Chapter 9: Dangerous World
"Is it that strong?"
Hearing Xu Qing's question, Jiang He slowly closed his open mouth and shook his head solemnly, "With this skill... you can become an immortal."
It's really unimaginable that an embroidery needle is so powerful that it can pull a house straight away... Jiang He lowered her head and looked at her hands. She could at most use it as a hidden weapon, hitting a target a few meters away, causing minor injuries.
——It may not even be able to penetrate into the bone, and it is difficult for an embroidery needle to kill people.
"What about this?"
When she was shocked, Xu Qing clicked on another video, this time it was "Kung Fu".
"Nothing in the world's martial arts can be broken, only speed."
The little old man sat on a chair and shot his own head with a gun. Xu Qing explained from the side: "This is a gun...a super powerful hidden weapon, much more powerful than your dart."
The movie was playing in slow motion, and Jiang He was indifferent. He was still shocked by the embroidery needle he had just seen, and the fancy Qinggong skill flying around in the sky.
If the second master were to use his two pairs of hammers to hit a rock, he might be able to break a piece of the rock if he exerted enough force. But in the movie, the man was blown away and directly hit the rock. Regardless of the hardness of his body or the force he received,
It's all so terrifying...
boom!
Stephen Chow blasted the building into a huge handprint with a palm of his hand.
Jiang He's hair stood on end, and he subconsciously took a step back. He arched his body like a little wild cat with explosive hair, staring at the screen in disbelief. After a moment, he slowly moved his eyes to Xu Qing's face.
"Is this... your strength?"
"No, no! This is all fake!"
Seeing how serious Jiang He was, Xu Qing was instantly frightened, fearing that she would pull him up to make signs.
"I just saw it."
"Ahem...that's what we imagined, and then we tried to use tools to make it into a movie - it's all fake after all."
"Really?" Jiang He obviously didn't believe it.
"Fake... bah, it's true."
"true or false?"
"Real... kung fu is fake." Xu Qing's balls hurt. There was really no way to explain the cognitive gap. They were not in the same dimension at all.
He shook the mouse and rummaged around on the computer for a moment, then found a copy of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" that he had edited, and played it while explaining it.
"Look, how can there be so many clothing styles in the same world? They are all the ancients in our imagination... No, the martial arts in our imagination are just placed in the ancient background and then made with props... Don't you hear that?
don't know?"
"Um."
"It's okay if you don't understand. Once you get familiar with this world, you'll be able to understand what movies are and what art is... watch this."
Xu Qing had no way to let Jiang He learn slowly. He could only find a way to teach her in a cram-like way and let her understand the world simply and crudely. After the computer handwriting input pad arrived in a few days, he would start teaching her how to use the computer. Anyway, the writing pad was still there.
With voice input function.
Before that, he had to understand some things about Jiang He's world.
The exciting fight between Yu Jiaolong and Yu Xiulian was played on the computer, but Jiang He's mind was no longer there.
"Is your master's kung fu so high?"
When the battle took place in the bamboo forest, Xu Qing asked again.
If this doesn't work, you have to look for "Huo Yuanjia" or "One Man's Martial Arts"...
"Absolutely." Jiang He replied casually, glanced at the two people floating on the bamboo on the screen, paused and added: "Except for this movement technique."
"Oh? Don't you have Qing Gong?"
Xu Qing was a little regretful. In his opinion, the most charming thing about martial arts is the elegant movement and lightness of the body. Now in a harmonious society, who just kills people when they have nothing to do? There is no big use in practicing martial arts, except for the lightness of the body - chic and handsome.
.
"Yes, but... most people specialize in one area. It is estimated that only Erniang in the village with such good body skills can do it, and her skills are not as good as these two."
At the end of the movie clip, Jiang He was still trapped in the palm of Stephen Chow's Tathagata from the previous film, unable to extricate himself.
Inhuman!
She looked at the computer screen hesitantly, unable to imagine how people could practice kung fu to that level... No, that should be called a spell.
Xu Qing did not continue to play the movie. He thought for a moment, searched for Wudang Taoist Master Chen's videos on the web, and selected the "Eagle Claw Kung Fu" section that shook out the afterimage——
"Hey, do you know this?"
He raised his eyebrows at Jiang He.
"What's this?"
"Didn't you see it? Just... swish, swish, swish!" Xu Qing waved his hands and imitated the movements in the video a few times, "The afterimage came out with his bare hands, and there was sound... I either can't believe you, or I just want to let you go.
Vision.”
After gradually accepting Jiang He's identity, his curiosity was almost over the top. However, Jiang He only showed off his dart skills yesterday, and everything else was unremarkable.
Jiang He's eyes flashed, and he looked at the computer screen again. He took a step back and took a pose. He learned the video exactly as it was before. The sound of breaking through the air came from his hands. Xu Qing was so shocked that his mouth was half open and he looked at her without making a sound.
Already.
"Is that so?"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Xu Qing nodded fiercely.
Jiang He put down his posture and smiled at Xu Qing, "When you want to learn, tell me and I will teach you how to stand."
After saying that, she pulled her clothes awkwardly, took the sword and went back to her room. She turned to look at the fat cat in the corner of the living room and closed the door.
Nothing in the world is good without reason. Regarding Xu Qing's desire to help him, Jiang He has always reserved his attitude. He always feels that it is not like what Xu Qing said: he picked up the kitten when it wandered outside.
A good person without purpose is always difficult to make people feel at ease.
Now that she found out Xu Qing's purpose, she finally let go of the doubt in her heart - it turned out that he wanted to learn kung fu.
All behavior has an explanation.
Jiang He exhaled, feeling much more relaxed all over, and slowly took out the long sword in his hand. The scene in the movie just now reappeared in his mind.
The world looks so dangerous...
She measured the size of the room with her eyes, walked around the wall with small steps, drew a sword flower with her long sword, and practiced her sword in this small room.
…
Xu Qing did not sneakily lean towards the door of Jiang He's room to listen to what was going on in her room. That would be too obscene, and it would be hard to explain if she was discovered.
I casually browsed the recent news to see if there were any supernatural events in other places. Naturally, I found nothing. I couldn't sleep until very late last night. After a few yawns, Xu Qing couldn't hold it anymore and closed the door.
I went back to the bedroom with my computer and lay down on the bed to take a nap.
There was a heroine sleeping in the room opposite. With such a wonderful feeling, he had an even more wonderful dream, and when he woke up again, it was already dusk.
Chapter completed!