The second kiss took less than 0.01 seconds, but the impact brought was not small at all.

Liu Yi sat in a daze for a long time, picked up the leftover half of the beer on the coffee table and drank it. He got up and went to the refrigerator to pick it up a few times. After searching for it, he really didn't have any food tofu. Finally, he pried open one of the canned tuna of tofu.

"It's really delicious." Liu Yi picked up a tuna meat with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, sucked his fingers. No wonder the dead dog liked it, it tasted really good.

Liu Yi suddenly realized that he was a little jealous of tofu. He ate and drank well every day, and ate tofu whoever he wanted to eat. What made people even more angry was that the people who were eaten tofu didn’t feel that they were eaten tofu.

"I didn't know what good things I did in my previous life..." It seems that it is not right to think so. If I really did good things in my previous life, it wouldn't have been reincarnated as a dog. Liu Yi suddenly stopped envious of it. After all, he was a human being, so why were he angry with the dog?

After drinking three-singing beer, my mood finally stabilized a little. Liu Yi curled up on the sofa and closed his eyes, but he just couldn't sleep.

He couldn't understand why things turned out like this. Did his personal charm suddenly become bigger?

A month ago, I was a ** silk man who wanted to kiss and could only kiss posters. A month later, I could actually kiss two members of Girls' Generation in a row within one day. Could it be that the pie that fell from the moon this month hit me on the head?

Liu Yi didn't hate Tiffany, but he still felt it was difficult for him to accept her initiative. Especially this kiss tonight made him feel very uncomfortable. When he was the first kiss, even if Tiffany said that, he didn't feel that way. Because even if kissing was her stress-relieving habit, at least she knew who the kiss was.

But for this second kiss, Tiffany clearly saw himself as Nikkun. What made Liu Yi feel uncomfortable is that he was regarded as a substitute.

Liu Yi was indeed very slow in terms of emotions, so he studied psychology. Psychology did not save him from being slow, but it gave him the ability to realize it later. Some things might not be understood at the time, but as long as he thought about it carefully, he would still understand. Moreover, when he was a psychological counselor, he did handle 300 girls, and he had also encountered Tiffany's situation.

Tiffany's situation is a typical psychological substitution. She wanted to forget Nikkhun, so she chose him as a substitute. The consequences of the substitute are tragedies, because the substitute is the substitute. When the next authentic product arrives, or the previous authentic product is repaired, the only destination of the substitute is the trash can.

Because there is a "Yi" in his name, Liu Yi has never wanted to be the second since he was a child. He is regarded as a substitute and is instinctively rejected. Faced with Tiffany's "playing" emotional game, he really doesn't want to play it.

But if she had just said her thoughts, Tiffany would definitely be hurt. Now her relationship is a mess, and he really can't do such a cruel thing.

Time slipped away in the random thoughts. After eating canned food and drinking beer, Liu Yi looked at the wall clock on the wall in a dizzy way. It was already three in the morning.

Liu Yi yawned, grabbed two pillows and placed them under his neck, and closed his eyes to sleep.

He had already figured out a solution.

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When there was no notice, no one of the nine people in Girls' Generation would get up early except Seo Hyun. So when Liu Yi woke up, everyone except Seo Hyun was sleeping.

Liu Yi was woken up by Tofu. With the owner by his side, Tofu became brave. Seeing that Liu Yi had actually stolen his can, he immediately made a fierce blow on Liu Yi's face, making him saliva all over his face.

Liu Yi reflexively grabbed Tofu's neck, but when he saw Xu Xian with anger on his face, he immediately turned into a hug, hugged Tofu with a smile on his face.

"It's so naughty, little thing." Liu Yi grinned with six teeth and grabbed the hair on the back of Tofu's neck. Tofu felt like a knife was hanging around his neck, and the hair was standing up.

"Brother-in-law Liu Yi, can't you be nice to my tofu?" Xu Xian called the tofu over, helped it straighten its hair, and said to Liu Yi angrily. She is not a fool, and you can tell from Liu Yi's performance that he still doesn't like tofu.

"Of course, we are brothers." Liu Yi pulled two pieces of paper and wiped his face, rubbed it hard again, and woke up a little more.

"Clean up the garbage on the coffee table, I'll wash my face, let's cook together." Liu Yi looked at Tofu with kindness and walked towards the bathroom.

Tofu lay on the ground and did not move. When Liu Yi entered the bathroom, he immediately jumped up and barked twice. Liu Yi's cough came from the bathroom, and Tofu immediately lay down honestly, as if the dog he just called was not it.

Xu Xian took a plastic bag and put the garbage on the coffee table in. Seeing the tofu, he couldn't help but persuade: "Can't be honest? You can't beat him."

Tofu suddenly felt humiliated in his self-esteem, and hummed, curled up into a ball.

The breakfast was skinny egg and lean meat porridge. Yesterday I promised Sunny to make it for her and I must make it today. Liu Yi has become accustomed to pampering Sunny, but he has not noticed this yet.

