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Chapter 171: Be a scumbag from today

The two delinquents, Imamura and Aoki, one on the left and one on the right, skillfully hugged Shirakawa Zehei's thigh and began to cry.

"Brother Baichuan, I'm lovelorn!"

"Brother Bai Chuan, I'm also heartbroken!"

His mind was a little achy because of these two idiots. Even though he knew that their love story could not last forever, when he actually heard about it, Shirakawa Zeping couldn't help but ask.

"Why did you fall in love?"

"It's a long story."

Imamura Takashi wiped his nose and tears, and said angrily: "Obviously Fumi-chan and I have been saying good night to each other for so long! So long! I have always regarded her as a girl who loves to sleep!"

"Me too! I thought Mano-chan was a girl who loved bathing!"

"But one day... I discovered on her Twitter that after she said she was going to bed, she actually secretly played Animal Crossing!"

"..."

"Then what?"

"Then I asked her if she could take me to play with her...but she actually refused!"

"Then...she broke my heart mercilessly...she said she already had someone she cared about and asked me not to spend time chatting with her in the future..."

Somehow, the scene engraved in DNA and the familiar BGM came back to Shirakawa Zeping's mind...

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He turned to look at Yosuke Aoki: "Did you also find out that he was secretly playing Animal Crossing?"

"That's not true. Mano-chan told me directly."

"..."

In a sense, Yosuke Aoki is more miserable than his good brother.

"It seems they both agreed to break up with us on the same day..."

Shirakawa Zeping was silent for a moment and then said, "Can you show me your flirting records?"

Imamura and Aoki scrambled to hand over the phone. Shirakawa Zehei flipped through it roughly and found that the two girls from the Qingyin Club chatted with them normally at first, such as asking about their hobbies and dislikes.

It seems that he really wants to make ordinary friends with them first.

But as we chatted, something started to look wrong with the style of painting...

There are some embarrassing topics about delinquent boys, which even Shirakawa Zehei found a little annoying. It can be seen that after the two girls discovered the nature of bad boys, they gradually became a little confused and wanted to use common operations to slowly

Slowly let the other party retreat when they are faced with difficulties.

For example, if you only reply to messages in the middle of the night, and a long time has passed by the time the other party finds out, you can then use the excuse that you didn't see it. If you repeat this for two or three times, any boy who knows how to respond will know that this is a sign that the other party does not want to continue the relationship.

But Imamura and Aoki obviously couldn't receive this signal.

When the other party responded to the message in the middle of the night for the first time, the two evil cultivators responded to the message in seconds with great excitement. This operation made the two girls a little confused.

What's going on? Doesn't this guy even sleep?

Delinquents really don't need sleep. They spend most of their time catching up on sleep at school. Now that they saw the girl they liked sleeping so late, they were so excited that they immediately replied.

"Are you also a cultivator who is catching up on sleep at school?"

Fumi-chan and Mano-chan were so devastated that they didn't reply to the message. Later, they numbly began to use the Goddess Sambo to deal with the two bad guys.

Haha, go to bed, go take a shower. This is a goddess quotation that is common to all human beings. If it is not universal, please replace the first haha ​​with the modal particle of the corresponding language.

And this is exactly what Imamura and Aoki showed off to Shirakawa Zeppei before.

In the end, that is, in the past few days, the two girls in the light music department didn't know whether they really had someone they liked or were afraid of being infected with the retarded virus. They finally gave them a happy life and simply rejected them.

Two bad boys naturally fell out of love...

Seeing this, Shirakawa Zeping was silent again for several seconds.

He decisively refused: "Your love is hopeless, give up!"

"I can't even start a new social gathering, I can't find anyone."

"We know that."

Ryuta Imamura sniffed and said in a sad tone: "We no longer want to have a good relationship!"

"How can I love someone again if my heart is broken?"

"Last night, I sat on the windowsill and looked up at the stars at a 45-degree angle, and all I shed was green tears..."

"Last night, my clothes were soaked with tears. I was very sad."

"Awesome! You know how to speak, Ryuta! What you say is so poetic!"

"Wherever, it's just broken love that easily creates poets..."

Shirakawa Zeping:?

God, broken love creates poets. What kind of literature of pain are you talking about? You still look up at the starry sky at a 45-degree angle! I wonder if this is someone else’s exclusive angle!

I'm afraid the Sichuan Liu girl has seen too much of this thing, right? It can also be called Sichuan Liu! The Chinese teacher's coffin board can hardly be pressed!

"Then...what do you want?"

"Brother Baichuan! We want to be scumbags!"

"Please, Brother Bai Chuan! From now on, we must stay away from women and be love-struck prodigals!"

"Thousands of flowers pass through it, and not a single leaf touches me!"

"Meet someone, love someone, and always be the man that women can't figure out!"

Shirakawa Zeping fell silent again, and then he pulled out his thigh and turned around to run away!

You want to be a scumbag and come to me. Am I a scumbag? You still love each other. Do you two have a deep misunderstanding of the word prodigal in love?

Just because of you, I still want to live among thousands of flowers!

Sorry, as far as I'm concerned, you can't even get into the flowers.

However, the two licking boys Imamura and Aoki are worthy of being men with full thighs hugged by their passive skills. Even with the reaction speed of level 4 fighting, Shirakawa Zehei was still accurately hugged by the thighs and dragged back by the two of them.

"Brother Baichuan! Only you can save us! You can't abandon us!"

"Please, Brother Bai Chuan, let us experience what it feels like to be a scumbag! I really want to meet one and fall in love with the other!"

The purpose has been exposed! Any broken love is fake, but wanting to be a scumbag is real!

Shirakawa Zehei's head is full of black lines. He feels that if Imamura and Aoki really want to be delinquents and conquer the world, they can consider forming a trio with Ishida Koji.

The two assistants hold their thighs to restrict movement, and then the core DPS Koji Ishida outputs with all his strength. With this lineup configuration, Suzuran High School is at your disposal!

"I don't know how to be a scumbag. You have to ask Brother Cheng about this question. But remember to bring some fruit."

"Brother Baichuan, we can actually see that you are fully capable of being a scumbag! It's just that you don't want to!"

"That's right, Brother Baichuan, if you don't want to, you must not let this craft be lost! Leave it to us, and we will carry it forward!"

Shirakawa Zeping covered his forehead and said with a speechless expression: "What you mean is that you want to find a place with many girls to stay? Feel the happiness among thousands of flowers?"

"right!"

"Brother Baichuan is really awesome, he got the essence of it right away!"

"Then you go to Cowherd's shop," Shirakawa Zeping said expressionlessly, "You can still make some extra money."

Imamura Ryota and Aoki Yosuke looked at each other and said with some regret: "We have asked..."

"It's a pity that they don't want to be underage..."

Shirakawa Zeping was stunned for a long time, and then slowly typed a question mark again.?
Chapter completed!
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