Chapter 98: Can You Beat the Monkey?
The Spring Festival is approaching day by day, and Xu Qing's martial arts practice is on the right track.
After several dodges, Jiang He finally let him start teaching him boxing.
Hand-painted boxing is called boxing, but there are actually not many places to use it. In Jiang He's words, three points, palms, grappling, and legs. Once these three are practiced to the point, you are almost ready to become a master.
"Why does it look so ordinary?" Xu Qing asked, waving his hand.
In her hands, he was like a tiger and a tiger, but in her hands, it was like a master's fight. He was not even sure whether he could beat the lightning five times.
"Pashou boxing is mainly Sanshou. It focuses on being quick and crisp. You can kill the enemy with one strike if you find the flaw. Look at this palm of mine..."
As Jiang He spoke, he wanted to demonstrate to Xu Qing, but he was so frightened that he quickly shouted to stop.
"I haven't learned it yet! Don't use me as an example!"
"..."
"And why should I learn to kill with one strike? Are you afraid that if I don't get caught, I'll beat them to death in a fight..."
Xu Qing waved her hands and kicked her feet while practicing the three moves she had just taught her, and suddenly said: "After learning this, can I beat a monkey?"
Jiang He was stunned for a moment and asked curiously: "Why do you want to hit the monkey?"
"Just asking... I think I can knock them out with one punch." Xu Qing clenched his fists and suddenly started practicing very vigorously.
Fortunately, it was on the first floor, so no one would come looking for me even if I stomped and kicked, otherwise the door would have been knocked open.
"Practice stances in order to master them by heart. Once the boxing skills become instinctive, you will know how to find the enemy's weaknesses without thinking when you face the enemy, so you must study and practice diligently..."
"I know, the music never leaves my mouth, and the punch never leaves my hands."
Xu Qing doesn't know much about practicing martial arts, but he always knows this kind of common sense.
When Jet Li punched a pillar in Fearless, the words "This punch takes twenty years of effort" made his blood boil. He wished he could find a slate and start filming every day.
Stand in the stance in the morning, practice boxing in the evening, and do some business in the middle. In the evening, watch a movie with Jiang He or teach him Pinyin, write a movie review, and maintain an account. Life is very fulfilling, which makes this guy have the illusion of being a destined protagonist, and he is eager to try.
When the evil organization comes to the door, the two of them work together to defeat each other...
Tuk-tuk-tuk!
The wild fantasy was interrupted by a knock on the door. Xu Qing wiped his sweat and went to open the door. Xiao Yan arrived as promised, came to play with Winter Melon, and asked Brother Xu to help with his homework.
"Brother Xu!"
"Come in, grandma went out again?" Xu Qing rubbed her hair and asked her to come in.
"Um!"
The little girl was bored at home by herself, and her grandfather was sitting on the sofa snoring and watching TV, so he ran down with his homework. It was called studying, but in fact he was playing with winter melons.
"Sister Jiang He!" She was not afraid of strangers, so she called Jiang He abruptly.
"Hello Xiaoyan."
Jiang He was inexplicably a little reserved.
There has been a slight change in the usual life.
Seeing Xiaoyan put down her book and ran to hug the winter melon, she thought for a while and said, "Do you want to eat oranges?"
"No, I ate a lot of apples at home!" Xiaoyan shook his head, then his expression fell, "I forgot to bring a few..."
"No, no, we have them too."
"My grandma bought it, it's very big!"
"The one I bought is also very big." Xu Qing said with a smile.
When there are outsiders around, it is naturally impossible to practice kung fu. You can only do some serious things, hold the computer and start doing things.
The reading volume of the martial arts confession compilation some time ago was twice as high as usual. The martial arts special effects in the subsequent issues were not as good as that one. He was going to strike while the iron was hot and come out with another issue.
Or you can make a series, try both love and hate, the mistress has a crush on the mistress... Let’s take a look at the scumbags and famous scenes in costume dramas, such as:
"I seem to have come at the wrong time?"
"No, you came just in time."
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Xiaoyan told the winter melon to lose weight for a while, held it in his arms and stroked it gently, then came over to Xu Qing to take a look, and saw that he was writing down the ideas he had just thought of on the document, crackling a bunch of words, and suddenly felt sleepy.
Bored, Dian Dian ran to Jiang He.
"Sister Jiang He, are you playing a game?"
"No, I'm working." Jiang He quickly pressed the keyboard with both hands, stainless steel... Bah, the blind man swiped the picture more than once a minute, which gave her the illusion that her wallet was slowly bulging.
Aoli gives!
Someone moved out 24 Spring Festival sets in one month, totaling more than 9,000 yuan. After Xu Qing calculated this for her a few days ago, she gained endless confidence.
Nine thousand yuan a month is more than Xu Qing earns.
The rich woman started by moving bricks.
But Xu Qing didn't tell her that they had more than forty accounts, but she only had less than ten.
"Let Dong Gua accompany you to do your homework, and not a single word has been touched!" Xu Qing flipped through several sets of homework she brought over, and oh, it was even more innocent than the relationship between him and Jiang He, not even a single word was written.
"Winter melon can't."
"You can teach it."
"oh."
Xiaoyan thought for a while and it seemed like this. He sat on the sofa and opened his math book and started to count. While doing the math, he was still mumbling about winter melon.
The night is getting darker outside.
After brushing off his fatigue, Jiang He stretched and looked at the computer on the other side, which was still holding the laptop. Then he looked at Xiao Yan, who was counting on his fingers, and Winter Melon, who was hopeless. After being quiet for a while, he poured hot water for the two of them.
water.
"You can take a look at her homework. Frequently using your brain will help improve your IQ." Xu Qing raised his chin towards Xiaoyan, "You should be able to understand the elementary school curriculum."
"Yeah?"
Jiang He heard this and curiously went over to pick up another Chinese homework book to read. Xu Qing saved the video on the computer and came over to see the little girl's progress.
"I don't know how to do this." When Xiaoyan saw that he was finished, he pointed at the difficult problems that he had skipped and waited for explanation. At the same time, he pulled Winter Melon back and held him down so that he could listen to the lecture together.
Xu Qing took the pen, sat aside, picked up her homework and looked at it: "This..."
Jiang He held the book and secretly glanced at Xu Qing, who was leaning over to explain the topic to Xiao Yan.
The scene in front of her reminded her of the accountant in the village. At that time, the old man with a long beard also taught her how to read.
It's just that Xu Qing doesn't know how to sigh, and he knows a lot more than that old scholar.
By the time everything was finished, it was already eight o'clock in the evening. Xiaoyan reluctantly put down the winter melon and said goodbye to the two of them.
"Send her up." Xu Qing said casually to Jiang He.
"Ah? Oh."
Jiang He was stunned for a moment, then stood up and put on his coat.
"Only a few floors, I won't get lost." Xiaoyan said.
"I'm afraid you'll stumble and roll down." Xu Qing smiled, "Go quickly."
It was only a few floors away, just a short walk up the stairs. Xiaoyan walked carefully on the stairs, really afraid of rolling down like Xu Qing said. When he got to the door, he slammed the door hard with his little hands.
"Grandma, open the door!"
Cheng Yulan ran over and opened the door, and was startled when she saw Jiang He behind Xiao Yan.
"Thank you, sister! Goodbye, sister!" Xiaoyan waved to Jiang He.
Chapter completed!