Xu Xian was very envious of Liu Yi's orderly cooking method. This clear-cut method of doing things is exactly what she yearns for, and it is the same when she cooks, but there are always mistakes. She can't do things like Liu Yi's smooth and easy-to-lift weight.

The porridge was already cooked, and Liu Yi leaned on the sofa and kept yawning.

"Brother-in-law Liu Yi, are you really 38 years old?" Xu Xian asked suddenly.

"How is that possible?" After only two hours of sleep, Liu Yi was a little mentally removed from the body. "I just talk casually. You shouldn't really think about it seriously, right?"

"No, I just think you are so amazing, so young."

"What are you talking about?" Liu Yi's first thought of kissing two Girls' Generation members one day. He felt that this was a great achievement in his life. At least he didn't dare to think about this when he published his paper in Science magazine.

"There are both academic and career." Xu Xian seemed to suddenly become a little expert who flattered her and said completely admiringly: "Brother-in-law, how did you do it?"

"Oh, I'm calling you brother-in-law, don't call you brother-in-law Liu Yi?" Liu Yi immediately grabbed the 'grammatical affair' in Xu Xian's words and said teasingly.

"I am my brother-in-law. Brother-in-law, please teach me how to do it. I want to be like you, but I always can't do it well." Xu Xian said with a little coquettish look.

Liu Yi looked at Xu Xian unexpectedly and was very surprised. Xu Xian has indeed grown up and can even beg for help by acting coquettishly.

Liu Yi suddenly became naughty and became much more energetic. He sat up straight and looked at Xu Xian seriously.

"I really want to learn?"

Xu Xian nodded immediately.

Liu Yi sighed, showed a embarrassed look and said, "You are my sister-in-law, so I won't hide it from you. The reason why I am talented is actually because I have opened up the Ren and Du meridians."

"Ren and Du meridians?" Xu Xian was confused. What was that?

Liu Yi saw Xu Xian's expression and felt a little embarrassed. He didn't consider the background. He bragged for a long time and couldn't understand it. It was really embarrassing. It was impossible to change the bragging temporarily. Liu Yi had to explain to Xu Xian what the Ren and Du meridians are. After supplementing the background, Xu Xian finally understood and longed for: "Brother-in-law, you can teach me to open the Ren and Du meridians."

Liu Yi shook his head and said, "It's not that easy. When I first became a disciple and learned skills, my master specifically warned me that my internal skills were 'passed to men but not women'. Your request really made me feel embarrassed."

After hearing Liu Yi's statements were so reasonable and well-founded, Xu Xian believed it even more. He heard that he could not learn, so he showed a sad look.

Liu Yi suppressed his laughter, controlled his expression, and said, "But my master is dead, so it is actually not impossible to pass on it."

"Really? Brother-in-law, I beg you, teach me." Xu Xianyi was excited and grabbed Liu Yi's hand.

Liu Yi almost laughed out loud, quickly pulled out his hand, and said solemnly: "Okay, who made you my youngest sister-in-law? I'll teach you a trick first."

"Okay." Xu Xian said obediently.

"Do it with me, calm down and hug Yuan Shouyi." Liu Yi sat cross-legged, put his hands on his chest, as if he was holding a ball in vain.

Xu Xian did as he did immediately.

"Three flowers gather together, and the five energys are facing the Yuan Dynasty." Liu Yi raised his hands above his head, and his palms were facing upwards.

Xu Xian looked at Liu Yi's movements and suddenly remembered something. In the kung fu movies I watched when I was a child, those heroes practiced their internal skills in this way. Xu Xian immediately realized that no wonder his brother-in-law was so powerful in fighting. It turned out that he had practiced it. Thinking of this, Xu Xian was more confident in Liu Yi's "internal skills" and learned it meticulously.

"Okay. Now put your hands down. Keep the first position and breathe for five breaths, then do the second position, and then return to the first position after one breath, and repeat it ten times in a group. This is the first position, mainly to eliminate distracting thoughts, which is the so-called meditation. Meditation is the basis of this sect's internal skills and requires a certain degree of patience. If you can't even do this, there is no need to learn what comes later." Liu Yi bit the bullet and made up. He is now in a difficult situation. If you tell Xu Xian these are jokes, she will definitely be angry.

"Do you need to close your eyes?" Xu Xian asked seriously.

"Of course you have to close your eyes, otherwise what is it called meditation?"

Xu Xian smiled embarrassedly and immediately closed his eyes. Following what he had learned just now, he hugged Yuan Shouyi and began to meditate.

Liu Yi put on a face of dignity in his master's manner and slipped into the study with his hands behind his back to play games.

When Tofu saw the door of the study closed, she immediately patted Xu Xian with her paws. It was anxious. The owner was so stupid that he would not be deceived by the big devil if he continued like this.

"Oh, Xu Tofu, Oni is meditating. If you touch me again, I have no food to eat today!"
Chapter completed!