Section 132 The widow is halfway to the toilet and the middle way is exhausted
After a hearty dinner, Koala took over the movie script from one of the six bodyguards.
Qin Ren and Yun Luo looked at each other and smiled bitterly, the general and Tangtang looked at each other and smiled foolishly, and the two men followed the koala to the rooftop botanical garden. The snow tiger and the red rat followed the three humans to watch the show happily.
"Okay, let's start, Brother Qin Ren, Brother Yunluo, don't tell me that you haven't read the script. The filming will be officially started tomorrow. Brother Yunluo, you can't embarrass me. You are the ones who brought the koala into the crew and led it into the film industry." Nalan Shiqi sat lazily on the rattan chair with a fresh and refreshing goddess style, slapped the script with her little hands.
Yun Luo nodded and said calmly and confidently: "No problem, I have memorized the script."
"Tsk, Brother Yunluo, just recite it to me by me if you have the ability. Who can't say anything big?" Nalan Shiqi's beautiful eyes lit up, and she seized this opportunity and began to laugh at this bad guy Yunluo.
Yun Luo smiled gently and looked at Koala. He memorized the script from the end to the end. There were very few scenes in the supporting actor Alan, and there were no three thousand words added to the entire script.
"Okay, Brother Yunluo, you won. My second brother, quickly pretend to be a murderer and hijack Alan. He wants to hold a gun and press it on Alan's head. It doesn't matter. Anyway, you are a fake. Just pretend it's fake, but you must do the right move. The murderer drags Alan away, and must be savage and rough, so that Alan feels that his life is in danger."
Koala really thought about messing with two men, and she carefully studied the entire filming process of the intern policewoman, Koala carefully studied the plot of the filming of the entire film. She could have a clear idea of it even if it wasn't the scenes of Koala. Koala had a careful consideration, but she really wanted a movie queen trophy.
General Snow Tiger and Red Rat Tangtang were lying on the side, squinted their eyes, and watched the humans commit crimes.
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After two men and one woman auditioned for more than half an hour, because Yun Luo's performance was superb, Koala, who wanted to find fault and lose her temper, had to hold back her anger. Not to mention how uncomfortable it was. Koala suddenly said to Qin Ren: "Brother, I'm thirsty, so I have to go down and squeeze some juice. What flavor do you and Brother Yun Luo want?"
"Well, cantaloupe melon." Qin Ren was posing in various ways by Koala, and he was also tired.
"Pineapple." Yun Luo was not polite to Koala. He had already seen it. Koala's eyes looked so clear and innocent, but Fang was wondering what to do to harm herself and Qin Ren.
Nalan Shiqi went downstairs lightly. After about ten minutes, she came up with three cups of freshly squeezed juice. Yun Luo smiled slightly and smelled the fragrance of peach blossoms from the cantaloupe juice. This cup is Qin Ren's.
Yunluo knew that the function of peach blossom tea is to remove water and air, which is good for urination and defecation, and the three insects are actually a kind of laxative. The drainage speed is very fast, but this drainage is different from ordinary laxatives. It is not diarrhea, but it is just water. But the speed is really faster than any laxative, but the medicine is not very strong, and it will not cause people to pull it continuously, or it will cause people to dehydrate.
"Brother, you're drinking juice." When Koala shouted softly, Qin Ren didn't even hesitate, picked up the Hami Melon juice and drank it clean in a few sips.
Yun Luo picked up his glass of unfilled pineapple juice, drank it in small sips, took a break, and then played with Koala Qin Ren to familiarize himself with Alan's character psychology and movement expressions in the two scenes.
Qin Ren suddenly turned pale and said anxiously with a little embarrassed look: "Sorry, my stomach is a little uncomfortable, I'll go first."
Koala looked at Qin Ren with great concern and shouted in a sweet voice: "Brother, don't worry, take your time."
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Yunluo and Koala did not wait for Qin Ren in the botanical garden, but started the scene of Allen kneeling on one knee in the holding of the bright red rose to propose to the hot policewoman. Even the bright red rose to the bodyguard brought it with him.
He performed very seriously according to the script. Yun Luo felt that he could kneel on one knee and say the English line: "Beautiful angel, marry me." At that time, six bodyguards each took several photos, saying that it was not instructed by Koala, and even the pigs didn't believe it.
Qin Ren hasn't come back for a long time, but Yun Luo's cell phone suddenly shook, it was a text message. When he took it, Yun Luo almost laughed. Qin Ren sent a string of classical Chinese. After reading it carefully, he suddenly realized that Qin Ren was trapped in the toilet.
"The ancients said that disasters often accumulate in a slight and slight subtle, and wisdom and courage are often trapped in their drowning. The person who came to Zhongni saw the resignation and the princes, the humiliation of Huaiyin and the market was like a tiger falling into the flat sun, and the dragon was briefly discussed. Although he was poor for a while, he did not lose his heroic spirit, but his embarrassment and shame were the same as every man. Now that I came out with respect, he came in a hurry, and he was in a row, but he had no paper to deal with the aftermath."
