away. Just when she saw Jiang He holding the skateboard, her heart skipped a beat.
Jiang He was stunned for a moment before realizing that his baby was leaving him, and couldn't help but glare at Xu Qing.
Boom!
"Huh?" Zhou Suzhi turned around with a confused expression. What was the sound just now?
"What a big mosquito!"
Xu Qing waved his hand and said, Jiang He's hand was too strong.
"Quirky."
Zhou Suzhi frowned, looked at Jiang He who was sitting quietly, and gave him an annoyed look.
The skateboard was taken away by Zhou Suzhi, who regarded playing mahjong as a leisure activity. Xu Wenbin would sit in the study when he had nothing to do. If he didn't need to eat, he could sit there all day without moving. He was in the same vein as Xu Qing.
The father and son would hold up the computer and not let go, and the other would sit in the study and not come out. They couldn't stand each other, and Zhou Suzhi was the most normal one in the family.
After seeing Zhou Suzhi off, Jiang He lay on the terrace and reluctantly watched his skateboard go away, feeling a burst of heartache.
"Xu Qing!"
"Call husband."
"You come out!"
"I'm not going out." Xu Qing shook his head, "It's hot outside."
"Can you get out?"
"..."
Crack, click, click!
Donggua lay on the window sill and watched the two people jumping around outside, wagging her tail and looking away.
After a friendly but intense exchange, Jiang He felt comfortable. He went into the study to take out the unfinished stories about the Ming Dynasty and continued his prenatal education.
Prenatal education consists of reading books and listening to music, and novels are also books, so there is nothing wrong with them.
Sparing is also a form of prenatal education... Jiang He realized this and turned to look at Xu Qing.
"Oh, I'll buy you a new one, don't look at it." Xu Qing said bitterly, "You can't play with it until you are four months old. If you play with it again when your belly is bulging, others will think you are a lunatic."
"It's not like I have a big belly. It's not even bulging now."
Jiang He muttered dissatisfiedly, looked down and saw that his lower abdomen was still flat.
…
Didn't wait four months.
As the National Day approached, Xu Qing was surprised to find that Jiang He's belly was a little bulging.
"You're not overeating, are you?" He exclaimed, stroking Jiang He's belly with both hands, and put his ear to it to try to hear any sound.
"No, I'm seven-tenths full..." Jiang He stared at him with a strange expression and couldn't help but hold his breath, "What did you hear?"
"Heard nothing."
To be continued...