Chapter 317: That's it?
The reaction of the two old Sijis when they were caught vaguely reflected the differences in their respective personalities. After the fish girl struggled for a second, she immediately began to fall to the ground and pretended to be dead. The moaning monster covered his face while
Started to play the emotional card crazily and beg for mercy.
"Baichuan! Baichuan, I was wrong... wuwuwu... this is my first time... Baichuan, just shake me... I used to be so good, you should know it!"
"For the sake of the past! Please... Bai Chuan, I can do anything... don't hit me... it's too embarrassing..."
"Everyone has moments when they are young and frivolous. I just had too much curiosity for knowledge... You can't blame me..."
"I don't know what it means to be young and frivolous. I only know the light of the right path." Shirakawa Zeping sneered: "You have a strong thirst for knowledge? Why didn't I see you so strong when I was studying?"
"Health and physical education are also studies... Bai Chuan, don't look at me... give me some face..."
"Face? You're going to take off my pants and you want me to give you face?"
"Isn't that the case? It's called a crime cessation."
"Stop exonerating yourself! This is called an attempted crime!"
"Don't be so serious... Baichuan, you are not a law student... Anyway, my behavior is not very bad... Qiuqiu, please shake me..."
"hehe."
"That one at the bottom, stop pretending to be dead. I'm here with a rolling pin..."
The fish-catching girl remained motionless and took her feigning death to the extreme. Shirakawa Zeppei had no choice but to deal with a certain cute monster begging for mercy first.
"Tell me! Was it a spur-of-the-moment idea or was it planned for a long time?"
Wei Wei hesitated for a moment: "...Hey Duo... Which punishment will be lighter?"
"Um??"
"Okay, okay...I said that's it..."
"Put your hands down."
"No! My face is very red right now... I can't look at you Baichuan..."
"You're actually still blushing?"
"I'm a girl..."
"I don't admit that there are girls like this in the world who take off their friends' pants."
"Yes! Little Brocade is with me, isn't it?"
Shirakawa Zeping glanced at the fishing girl lying down and pretending to be dead, and said calmly: "She is different from you."
"???"
"Why! It's obvious that we both do the same thing, how can we treat Xiao Jinzhi with double standards!"
"This is not a double standard on my part... Anyway, you don't understand..."
"Old scumbag Baichuan! You are the most annoying! Humph, let me go quickly, I don't want to be grabbed by a nasty guy like you!"
Shirakawa Zeping: "..."
With your poor tsundere acting skills, you still want to deceive me? First learn from Asano Natsori how to act in your true colors, okay?
"Let's talk about punishment."
Yue Jian Yingze's face collapsed when he heard this, and he said pitifully: "Shirakawa~ Can you not be punished..."
"No punishment? Do you want to have the courage to come again next time?" Shirakawa Zeping sneered: "Of course, this is the first time for this kind of thing to happen, so I will let you know what the fear of transcending death is."
"No, it's not... it's a lie... Bai Chuan... what are you going to do... it's a joke... fear or something... it's just a joke..."
"Come with me."
Shirakawa Zehei said, letting go of the fish-catching girl's hand, and sneered, leading the monster into the room...
"Bai Chuan... Bai Chuan..."
The fishing girl quietly turned her head and squinted her eyes to take a look at the situation. All she saw was Tsukimi Sakurazawa holding Shirakawa Zehei's hand, like a child being dragged to a cram school by his parents, with reluctance written all over his face...
"Ahhhh! Bai Chuan! I will fight with you..."
Not long after, Tsukimi Sakurazawa's furious roar came from the room. Unfortunately, after two muffled sounds, the girl snorted lightly and changed into a pitiful tone...
"Don't do this, okay... It's too much to say anything... Aren't we good brothers? How could anyone do such a thing to a good brother..."
"Don't, don't, don't...put down the phone...we have something to talk about...I'll just listen to you..."
The fishing girl touched her chest in fear, secretly thinking that luckily she wisely chose to pretend to be dead... In an angry state, Shirakawa-san has no emotional cards to play... Don't even admit your mistakes!
Sakurazawa-chan, I am very sad that your life is over.
Hmm? My song Sichuan Liu seems to have a lot of charm...
"Bai Chuan...I can't hold on anymore...my waist is so sore..."
"If you can't hold on, hold on, who makes you so bold!"
"How about you go out first...you go out of the room first...I will be very shy if there are people in this position..."
"Stop coming, how can I punish you after you go out! Keep going!"
Isshiki Haori Brocade:???
Shirakawa-san's punishment...is it the punishment I imagined?
So now...should I run...or should I continue to pretend to be dead...
If you continue to pretend to be dead, will Shirakawa-san directly...
This...this familiar plot...have I seen it in doujinshi!??
The fishing girl here didn't know how long the war between heaven and man had been going on. The door to the room suddenly opened with a click. She was so frightened that she quickly closed her eyes and chose to continue pretending to be dead...
God bless, I hope Sakurazawa-chan is fine...
"Ouch... Bai Chuan... I have no strength in my legs... help me down the stairs..."
"You asked for this." Shirakawa Zeping sneered, "Now you know you were wrong?"
"I know...I know...I don't dare anymore...Bai Chuan, you are not a human, you are a devil..."
"Huh??" Shirakawa Zeping glanced at her calmly: "What do you mean... do you want to have a second game with Isshiki Yu?"
Yingyingguai, who had just experienced a punishment, quickly shook his head, indicating that he did not dare to peel off his skin anymore...
"Go home and reflect on it." Shirakawa Zeping said angrily: "If there is a next time, it won't be something that Zamabu can solve."
"No one would threaten a girl with photos of her dark history... Baichuan, I think calling you a devil is a bit too light... you are the devil among devils."
"If you talk any more, I won't help you..."
"No...I can barely feel any feeling in my legs now."
"I'm already very merciful by not letting you leapfrog. Your level is nothing in China's Shaolin Temple."
"You still want me to leapfrog!! Bai Chuan! What good will it do you if I don't have the strength in my lower back! Please be a human being..."
"Didn't I ask you to dance yet? Stop talking nonsense and go home quickly."
"No, my legs are broken... I have to lie down on the sofa for a while..."
After settling the moaning monster, Shirakawa Zeping finally had his hands free to deal with the daring fishing girl.
At this moment, this guy is still full of unrealistic fantasies and a sense of luck, and he is still lying on the ground and continuing to pretend to be dead...
Wilderness Survival Skills Tip 1: As long as I don’t open my eyes...Shirakawa-san won’t eat me...Oh no, you’re punishing me!!
"Isshikiha-san?"
Calm down! Calm down! No matter how gentle Shirakawa-san’s tone is... you can’t believe it!
"As for your punishment, I think it should be distinguished from Yue Jian's..."
"Why!" the monster said angrily: "Baichuan, you can't treat one favorably! You want to get the rain and dew equally!"
Shirakawa Zeping glanced at Tsukimi, without saying anything, and continued: "So you don't have to stand still, and you don't have to worry about being beaten..."
"Then what punishment will I receive..."
The fishing girl couldn't help but open her eyes and said curiously, then she seemed to feel that she had been tricked, so she quickly closed her eyes again.
"There's no need to pretend, get up and listen to the punishment, otherwise you'll be like Tsukimi!"
The cute little Isiroha who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead turned stiff and got up obediently.
"Shirakawa-kun...you keep your word...you can't pinch my face, and you can't hit me..."
"rest assured."
Shirakawa Zeping said with a gentle smile: "As long as you pinch a strawberry on your own neck and pull it out, I will forgive you."
The cute little Isshikiha looked suspicious.
Chapter completed!