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Section 83: Come here, I promise not to kill you

After learning from one mistake, Qin Ren from the bitch duo learned the lesson that electric bikes would run out of electricity, bought a pink women's bicycle, rode it on the road in person, and poured three bottles of Estee Lauder high-end perfume and mineral water into the water gun that children play with, which will be of great use later.

This white plastic shell water gun is very expensive, costing more than 200 yuan, and looks a bit like a revolver. The water line fired is very thin, short, and it is very strong and can be shot ten meters away. It can be said that it means shooting wherever it is. It can be fired more than fifty times with water filling.

Yun Luo got this water gun. The quiet and fresh perfume smelled very fragrant. Qin Ren himself put a small condom of a single package in his pockets on both sides of the blue dress, and then set off.

Qin Ren is in great physical strength, riding a bicycle and carrying Yunluo, and his speed is not slower than an electric bike. Even if Qin Ren is happy, he can still reach more than 100 yards. As expected, he can play mountaineering, and men outdoors are all kinds of strong.

"Look, look at the two couples holding hands in front. If you shoot that man with a water gun, don't notice it." Qin Ren was probably very anxious before he was about to see his twin beautiful fiancée, and wanted to have some fun and relax. He was so bad that he was so unconventional.

"No problem." Yun Luo nodded seriously. When Qin Ren rode a pink female bicycle and approached the couple, Yun Luo held the water gun in a hidden way, and a perfume arrow shot the boy's white T-shirt hem. The water gun sounded very small and did not arouse the boy's vigilance.

Qin Ren laughed, like a slut, and surpassed the couple while riding a bicycle. At this moment, Qin Ren, who is omnipotent in motor nerves, swung his right hand and a small condom accurately fell into the hat behind the girl wearing a hooded shirt.

The high-end perfume flavor of Estee Lauder may be very slow for boys, but girls must have a super sharp nose. If you get jealous, ask the boy how the perfume smell comes from. It’s a ghost to not quarrel. The small condom in girls’ clothes can also make boys wonder whether girls have other men.

Doing bad things is really an entertainment activity that can make people happy both physically and mentally.

Yun Luo and Qin Ren formed a group of dead couples to break up. Yun Luo was responsible for shooting perfume with a water gun for boys, and Qin Ren put a small condom on girls or boys. These two mixed balls were also discovered several times, but the person walking could not catch up with the bike.

Later, Qin Ren felt that it was not enough to have fun, so he rode his bicycle and took Yunluo with him. On a remote highway where there were no traffic police, he went to harm girls with long hair on bicycles, couples riding electric bikes, beauties or handsome guys who opened windows of cars, and were really scolded and chased by them.

Qin Ren was tired of riding a bicycle on the expressway, so he threw the pink women's bicycle to the side of the road and took Yunluo to the shopping mall to buy two large SLRs, one of which costs tens of thousands of yuan.

Carrying a high-standard SLR long lens camera, Qin Ren took Yun Luo to a very prosperous pedestrian street intersection and squatted on the street to play street photography. Qin Ren is very artistic. He first took more than a dozen photos and saw Yun Luo, and Yun Luo understood how to play.

None of the girls were photographed in Qin Ren's SLR camera, and none of them had beautiful legs. They were all big and small breasts of girls. This was a big tail wolf.

Yun Luo picked up the SLR camera excitedly, adjusted the focal length according to Qin Ren's teachings, and quickly took a picture of the breast of a denim sleeveless jacket girl, which won Qin Ren's praise, so she can teach her.

But before much time passed, Qin Ren and Yun Luo were chased by seven girls with short skirts, hot pants, and had to escape from this street corner.

It was Qin Ren who was trying to die. He snapped the seven pretty young girls who were shopping together. They were stared at by a girl with a temper of chili. Qin Ren muttered to Yun Luo without knowing how to do it, and his voice was still very loud: "Aluo, look, this little girl in red clothes has the smallest breasts, and she doesn't even have an A cup, it's so pitiful."

Unfortunately, the one in the red dress was Little Pepper, so the little girl raised her arms and shouted, and the seven sisters rushed towards Qin Ren and Yunluo. Qin Ren and Yunluo had a ghost in their hearts. If the photos in the SLR were seen by the girls, it would be light to beat them up, and it would be light to smash both of them. It would be light to call the police.

The girls couldn't escape the two big men. Qin Ren had a big SLR, and the one was super handsome. He took Yunluo to the supermarket to buy a lot of snacks and seasonings, and then started to toss and checked the map of West Lake City with his mobile phone. The two of them ran to the nearby park. There were many cute pets here, including cats, dogs, and loli.

Qin Ren squatted on the grass with satisfaction, holding the SLR and patting a loli in a pink and blue dress in the distance, happily talking nonsense to Yun Luo. This time, Qin Ren only patted the loli's slender and tender little legs. If the loli's parents saw him, he would definitely call the police.

"The giant panda's biting power is second only to the polar bear, and is as good as the brown bear. Its running speed can exceed Liu Xiang's maximum speed in a mountain with an altitude of 2,000 meters, climb trees over twenty meters, and play three or four wolves as cushions. Such a beast actually makes a living by being cute. From this I learned a truth: Justice is to be cute!"