"Even if you have the talent to overcome the world and support the universe, you will inevitably be trapped in the room. You curl your legs and knees, exhale and smell, and you will not be proud of your head, or stand safely at the bottom. I hope you can use a small inch of paper to save the danger of burying eggs. You should hold a piece for the rest of your life, and you should make grass when you die, and repay your rebirth."
Yunluo asked Koala for a leave seriously, and the excuse was to go to the bathroom. Koala smiled and accurate. When Yunluo left, she smiled and called six bodyguards to come over and selected the pictures of Yunluo kneeling on one knee and holding flowers to propose. Koala wanted to use these photos to let Yunluo know that no one who dared to cheat Koala ended up.
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Nalan Shuqi, who had been struggling with Qin Renyun, finally took six bodyguards to leave without losing interest. Yun Luo and Qin Ren were very rude to send Nalan Shuqi to the luxury car.
Before getting on the car, Koala looked at Yunluo with a smile, laughing, gentle, crisp and beautiful, innocent and pure, and her mouth lightly opened, and her voice was like a heavenly sound: "Brother Yunluo, I'll tell you something interesting, that's the big koala doll you gave to someone, there was a small note in her belly."
Yun Luo was stunned and remembered what the note was about. He was preparing to be cleaned up by Koala in various storms. Unexpectedly, Koala said that, like a little fox who stole a hen, with beautiful eyes cunningly entering the luxury car.
Watching the luxury car go away, Yunluo and Qin Ren look at each other and smile bitterly, thinking that the koala is really a terrible little girl. Especially Qin Ren, who is very interested in the doll note that his sister told Yunluo at the end. She rubbed Yunluo in various ways and pried out the secret.
"Haha, I haha, Aluo, your courage is so fat. I am convinced that I dare to write such words on small notes and put them in the doll's belly with great courage. You are awesome!" Qin Ren smiled like a fool, and he was still very beating and chanting the sentence, "I squatted in the corner of the wall, put my hands together, prayed devoutly, draw a circle to curse your breasts never grow big."
Yun Luo was too lazy to pay attention to Qin Ren. This bad friend was revenged by Koala and had no worries, so he was heartless. However, Yun Luo had never been fooled by Koala. The feeling of waiting was really unhappy in his heart. I thought that Koala really couldn't bite Yun Luo for a few bites to relieve her hatred.
"Aluo, I didn't expect your acting skills to be really great. I saw Koala trying to cause trouble for you several times, and even the lines were temporarily changed, but they didn't get stuck. My sister's eyes were so confused. She really made me laugh to death." Qin Ren became proud and liked to find troubles, chatting with Yun Luo about the various things that happened in the audition.
Yun Luo couldn't stand Qin Ren, so he pointed out one thing: "Why do I think, judging from your current pride, Aren, you seem to have known that there are peach blossoms in the juice that Koala has brought you."
"Tsk, who is my brother? A powerful man who has traveled all over the world. If he can't even smell the smell of peach blossoms, he is still a qualified outdoor expert. I knew at that time that my sister was going to take revenge on me, but I thought about it and thought it was okay to drink some laxatives like peach blossoms. Isn't it just squatting in the toilet? Isn't it a slight squatting."
Qin Ren patted his chest, making a thick muffled sound, showing strong muscles. In order to calm his sister's anger, Qin Ren, as his brother, also fought hard. Not everyone can drink it safely without changing his face and heartbeat when he knew that he was going to drink a cup of laxatives.
"But what I didn't expect was that Koala was so cruel and took away the toilet paper in the bathroom in advance, and warned her in advance to the butler's maid, saying that she was acting in the bathroom, and she would not disturb her no matter what her name was, otherwise it would be a pity if the show was interrupted."
"Ahhh, when I think about it, I feel desperate, especially the bastard General. When he heard me calling him, he was so shameless that he ran over and knocked at the bathroom door a few times. He meowed twice, then shook his head and wagged his tail and left! Damn, I don't know that General, you can open the door, will you die with your big tiger claws? Is it a death for me to give me some toilet paper!"
Qin Ren complained, and he was also very confused. After complaining about Koala, he scolded Xuehu. Finally, he looked at Yunluo with sincere eyes: "It's better, Aluo, I won't say it anymore. Good brothers will be together for the rest of their lives. You don't know. When I saw you open the bathroom door and descend into my world like an angel, I loved you so much at that moment."
"Oh, Aren, you're so good. Just Koala's temperament. It's okay to take revenge on you once. After all, you are her second brother. But I'm in trouble. I cheated Koala with you, and had a small revenge on it. You're also cheated by your good brother. In one day, Koala was hurt by me, three times in a weak and tender heart."
Yunluo felt that his future was dark, and Koala was really a little girl who was good at holding grudges. If you count it, Qin Ren cheated Koala once today, and it was Koala's second brother, and Koala had already cleaned up Qin Ren like that. This is killing a chicken for the cow to show.
Don’t forget that Yun Luo has pitted Koala three times in a row, three times. One more knife is more harsh than another. Koala, who is very revengeful, has decided to take revenge on Yun Luo for a year without wavering.
Chapter completed!