After taking beautiful photos of loli, Qin Ren looked serious and took out a freshly baked roast duck leg, dried fish as big as a palm, and colorful and beautiful soft marshmallows. He divided the work and cooperated with Yunluo. Two bad guys went to harm the various cute creatures on the grass in the park, causing countless dogs to bark, cats to yell at Loli to cry.

Qin Ren fed the snow-white and cute smiling angel Samoyed with roast duck legs with mustard, Yun Luo gave the short-eared cat dried fish with croton, Qin Ren smiled so handsomely that he teased the loli for the beautiful marshmallow, and the sweet candy was bitter coptis chicken...

Well, Qin Ren ran away with Yun Luo after finishing the bad things, leaving behind the chaos in the park.

...

Qin Ren and Yunluo, who had been happy for a few times, went to the cold drink shop to eat something. Qin Ren thought about it and felt that Yunluo could use these two large SLR cameras, so he didn't throw them away. Instead, he found SF Express and sent the two SLRs to Room 302, No. 145 Xueyuan Road. The recipient was An Chuyu, and the mobile phone number of Yunluo's girlfriend was written.

Yun Luo was careless for a moment, but he didn't remember what were filmed in the two SLRs. All the girls' breasts and loli's beautiful legs were really speechless. Qin Ren, you are really a good brother.

Originally, Yunluo could have thought of this small problem, but Qin Ren had previously pulled Yunluo to bet on what color is the beauty of a black pleated short skirt in a cold drink shop. Whoever lost it would jump into West Lake to touch a fish at night.

Yun Luo agreed readily, but he really didn't believe it. Qin Ren was tall and handsome, but he was not strong enough to ask a strange girl what color the little Nei was. Both of them could have three color choices, but both sides could not be the same. If they had the same one, they would judge the winner and lose. If they won, they could take away that color.

Red, white, black, this is Yunluo’s answer, Qin Ren chose pink, beige, and light green.

Then Yun Luo witnessed the shamelessness of the earthlings. Qin Ren got up and walked out of the cold drink shop. He came back within a few minutes and signaled Yun Luo to watch the show. In order to be as good as he could, Yun Luo did not eavesdrop on what Qin Ren did.

After a while, a little boy came in, walked to the girl with a short skirt, reached out and lifted up the girl's short skirt, revealing a corner of the pink little inner. The little boy shouted to Qin Ren: "Uncle Yunluo, it's pink, I promised to give it to me for a hundred dollars."

The girl with short skirt looked angry and followed Xiao Zheng's pure eyes, and then stared at Yun Luo.

"Don't you, Qin Ren, you actually framed me." Yun Luo saw the girl in short skirt rushing over angrily, raised her delicate palm and was about to slap Yun Luo. Yun Luo decisively squatted down and slapped her, and slipped out of the cold drink shop with one drill, cursing Qin Ren at the door of the store.

The girl with short skirt turned her beautiful eyes and looked at the tall, rich and handsome Qin Ren, and was furious: "Two scumbags!" The girl with short skirt shook her hand and slapped her. Qin Ren was omnipotent in sports. She jumped out of the cold drink shop after drilling on the table. She still had time to take a hundred yuan and stuff it to Xiao Zhengtai, and ran away side by side with Yunluo.

...

The two best friends each complained that the other party was a mixed-race ball, so they went to a very exquisite restaurant to ask for a private room for a big meal. Qin Ren was also a little hungry and did not make trouble during the meal. He ate a table of dishes with Yun Luo.

Qin Ren is very good at eating, and the dishes he ordered are also the signature dish of this restaurant, as well as many famous dishes in Xihu City. Dried bamboo shoots, old duck pot, fish head king of casserole, hibiscus crystal shrimp, double-flavored chicken, egg yolk green crab, and straw duck.

There was a very small bathroom in the private room, and there was a very small window on the wall more than two meters high. When Qin Ren finished eating and went to wash his hands, a light flashed in his head. He pointed at the small window and said to Yunluo with a whim: "Aluo, let's escape the order. Climb out of that small window. There is a floor outside, which is very safe."

Yun Luo looked at the smooth white tiles on the four walls. Most people would never be able to climb up, not to mention that the small window is composed of two aluminum alloy glass windows. Even children can’t get out of the single glass window. If Qin Ren wants to climb out, he must remove the two aluminum alloy glass windows, but it is difficult to start a place more than two meters high.

"Hahaha, this is the time for my rock climbing professional skills to start. Aluo took off his shirt and twisted it into a rope. You stand here and let me climb up on my shoulders." Qin Ren neatly took off his blue dress, used a claw knife to tear it open, tied it into a rope, and then tied it to Yunluo's outer cloth strip to form a very long rope.

Yun Luo stood steadily. Qin Ren stepped on Yun Luo's palms and jumped on Yun Luo's shoulders. After stepping on him, Qin Ren rushed to the small window more than two meters high. His hands and feet quickly removed the two alloy windows. Qin Ren turned over and passed through the small window, dangled a rope made of clothes, and pulled Yun Luo up.

The two big men just ran away shamelessly.
Chapter completed!
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